UN Penis theft panic in Africa reveals Russian propaganda campaign against France

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Penis theft panic in Africa reveals Russian propaganda campaign against France​

"Your penis disappears after a handshake" — this startling claim spread across the Central African Republic in 2024, causing riots and forcing government denials. But what began as a street-level panic transformed into an international propaganda scheme when pro-Russian media blamed France for orchestrating supernatural genital theft.

The panic was real enough. In Bambari, a humanitarian worker had to be evacuated by police after three young men accused him of making their genitals disappear through a handshake. In Bangui, the capital, crowds attacked alleged "penis thieves" until local chiefs intervened. The incidents grew so concerning that the government's spokesman had to publicly deny any confirmed cases of vanishing organs.

Russia's propaganda machine saw an opportunity. As Moscow works to replace French influence in its former African colonies, Russian operatives crafted a bizarre story: French intelligence services were stealing African men's genitals to combat European fertility decline. The Malian news site Bamada.net, known for spreading pro-Russian content, claimed Emmanuel Macron had personally approved a secret program called "Repopulation" that flew stolen organs to "secret bunkers in Versailles."


As Books & Ideas reports, this was classic Russian disinformation targeting two key countries in Russia's new African sphere: Mali, where a 2021 coup brought in pro-Russian leadership, and the Central African Republic, where Russian mercenaries have operated since 2018. The goal? Inflame existing anti-French sentiment to push these nations further into Moscow's orbit.

The operation failed spectacularly. Fact-checkers exposed the fake "expert" behind the story, and Bamada.net retracted it after just ten days. On social media, only 16% of commenters expressed belief, while most responded with skepticism or mockery.

"Even if a rumor can be used to manufacture fake news, it's much more difficult to transform fake news into a rumor," writes Julien Bonhomme in Books & Ideas.
 
I think I'm more confused after coming into this thread than I was before. I'd ask if someone could direct me to where there is sanity left, but I'm sure the only place where that exists is Mars because there are no other people there.
Well worth a read and a click through the names of the syndromes to read about them
 
In Bambari, a humanitarian worker had to be evacuated by police after three young men accused him of making their genitals disappear through a handshake.
Never be a humanitarian worker. These savages will literally make shit up and then try to kill you about it.

Russian operatives crafted a bizarre story: French intelligence services were stealing African men's genitals to combat European fertility decline. The Malian news site Bamada.net, known for spreading pro-Russian content, claimed Emmanuel Macron had personally approved a secret program called "Repopulation" that flew stolen organs to "secret bunkers in Versailles."

They should have done this against Hillary in 2016 instead. I'd believe it.
 
At least for me, the bigger question is why you would want to steal someone's penis. Doesn't seem like you can do much with your ill-gotten gains.
It's the land of magical thinking. They probably assume the penis stays healthy with it's vitality intact the entire time until it gets stuck to a Frenchman and used.
 
WHITEY IZ STEALING AFRIKUN BBCS FOR DEY OWN MEN, DAS RITE!
On a serious note, I think the niggers aren't THAT dumb, those three kids probably thought it was funny and decided to fuck with an aid worker, and besides most people in Franc-afrique hate the frog eaters for their neocolonialism and are just looking for an excuse.
 
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Yes, I am sure the French are just dying to get their hands on the literal tools that brought HIV to the world...

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I've heard it spoken of as a "culture bound illness" sort of like shared psychosis. This particular one seems to be called "koro" and is also found among some Asian cultures as well.

The DSM-IV TR used to call it a "Culture Bound Syndrome". In the DSM-5 they felt that "Culture Bound Syndrome" was too imperialistic and colonial (I'm not even kidding about that, sadly), so they switched it to "Cultural Concepts of Distress". The ICD-10 lists them as "Culture-Specific Disorders"

Classical.webp

Nice throne, but that guy with the peacock looking thing on his hat has to be the so black he is darker than midnight.

Flex your penis muscle?

That doesn't really work unless you're hard.
 
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