YouTube Autism - Things that are worth laughing at but not worth a full thread.

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

A grifter who was roided to the gills and claiming he was natural and it was all from eating raw liver, testicles and sleeping on a wood plank and sold supplements. Now he's on meth or some shit and lost his fucking mind as his multi multi million dollar empire has collapsed.

Why do these dumbasses NEVER squirrel away money for when their con is inevitably exposed? I see so many grifters who had a good thing going get called out and suddenly they’re doing their own homeless arcs and sucking dick for cock. If they’re smart enough to pull off the swindle they should be smart enough to have like 100K in the bank for an emergency!

 

[Goofy Logic]

Why do these dumbasses NEVER squirrel away money for when their con is inevitably exposed? I see so many grifters who had a good thing going get called out and suddenly they’re doing their own homeless arcs and sucking dick for cock. If they’re smart enough to pull off the swindle they should be smart enough to have like 100K in the bank for an emergency!

Grifters? Thinking ahead?

 

[Korpon]

If I was Joe, I would just send the "Joe Rogan's kicks sound like gunshots" video to Liver King and never reply back

 

[Gatcha Gonna Getcha]

Why do these dumbasses NEVER squirrel away money for when their con is inevitably exposed? I see so many grifters who had a good thing going get called out and suddenly they’re doing their own homeless arcs and sucking dick for cock. If they’re smart enough to pull off the swindle they should be smart enough to have like 100K in the bank for an emergency!

90% of people in the grift game don't have the foresight to not believe their own shit before it all comes tumbling down.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Why do these dumbasses NEVER squirrel away money for when their con is inevitably exposed? I see so many grifters who had a good thing going get called out and suddenly they’re doing their own homeless arcs and sucking dick for cock. If they’re smart enough to pull off the swindle they should be smart enough to have like 100K in the bank for an emergency!

This is just speculation until facts come out but I think he's on hard drugs and the wife might have gotten his money.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

Steve Burns, Original ‘Blue’s Clues’ Host, Is Launching a Podcast for Grown-Ups That’s a ‘Continuation’ of the Beloved Kids’ Show​

[transcript excerpt from video]
here's what i'm thinking so it's
basically a societal requirement at this
point that everyone has a podcast
so why don't we have one
you and i
yeah
i mean it could basically be
what we've always done you and i have
always been about this deep and curious
investigation of our world in search of
these little bits of information that
lead to greater understanding
right and we would even sit somewhere
always with the intention of being super
thoughtful about it
i don't know sounds like a podcast to me
i mean it used to be about
shapes and colors and letters and
numbers and vegetables and stuff but now
it could really be about death and sex
and taxes and and everything that makes
it so weird and wonderful
to be alive
i don't know i think it sounds pretty
cool

 

[NSA Intern]

Ever wonder what those youtube pornbots that post instantly on new videos saying some variation on 'Amazing video very informative' with IG whore pfps were actually shilling? Well, curiosity got the best of me. I fired up a cheap burner laptop I keep for doing stupid shit like this and followed the rabbit hole.
It goes:
-get you to click on their profile
-profile links to a Beacons.AI link page
-that redirect links to another redirect page (blocked by UBlock)
-which links to a site to set up an online dating profile by typing into a chatfield with an LLM
-which redirects to a site called IFlirts.com after agreeing with T&Cs
Immediately you receive messages from several 'women' (read: LLM instances) who are interested in you despite it being a bare fake profile with an obviously fake name and email. Attempting to poke at the chatbot reveals you need an mtx currency called coins to talk to them, and you can get some once per day from a scratch ticket... or you can give them tens of dollars for the privilege.
In the T&Cs as shown when I was looking into the site elsewhere it flat-out tells you that you're talking with bots with an army of jeets behind it to give a more human touch when you start to stop believing in the charade or to get whales to spend more by chatting.


What's the point of this post? Well, it appears boomers are actually falling for it. And it's hilarious.



There are near on thousands of these reviews. Societal darwinism at work

https://www.complaintsboard.com/iflirts-b140502

https://www.trustpilot.com/review/iflirts.com?page=5

 

[Gatcha Gonna Getcha]

Ever wonder what those youtube pornbots that post instantly on new videos saying some variation on 'Amazing video very informative' with IG whore pfps were actually shilling?

I've seen this shit so many times on Youtube now it's ridiculous. You see them on other social media sites too. Sometimes on Instagram meme channels will have them tagged in the comments.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

https://youtu.be/QFUfDTF4IAk?si=rZzyrs2RsmmcpdRs

>it's a normgroids finding a barely disgused fetish channel episode

 

[dongykung]

There are near on thousands of these reviews.

I thought they were wasting theyre time with the scams but apparently not lol i dont even feel that bad for them how can you be so dumb

 

[GL37-5]

Local queer rates how people say the f slur

 

[Colon capital V]

Local queer rates how people say the f slur

This tranny's entire family died leaving only him left I think, geg.
(This is sourced from the sharty when they tried to dox xim, but like always, soyteens never archive anything that they find about their targets once threads slide).

 

[NEMA 5-15 receptacle]

This tranny's entire family died leaving only him left I think, geg.
(This is sourced from the sharty when they tried to dox xim, but like always, soyteens never archive anything that they find about their targets once threads slide).

Many such cases.

On a similar note, I remember hearing that they managed to get a partial doxx on BetaEtaDelota (creepy EPI furfag - though I'm pretty sure his doxx has existed on here for a while), and PolygonDonut (uwu softboi faggot), but of course they never showed proof of it. Mainly because their "Operation Total Shortform Death" achieved next to nothing. Unfortunate but it is what it is.

 

[Metamorpho]

soyteens never archive anything that they find about their targets once threads slide

Why don't they do that?

 

[Ambient Occlusion]

Enjoy 2 minutes of autistic screeching over Halo

 

[SoyRageEngaged]

Sometimes Willy Wonka has to slap a bitch

 

[56 others]

This guy Ice Cream Man does 10 hour live streams wearing a toilet seat and acting crazy/making noises with random objects
Some of these VODs have ridiculous views, this one has 1.6 million views and 79 comments:

His stream currently running right now has 1000+ viewers, if he isnt buying bots.

Spoiler: Video Description and Links

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

I'm not fucking clicking that.

 

[lolwatagain]

This might actually be interesting enough for its own thread, but it looks like Proven Industries shitty copyright infringement lawsuit against McNally is quickly devolving into a lolsuit.

For those unaware, On May 1st, Proven Industries filed a lawsuit against McNally for Copyright infringement, defamation and various other business related torts for shimming one of their locks with a cut up soda can. In response, McNally posted more videos where he proceeded to shim even more of their locks, including the above short.

Proven then filed an emergency request for a preliminary injunction, asking the court to order McNally to remove the videos, and stop posting videos about how easy it is to shim Proven's locks with soda cans.

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The complaint and the motion for a preliminary injunction are worthy of an in-depth analysis, but the end result is that the court denied the motion for a preliminary injunction.

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The court has not yet issued its written order, however, the hearing must have been absolutely brutal for Proven, because they filed a motion asking the judge to seal everything regarding the Preliminary Injunction motion from the public, including the minutes and the judge's to be issued written order and analysis.

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The shitshow will likely continue, and be available on courtlistener.

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/70036390/proven-industries-inc-v-trevor-mcnally/

Update on this.

Someone at Proven developed common sense and they chose to dismiss the suit instead of filing an amended complaint. It's good for Proven and McNally, bad for enjoyers of absolute shitshows, because this would have been a very entertaining one if it continued.

 

[Breadbassket]

Confederate Smosh.