Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.2%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.2%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.1%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 68 10.1%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    670
If he's been told to shut up by someone with actual power (like his PO) he's going to stay shut up because he doesn't want to do the 28 days in jail. Have you seen the pictures of some of the guys in the jail there? He'll be begging for Aaron when they get started with him.
I think he'll just play hard to get for a while, put up a little fight with his chickenboy arms until he's 'forced' to his knees. And then having submitted, he'll indulge in his darkest twink dreams and earn that throat-busted lisp he's been steadily inching toward. No more teasing us with gas huffer soprano, he'll emerge from jail with a few tattoos of spades and the adam's apple of a pelican that swallows fish whole.
 
Nick Rekieta is rumored to be having homosexual relations with a group of African men. There are additional reports that Nick is being cucked like a gay faggot by these men, since his limp dick doesn't work. It is currently unknown which substances Nick is abusing, but initial reports indicate many. This may explain his gay absence.

Nothing else makes much sense. Especially considering he only shuts the fuck up when he has a cock in his mouth and he can't have Aaron's now.
 
This is pure fantasy. The PO is completely checked out by all accounts and has been told to treat Nick with kid gloves. Kandiyohi County is hellbent on avoiding interactions with cuck and cocaine feeder Nick at all costs.
You think the county is just gonna go ahead and turn a blind eye on 5 kids because they're annoyed with rekieta? If something happens and your idea is accurate Kayla or Nicks family can easily go back and sue if the po was proven to be "completely checked out". It's a huge liability risk. The thing about being on probation is they give you enough rope to hang yourself with if you choose to. They don't just drug test you twice a week and show up in the middle of the night or anything like that, and it's a marathon not a sprint, he's got plenty of time to fuck up in an actionable way and actually get caught for it
 
Nick has five years to fuck up and its been like two months.
Considering how he's been behaving, I don't think Nick will even be alive in 5 years. Between the drugs, abusive behavior towards women and how much of an emotional wreck he is, I think Nick will either kill himself or get himself killed. I just hope he doesn't take any of his family with him, but considering his 9 year old tested positive I don't think he really cares about them enough to feel empathy.
 
Nick has five years to fuck up and its been like two months.

Look how long Bossman went without getting violated before they dragged his ass in.
This might be why they're apparently hands-off thus far. Like @woodedbag said, give him enough rope to hang himself. If he starts to party and senses no consequence, he'll push himself all out of shape pretty quickly. And then he might piss hot to multiple drugs, as is his habit, and catch more charges.
 
I've caught up on the thread, haven't read anything about Nick or Aaron or any of the other fags since Saturday. I would like to take this time to reflect on how much of an absolute drain on society these morons are. This legal filing, that legal filing, sissy slapping at each other through the internet. The only people that benefit from it are a fat disgusting pedophile and the people here that enjoy laughing at retards. I'd say that they should just fuck already but that already happened.
 
I would like to take this time to reflect on how much of an absolute drain on society these morons are.
It’s also such a waste of life. Nick is missing out on his kids’ development and joys and struggles to stick his face in a screen and seethe about Aaron. I have no doubt that Nick’s last conscious thought before his merciful death will be about Aaron Imholte.
 
Doesn't he do a summer week-long church campout in the summer? I recall he bragged about paying for Kayla's family to attend last time or some other hero shit.

Surely if it was a planned absence he'd have spent more than literally zero tweets bragging about how his generosity and amazing parenting and good husbandness was causing an absence unlike that goo eating faggot criminal Aaron.
 
There’s proof of life from 16 hours ago at least, in the comments section of his latest Instagram post:

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"I bought it for the lady. In theory it runs, but it has a transmission issues"

It's such a Nick thing to buy something for Kocaine Kayla and just let it rot. The cocksucker doesn't even have to fix the car himself, he had/has the money to have sent to a mechanic.
 
Idk if Sean (SEANNN) can back me up on this, I get the idea the legal profession will protect their own to a great extent, but they don't like their profession being embarrassed?
Fun fact: 8.4 is one of those ridiculous rules that is basically "fuck you we don't like you." It is literally a rule that says it's a rule to violate the rules. Yet why not just disbar under the actual rule? And the embarrassing the profession paragraph. Basically just "gtfo you're a weird faggot and you're not welcome in our fruity little club any more."

This is the rule they got Bill Clinton on.

He had tried to Rekieta around his lies with his "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" bullshit, after tricking the judge into accepting his personal definition of "sexual relations," with the clear intent to deceive, but it wasn't technically perjury.

Despite that, it was such a "this is why people HATE lawyers" moment that they had to go after him.

For the record, Clinton's suspension under 8.4(d) as adopted by Arkansas
It’s also such a waste of life. Nick is missing out on his kids’ development and joys and struggles to stick his face in a screen and seethe about Aaron. I have no doubt that Nick’s last conscious thought before his merciful death will be about Aaron Imholte.
He will be in a nursing home, maybe in his early 50s even, and his last words will only be heard by some Haitian orderly who has smacked him every time he sees him for the last couple years. The Haitian will have no idea what "but he ate my GOOOOOOO" even means and will wait a few hours before even reporting that he croaked.
 
Doesn't he do a summer week-long church campout in the summer? I recall he bragged about paying for Kayla's family to attend last time or some other hero shit.
Indeed they do, but not now. Note to ourselves:
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"I bought it for the lady. In theory it runs, but it has a transmission issues"

It's such a Nick thing to buy something for Kocaine Kayla and just let it rot. The cocksucker doesn't even have to fix the car himself, he had/has the money to have sent to a mechanic.
You can buy a lawn ornament truck that actually are shells of a car. He lives in the MidWest, odds are there is a place not too far away that would’ve sold him a lawn ornament and likely prefabricated the design. A friend bought the carcass of an old model T that her grandfather built (like he literally was a guy on the assembly line) and had it turned into a lawn ornament. She lives in fucking Canada and it cost like $2,000 American dollars. It doesn’t even cost that much to paint.

Having a broken car in your driveway makes you look like a bum.
 
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Having a broken car in your driveway makes you look like a bum
It’s a monument to Nick’s complete inability to master his base urges (and his disinterest in ever doing so). I have to walk away before I sperg another essay about the utter emptiness of the self-centered, compulsion-driven existence that mongs like Nick consider aspirational.
 
He's literally too mentally retarded even to understand what he's involved in. He may be the dumbest individual in this whole drama. Even Pedomelt understands what he's doing.
As much as I would like to agree with you, I must remind you about Keanu

"As mad as Nick is, I don't think he's in that frame of mind all week long. He—matter of fact, he's never mentioned once to me that he wants to harm Aaron. He wants Aaron dead, but he don't want to do it by his hand. And—and I'm pretty sure... well, I should shut my mouth. I shouldn't say confidential stuff. But I have a very, very good reason to believe that Nick will not be involved in hurting or killing or hunting down Aaron in any way. You'll just have to take my word for it."
So let me get this straight. Patrick Melton, close friend and associate of Nicholas Robert Rekieta, publicly claims that Nicolas Robert Rekieta is involved in conspiracy to murder Aaron Imholte, and that Patrick Melton is aware of or involved in it too?
I thought conspiracy to commit murder is still a crime but what do I know, I'm not a galaxy (gas) brain lawyer.
 
"I bought it for the lady. In theory it runs, but it has a transmission issues"

It's such a Nick thing to buy something for Kocaine Kayla and just let it rot. The cocksucker doesn't even have to fix the car himself, he had/has the money to have sent to a mechanic.
I wonder what year Nick bought the truck. My schizo theory is that Kayla was a Twi-Mom who wanted a vintage red pickup à la Bella Swan. Kayla just seems like the type.
 
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