Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[newport100s]

For some reason this thought popped in my head. I was thinking about how hard would it be for Ian to rebuild his life if he just got divorced. I feel like anisa would make it a nightmare for him. And then another thought occurred to me, I remembered David Foley, an actor who basically had to flee Canada because the alimony laws there are crazy. When his wife divorced him, he had just been in a movie, making like 60 grand a month, of course as a small time actor that's not always the case. The courts ordered him to pay her 30 grand a month for the rest of his life to sustain her "standard of living before the divorce" and if he was short on a payment, he went to jail for two months, not able to make money, and accruing two more months of owed alimony. Which essentially would have landed him a life sentence in Canada as he was no longer making that kind of money.

So I asked Chatgpt if an American married to a Canadian can be subjected to Canadian alimony laws if they divorce in Canada.

"
Yes, Canadian alimony laws (known as "spousal support") can apply if you move to Canada and get divorced there, even if the marriage originally took place in the United States.

"

That's not good.

 

[poopshoes]

For some reason this thought popped in my head. I was thinking about how hard would it be for Ian to rebuild his life if he just got divorced. I feel like anisa would make it a nightmare for him. And then another thought occurred to me, I remembered David Foley, an actor who basically had to flee Canada because the alimony laws there are crazy. When his wife divorced him, he had just been in a movie, making like 60 grand a month, of course as a small time actor that's not always the case. The courts ordered him to pay her 30 grand a month for the rest of his life to sustain her "standard of living before the divorce" and if he was short on a payment, he went to jail for two months, not able to make money, and accruing two more months of owed alimony. Which essentially would have landed him a life sentence in Canada as he was no longer making that kind of money.

So I asked Chatgpt if an American married to a Canadian can be subjected to Canadian alimony laws if they divorce in Canada.

"
Yes, Canadian alimony laws (known as "spousal support") can apply if you move to Canada and get divorced there, even if the marriage originally took place in the United States.

"

That's not good.

I never watched anisa's husband back in the day so I have absolutely no personal ill will towards him or any sort of exposure to him besides when the sam hyde documentary dropped and all the ensuing shit that's happened since but I am enthusiastically waiting for the day he gets divorce raped and it will end up like a bootleg amber heard vs johnny depp trial with way more insane shit being put out there.

 

[Achimadriel]

He'll be in a living nightmare. The everpresent dark and cold of a Canadian winter will make it even worse.

I dont not feel bad for him what so ever.
I have personally seen what it looks like for a man to give up every dignity he have and turn it over to a woman who have no respect for him. Ian is literally soul-tied with anisa. He is at a point of no return. He will continue to live in that reality and he is okay with it becuase thats the only thing he knows now. He sacrificed his friends, family, everyone he knows and love for one and most importantly he sacrificed himself for anisa. He does just love anisa. He literally idolize her. Anisa isnt his wife. Its his life.

No one will convince Ian that this is horrible
Ian will not be able to see it. And even if he does he is just used to it. And im not joking when i say it will have to take God to be the one to sever that dynamic. Becuase i never seen anyone who goes this route and humble themselves. And divorce.

If there is a divorce. Theyll get back together.if there is a break away. Itll end with them together. Ive seen this over and over. Men are so stubborn to what they believe is true. Men will rather die on the hill they are on than change. The only way for them to change is a divine intervention. They need to see that. Regardless Ian is literally bound to anisa.

 

[Swamp Hag]

Has anyone found the tattoo artist/hair stylist she has a crush on in Edmonton yet that caused this move? Because I can't really see why else Anisa would make them do this

 

[newport100s]

I dont not feel bad for him what so ever.
I have personally seen what it looks like for a man to give up every dignity he have and turn it over to a woman who have no respect for him. Ian is literally soul-tied with anisa. He is at a point of no return. He will continue to live in that reality and he is okay with it becuase thats the only thing he knows now. He sacrificed his friends, family, everyone he knows and love for one and most importantly he sacrificed himself for anisa. He does just love anisa. He literally idolize her. Anisa isnt his wife. Its his life.

No one will convince Ian that this is horrible
Ian will not be able to see it. And even if he does he is just used to it. And im not joking when i say it will have to take God to be the one to sever that dynamic. Becuase i never seen anyone who goes this route and humble themselves. And divorce.

If there is a divorce. Theyll get back together.if there is a break away. Itll end with them together. Ive seen this over and over. Men are so stubborn to what they believe is true. Men will rather die on the hill they are on than change. The only way for them to change is a divine intervention. They need to see that. Regardless Ian is literally bound to anisa.

Latest photo of them from Canada.

 

[For Scorn and Three Birds]

How many times has Anisa-and-I mentioned “touching grass” at this point?

That is really the only insult she and the rest of her group can really say anymore. Her friend Lyssa mercunt and her simps are also fond of saying it. From NIGGER FAGGOT to touch grass. Even their shit talk has gone downhill in to SSRI zombie talk.

 

[SweatyGunt]

I wonder if ian is going to give up the breadtube grift attempt and just get back into full time random trash like his cheeseits review or the stupid monkey ball video

He must be so stressed with how fucked his finances are and how much people at most will toss him a hate watch at this stage minus maybe a few hundred shark brained faggots

I think if he nailed anisa to a cross on twitch he could probably bankroll 10 years of cost of living in Canada with the primes but alas, forever cucked

 

[stupid frog]

He recently posted that all a person has to do to stop feeling depressed is touch grass occasionally

He knows there's no grass in the winter, right?

 

[Dean Pentel]

At this point how much longer do you all think it'll be until Anus leaves him? Hopefully if that gets put on the table he tries to take them both out in a murder/suicide but fucks it up somehow.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

That is really the only insult she and the rest of her group can really say anymore. Her friend Lyssa mercunt and her simps are also fond of saying it. From NIGGER FAGGOT to touch grass. Even their shit talk has gone downhill in to SSRI zombie talk.

Ian looks like the local sex offender who drives in a free candy van, while Anisa is the gutter slut hanging around the back of a truck stop that you would find her phone number scrawled on the toilet stall saying to call her for a good time. The only thing missing is methamphetamine abuse, the scabs that result from it, and missing teeth.

 

[For Scorn and Three Birds]

Ian looks like the local sex offender who drives in a free candy van, while Anisa is the gutter slut hanging around the back of a truck stop that you would find her phone number scrawled on the toilet stall saying to call her for a good time. The only thing missing is methamphetamine abuse, the scabs that result from it, and missing teeth.

The most ironic thing about how Ian looks. Is that he does look like a methed out skin head neo nazi from the 90s now. All he needs is the tank top and fake dog tags. It is like he watched American History X, and copied everything except the right wing racist ideology.
Anisa herself is skinwalking Nancy Spungen combined with wreaking ball era Miley Cyrus. But fucking even that up.
I still have my bet that she is going to convince him to MAID himself and then grift off the funeral.

 

[Sandshrew]

idubbbz:

 

[crinklefry]

So I kinda forgot until now but there was a new bog out today, here's an audio only archive while kemono updates. They are still in the basement

 

[Puboid]

So I kinda forgot until now but there was a new bog out today, here's an audio only archive while kemono updates. They are still in the basement
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Holy fuck, I always just read the summaries but I actually tried listening and it's brutal.
Ian has the balls to say "Sometimes I forget how many interesting details there are" regarding their boring ass stories.
Nigga there are no interesting details, there are no interesting parts, the entire story is totally uninteresting.
God bless the brave kiwis that sit through this shit.

 

[Journoscum]

I don't get hiring OF women for this. Their simps don't want to see them get beat up, so it's not like they're gonna be buying PPVs in droves. Nobody outside of their simps knows or cares who they are, so what are they bringing to the event? Just a body as far as I can tell.

It'd be different if it was someone like Amouranth or Pokimane, who are so gigantic that they have people who would probably pay to see them get beat up...but this is a nobody. It's the OF equivalent of those minecraft kids on the card

 

[stupid frog]

Having OF bitches fight is hilarious, because their face is part of their product. And they are risking to damage it.
Does it say who she's fighting? IS IT THAT CRAZY FROGGY CHICK?

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

I don't get hiring OF women for this. Their simps don't want to see them get beat up, so it's not like they're gonna be buying PPVs in droves. Nobody outside of their simps knows or cares who they are, so what are they bringing to the event?

That's always been the problem with Creator Clash. Combat sports sell the best when people actually hate each other or one of the fighters, or at the very least, play up their "feuds" with kayfabe. Hell pro wrestling is built on that idea. KSI gets that which is why (at least last I checked) his events are successful. Creator Clash on the other hand doesn't wanna be toxic and wants to be family friendly so that's why their fights never have any hype. And shitty promotion, but that's a separate issue.

TL;DR Creator Clash was always a retarded idea.

 

[ghjoigcbn]

Genuinely how is Ian going to survive (at least) six months in Canada?

I knew a southern european who had to spend two weeks in Sweden and he said he'd never felt such deep depression in his entire life, which i imagine is the equivalent of a californian moving to Canada.

And now imagine on top of that being stuck with Anisa and Maureen as well.

And not just California, but he is from the san diego area which basically has perfect weather year round- sunny and warm without being overly hot. There’s also lots of nice beaches which are nice to look at even if you aren’t into aquatic activities. I’ve heard many san diego residents cite the weather and or general surroundings as a reason for never leaving, despite high costs of living.

Anisa didn’t like that people were laughing at the future NY mayor - indian ugandan muslim - eating with his hands - so she RT'd this slop from an OF girl.

Spoiler: OT

Yeah south asian people will eat like rice and curry with their hands as well as foods like saucy spaghetti… but yeah um no difference in cleanliness between that and eating a sandwich or a hotdog with your hands. Besides even if you don't find it gross, messy, or unhygienic you should adopt the table etiquette of the country you reside in. I guess Anisa has to suck indian cock because she is a proud canadian

 

[Journoscum]

That's always been the problem with Creator Clash. Combat sports sell the best when people actually hate each other or one of the fighters, or at the very least, play up their "feuds" with kayfabe. Hell pro wrestling is built on that idea. KSI gets that which is why (at least last I checked) his events are successful. Creator Clash on the other hand doesn't wanna be toxic and wants to be family friendly so that's why their fights never have any hype. And shitty promotion, but that's a separate issue.

TL;DR Creator Clash was always a retarded idea.

It should be pretty simple, especially with how people so easily buy into 'kayfabe' with Internet personalities. It would not be hard for someone to make an off-the-cuff comment about how people who play Minecraft past the age of 16 are incredibly suspect.

Then, suddenly, you have the two minecraft fighters acting all indignant about it. They can say they are pooling together their talents to train whatever fighter is in opposition to the minecraft hater. They can use that to appeal to their fanbase, who then might actually pay (have their parents pay) to see the mean minecraft hating man get beat up and also to potentially see their heroes fight.

I'm not saying this is a million dollar idea, but it's better than the literal nothing these people have come up with. How could they not understand what makes combat sports work at all?

 

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

Can someone get these poor refugees a table and chairs already?

I'm skimming through this now on kemono and it's hard to find frames where Ian looks even remotely content with the situation.