Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Maker's Mark]

No show as predicted. SUFFAH.

 

[#lurker]

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"Catch up on all the drama we missed"

What this really means:
30 minutes of A.I. slop
1 hour of talking about what they are going to talk about
3 hours of H3/iDubbbz/CreatorClash drama (No, child, you have not had enough of this yet. Enjoy boredom)
2 hours dedicated to Rekieta/Toe drama (We hate covering Rekieta but we are going to sit here and watch him for 2 hours while pausing every minute)
1 hour of DarkSydePhil (Every clip we show of him might be the exact same but we are still going to feign excitement)

Enjoy.

 

[Maker's Mark]

"Catch up on all the drama we missed"

What this really means:
30 minutes of A.I. slop
1 hour of talking about what they are going to talk about
3 hours of H3/iDubbbz/CreatorClash drama (No, child, you have not had enough of this yet. Enjoy boredom)
2 hours dedicated to Rekieta/Toe drama (We hate covering Rekieta but we are going to sit here and watch him for 2 hours while pausing every minute)
1 hour of DarkSydePhil (Every clip we show of him might be the exact same but we are still going to sit here for an hour and feign excitement)

Enjoy.

You're forgetting the 2 hours of painfully boring Styx content.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

The Cog video (re-embedding here for context) is better than it has any right to be. I watched the whole thing. If you wanted to summarize the case against Warski in a 20-minute package, you'd be hard pressed to come up with something much better than this.

Also, the subtitle "From Snapchat to Vegas" is amazing.

BTW while I am not as deep into the lore as others here, doesn't this video make some convincing arguments that Tardski lied about texting/sexting with a child and also that Metokur was sweeping for him? Isn't it strange that he felt the need to defend himself in front of fucking DSP of all people? Cog is usually painted as a retard by the Casino but this is pretty convincing?

The Snapchat thing turned out to be a good fake.
COG has also been accused of grooming (and raping) minors, by his two estranged brothers.

Seriously, what's the evidence that the Snapchat thing is fake? I took this at face value but the consensus seems somewhat circular.

Cog's video features a clip of Warski on the Killstream claiming that the Snapchat logs are fake but insisting that "even if they were real" it would have been legal in his jurisdiction which is a MAJOR red flag. This is like saying "the hair follicle tests are unreliable and that result is a false positive but even if the test result were accurate, Aaron must have sprinkled something over those Spaghetti-Os!!!!"

Yeah, apropos of nothing he is messaging DSP furiously.

Jobless Johnny doing the journalistic work no one else in Da Sektur will.
Diddler Jim sweeping for chomos again... I'm starting to notice a pattern of behavior.

Yeah why did Andy rush to send DSP a video of Metokur asserting without evidence that the Snapchat thing was fake? Metokur swept it up for Flamenco and has now moved on to sweeping it up for Kirsche and associated VTuber creeps, all of whom are disgusting people not worthy of defense.

There's no actual evidence in Metokur's video. The few seconds Cog includes in his video is about the whole substance of what he says about the story. If the Snapchat story was so obviously fake, why wouldn't Andy send actual evidence it was not real instead of someone with a proven track record of sweeping it up for his favorite perverts?

 

[Fake News Anchor]

>Kino Casino offline
>Fishtank cancelled
>Metokur hasn't been funny in 4 years
WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH?

 

[AltisticRight]

Don't you mean having sex with minors?

Oh yeah they said he banged the kid too. Honestly though it's coming from estranged family members so who knows. Still sussy and very Briish.

The video is trying to deboonk this, but then again, I am not qualified to say.

I didn't watch it. Sorry.

Seriously, what's the evidence that the Snapchat thing is fake? I took this at face value but the consensus seems somewhat circular.

I wanted to bring it up again after the first Kino Casino crash but people quickly told me not only was it confirmed to be fake, the person who made it admitted to it or vanished, never following up. If this were a fake, it was really convincing. If not, then it's another Tardski incident we all overlooked because the retard had too much benefit of the doubt.

I initially didn't mind CAWG because he seemed like a no-bullshit bong sperg who's able to set aside biases. If you read the first few pages of his thread, you'll see someone mocking me for it. CAWG does decent short-form videos, if he just sticks to that instead of useless gay streams picking fights with his a-logs while crying about Ethan Ralph non-stop, I might give it a go.

>Kino Casino offline
>Fishtank cancelled
>Metokur hasn't been funny in 4 years
WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH?

Paint dry.
More entertaining than all 3 of those enlisted shitshows combined.

 

[Quintus]

In hindsight, the July 4th comeback makes a lot more sense and was probably what they were planning on doing to begin with. It lets them pander to their majority American audience and since it's the beginning of the month, the tard bucks just came in!

FIRE WARSKI

I would love for this to happen, but I doubt ppp ever will unless Andy starts to become a major liability. I think ppp at this point could probably make a decent amount of money on his own, but unless he's changed his policy Andy still wrangles their biggest paypigs.

"Catch up on all the drama we missed"

What this really means:
30 minutes of A.I. slop
1 hour of talking about what they are going to talk about
3 hours of H3/iDubbbz/CreatorClash drama (No, child, you have not had enough of this yet. Enjoy boredom)
2 hours dedicated to Rekieta/Toe drama (We hate covering Rekieta but we are going to sit here and watch him for 2 hours while pausing every minute)
1 hour of DarkSydePhil (Every clip we show of him might be the exact same but we are still going to feign excitement)

Enjoy.

I'm interested if they will comment on the Jim stream and Nulls response at all. I suspect that ppp would truthfully agree with Null, but Jim has a much larger and more obnoxious audience so they might not want to rock the boat. Someone will almost certainly superchat about it, whether it gets read or not is another matter.

 

[dustnight]

No show as predicted. SUFFAH.

In hindsight, the July 4th comeback makes a lot more sense and was probably what they were planning on doing to begin with.

Yea it likely was always the 4th and Tardski just forgot which day the 4th of July was on.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

Who would we want as a realistic replacement for Warski?

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

How do you easily find that clip of the PPP impersonation that goes something like “today we watch all the clips… AGAIN”

Null played it on MATI not too long ago

 

[Quintus]

Who would we want as a realistic replacement for Warski?

Therein lies the problem. I don't know that there is one. This has been discussed to death in this thread and I don't recall anyone coming up with anything that would be better what he has already. If all he wants or needs is someone to run OBS, that's trivial to find. If he wants a proper co-host, that's something else entirely.

 

[stupid frog]

How do you easily find that clip of the PPP impersonation that goes something like “today we watch all the clips… AGAIN”

Null played it on MATI not too long ago

I think Podawful made it, it's in this thread.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Therein lies the problem. I don't know that there is one. This has been discussed to death in this thread and I don't recall anyone coming up with anything that would be better what he has already. If all he wants or needs is someone to run OBS, that's trivial to find. If he wants a proper co-host, that's something else entirely.

Legends tell of a snickerdoodle baker. A surfer of the Kaliyuga, inebriated - thoughbeit.
Disgraced and exiled, perhaps the day of his return and salvation neareth?

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

This guy also animated the hilarious Jesse PS / Podawful doing the PPP impppersonation, which is worth a repost from MatI:

Just ignore janny jewsh's misinfo in the setup. And the original:

Spoiler: og:

The thing from yesterday's show-- but again!!!

 

[All becomes gunt]

>Kino Casino offline
>Fishtank cancelled
>Metokur hasn't been funny in 4 years
WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH?

Get a gym subscription, play some vidya, get better at your work, split the atom. You have many options.

Yeah why did Andy rush to send DSP a video of Metokur asserting without evidence that the Snapchat thing was fake? Metokur swept it up for Flamenco and has now moved on to sweeping it up for Kirsche and associated VTuber creeps, all of whom are disgusting people not worthy of defense.

This here is the most interesting part. This is a pattern of behavior. It goes all the way back to the first simpspiracy. It makes Jim look like a Gator tier janitor and Tardski guilty as fuck. Here is what i suggest, there is this unspoken alliance between people that share paypigs in the sektur and always has been, ever since simpspiracy and before that. Some sort of grifting preservation system where they shield each other on the "good side" along with each other's depraved paypigs. Well now i am curious about Tardski's snapchat thing. The narrative back then was that it was a botched gayop by zoom so noone really touched it because corey barnhill isnt exactly the most honest person in the entire world...

 

[ditto]

WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH?

 

[SargonF00t]

How do you easily find that clip of the PPP impersonation that goes something like “today we watch all the clips… AGAIN”

Null played it on MATI not too long ago

The only time that Jessie has been funny.

 

[AndyGuntski]

>Kino Casino offline
>Fishtank cancelled
>Metokur hasn't been funny in 4 years
WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH?

ralph

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Who would we want as a realistic replacement for Warski?

The ideal replacement (never going to happen) is Surfer returns

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

With literal fire. That's the only way. If PPP lights him on fire and burns him alive to a crisp on livestream, i think i speak for everyone here that he will be forgiven for his crimes and will be called based yet again. Anything short of that is not gonna cut it at this point.

THIS TIME IT WON'T BE JUST THE NIPPLE