DC Comics Multimedia General - A crisis of infinite fuck ups

What in the fuck is this new Superman film aiming for? I wouldn't consider myself a big comic book person and I had honestly forgotten about it past the casting but I clicked onto this video and it reads like they're sucking every ounce of masculinity out of the character. From the little I had heard and seen I figured perhaps they were just going for a lighter color palette and a grounded story but boy, was I off the damn mark.
Gunn only knows how to write man children and WB is trying to correct the mistakes of Snyder by doing their typical over correction and making this Superman a light-hearted comedy. Gunn was not the person for the director role, but he took it as WB wanted him to create their universe and would allow him to utilize his usual D-Tier characters if he took the helm.

So much of this movie is a Gunn self-insert. Superman is going to deal with social media because Gunn got cancelled for his pedo Tweets a few years ago. Superman has an unruly dog because Gunn got a difficult dog.
 
Adam West Batman would be too manly for wokes in Current Year (seriously, he was quite manly funnily enough, in the sense that he was very responsible and thoughtful despite the wackiness).
he is manly as fuck. In the movie, Robin is talking to him and goes "if the riddler makes good on his threat" and batman cuts him off and says dead serious
"Then I'll bash him. Brutally"
It's my favorite line Adam West ever had as the character, the way he says it cracks me up.
 
he is manly as fuck. In the movie, Robin is talking to him and goes "if the riddler makes good on his threat" and batman cuts him off and says dead serious
"Then I'll bash him. Brutally"
It’s kind of beautiful how every Batman, no matter how PG or toyetic, ends up radiating mental illness. (Except Clooney, which might explain why no one remembers his Batman fondly.)
 
It’s kind of beautiful how every Batman, no matter how PG or toyetic, ends up radiating mental illness. (Except Clooney, which might explain why no one remembers his Batman fondly.)
Clooney back then was really good casting, especially in the role he actually had in the story of that movie, being a seasoned stable Batman who's a frustrated dad dealing with his adopted son growing into a man while confronting the mortality of his own father in Alfred.

Its just a shame we got a toy commercial vaguely touching on those ideas instead of a more serious movie with those types of things front and center, because really the bare bones thematics are basically exactly the type of thing I'd like to see in a Batman movie.
 
Clooney back then was really good casting,
You're being way too generous to Warner Bros., as usual. Clooney was cast as Batman for the same reason Reynolds was cast as Deadpool: safe, inoffensive slurry.

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Clooney’s not a bad actor, but he’s not exactly versatile. Seth Gecko, Ryan Bingham or Harry Pfarrer: those are real Clooney roles. A little slick, a little cynical, a little full of shit. Cast him as a wide-eyed role model and he turns into sentient oatmeal.
 
You're being way too generous to Warner Bros., as usual. Clooney was cast as Batman for the same reason Reynolds was cast as Deadpool: safe, inoffensive slurry.

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Clooney’s not a bad actor, but he’s not exactly versatile. Seth Gecko, Ryan Bingham or Harry Pfarrer: those are real Clooney roles. A little slick, a little cynical, a little full of shit. Cast him as a wide-eyed role model and he turns into sentient oatmeal.
Clooney would’ve had the Bruce Wayne stuff down, or would’ve excelled in a plot where Bruce and Bats are interchangeable (The Demon) but the dichotomy, day and night stuff wouldn’t work.

Bruce chasing Talia in some sun-drenched exotic part of the world? That’s Clooney’s bread and butter.
 
I saw some clip where his super bots are saving him and I'm just like they really gave Gunn the keys to the kingdom, huh?
They let him do anything, thinking he’d work that Guardians magic and didn’t realize a very simple fact.

Directors are not supposed to be doing this fucking crazy-ass movie worldbuilding shit that’s on its way out, because they cannot resist the urge to put their brand on the entire thing. Snyder tainted the entire fucking first go round, JJ did it to Star Wars and now Filoni’s doing it. Marvel only pulled it off by getting a penisless sterile studio cuck to do it and in doing so made sure it was stale and safe.

Don’t write infinite cheques when your usefulness to the American economy is in question and your status as an economic pillar, deserving of a bailout is not that firm. I do not have a business degree but even I can say that with confidence. Don’t bet on an unproven variable with baggage and a rep. Don’t cheap out on casting your second most iconic character with a mutt. Don’t inflate the cast in an unproven reboot. Don’t remake Black Adam (it’s the same fucking film). Don’t repeat past plots and most of all? Don’t let your vanity project director bully and subvert the project of another, proven and driven director who has ten times the talent your child-rapist puppet has. Common sense was ignored at every turn, again.

Also Gunn pissed off the pajeets so the lowest tier of viewer hates WB even more than they did before.
 
You're being way too generous to Warner Bros., as usual. Clooney was cast as Batman for the same reason Reynolds was cast as Deadpool: safe, inoffensive slurry.

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Clooney’s not a bad actor, but he’s not exactly versatile. Seth Gecko, Ryan Bingham or Harry Pfarrer: those are real Clooney roles. A little slick, a little cynical, a little full of shit. Cast him as a wide-eyed role model and he turns into sentient oatmeal.
Clooney just wasn't right for Batman. He does the playboy persona well, which is why he's in Ocean's Eleven and a bunch of other stuff, but can't do Batman or his Batnipples justice.
 
You're being way too generous to Warner Bros., as usual. Clooney was cast as Batman for the same reason Reynolds was cast as Deadpool: safe, inoffensive slurry.

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Clooney’s not a bad actor, but he’s not exactly versatile. Seth Gecko, Ryan Bingham or Harry Pfarrer: those are real Clooney roles. A little slick, a little cynical, a little full of shit. Cast him as a wide-eyed role model and he turns into sentient oatmeal.
It doesn't mean he couldn't have done it in a better movie. It's a Batman and Robin movie, not high art. like @Humble Architect was saying, he'd be perfect for that 70s styled Demon or Silver St Cloud shit. Batman could easily be slick cynical and full of shit and be a father figure to a Robin. He was like that for a long time. That whole post 60s show until around Frank Miller Year One era Batman is basically like that to some extent. He was a crime fighting adventurer. Less crying on a roof and more Indiana Jones without a gun.
 
he'd be perfect for that 70s styled Demon or Silver St Cloud shit.
She’s the one who fucked Bruce and was like, “Oh you’re Batman? That’s crazy,” and then left him for being too sad. Iconic queen.

But who would play her though? It's gotta be Dua Lipa but they give her white hair.
 
She’s the one who fucked Bruce and was like, “Oh you’re Batman? That’s crazy,” and then left him for being too sad. Iconic queen.

But who would play her though? It's gotta be Dua Lipa but they give her white hair.
She left him because she thought she could handle being Batman's girlfriend but ended up seeing him fight the Joker on a construction site or roof or something with other onlookers down below and decided she couldn't handle being at home knowing the danger he's putting himself in every night and would spend too much time worrying about his safety and drive herself nuts after seeing it firsthand in person so she took off.

what is funny about that is Engleheart wrote a sequel picking up right after 30 years later where her and Batman accidentally have a trip on scarecrow's toxin and through her ego death on the trip she decides she's now capable of handling being Batman's girlfriend for real this time, then fucks him, goes and calls it quits with her fiancée, gets kidnapped by the Joker for her connection to said fiancée, Joker realizes she loves Batman, gets pissed off he wasted his time, the fiancée shows up to the Joker's house while Batman does too separately, that guy gets his legs chopped off by a SAW like contraption, and then Batman tells her she needs to go back to her fiancée because he's a cripple and needs a woman to take care of him now. Lol

It's probably top 3 funniest batman comics. My favorite part is that the Joker has a house, and Two Face shows up there at one point, so it's just a noted fact the Joker lives in some house right outside of town where nobody goes. they get into an argument and Two Face goes well Joker you know where I live too, so if you've got a problem come over and deal with it. Its inherently hilarious these 'super criminals' have regular street addresses somewhere that are common knowledge between them.
 
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It doesn't mean he couldn't have done it in a better movie. It's a Batman and Robin movie, not high art. like @Humble Architect was saying, he'd be perfect for that 70s styled Demon or Silver St Cloud shit. Batman could easily be slick cynical and full of shit and be a father figure to a Robin. He was like that for a long time. That whole post 60s show until around Frank Miller Year One era Batman is basically like that to some extent. He was a crime fighting adventurer. Less crying on a roof and more Indiana Jones without a gun.
Exactly, I’d kill for certain superheroes to return to their Bond-styled “adventure comic” roots.

Batman and Robin vs Ra’s and the Temple of Doom? Bring it on, that shit would be awesome.
 
Exactly, I’d kill for certain superheroes to return to their Bond-styled “adventure comic” roots.

Batman and Robin vs Ra’s and the Temple of Doom? Bring it on, that shit would be awesome.
something I've always thought, is there's no reason they couldn't do varying stuff like that in a series. remember when the MCU was newish and they kept saying every new movie was 'x genre' even though, they never were? why dont they actually just do that.

you could do your Batman mystery movie, then 2 years later do your Batman the adventurer in some exotic location. your superman warworld space gladiator movie, the sequel's the Clark Kent investigative noir paranoia thriller. that's what the comics do, and the cartoons for that matter. same guys, different adventures. The MCU used to say they did this all the time but they still only ever felt like mcu movies. DC moreso than marvel lends itself to this kind of thing anyways.

Hire different people with specific styles, looks, senses of atmosphere, then have some people on staff that take the same role comic editors do where they just make sure the characters are consistent between movies and there's enough connective tissue it still works.

That's why these characters have lasted nearly 100 years, you can drop superman and batman in basically anything and as long as they're superman or batman it just works.
 
Gunn is a very annoying man. It reminds me of Jamie Lee Curtis and Melissa Leo. Also wow Corenswet got very very ripped and its sad to look at because he is all roided now. Apparently he is very humble (moved back to his hometown, wife and daughter, etc) so I do feel bad this film is going to be shit. He is clearly extremely proud of his work and he seems dedicated so it is a shame it is under Gunn of all hacks.

Rachel Brosnahan is a bootleg Evan Rachel Wood but without style.

If that leak with the animal abuse and the jimmy big dick olsen plotline is true.........RIP.
 
He is clearly extremely proud of his work and he seems dedicated so it is a shame it is under Gunn of all hacks.
This is very much a James Bond situation. And what do I mean by that? I mean that taking on the role of Superman is incredibly risky. People need to think twice before saying yes. The production itself is often a disaster, and even if they try their best to fix it, fans end up resenting them. Why? Because nobody respects someone who goes along to get along. Nobody likes a yes-man.
 
Gunn is a very annoying man.
He got his start at Troma and made obnoxious, offensive humor his entire personality until people used it against him. Despite having troll's remorse, Gunn still pays homage to Lloyd Kaufman by sneaking him in his movies in a cameo role. Don't forget that when he wrote the Scooby Doo film, he wanted it to be a raunchy R-rated movie.
 
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