We do it pretty terribly here (USA). Short of labs so concerning the lab calls your doctor in the middle of the night, typically lab results show up in patient portals at the same time the doctor sees them, and anything even slightly outside of the reference value is highlighted red and flagged as abnormal. Most doctors, including all good doctors, do patient education and reassure patients that their labs are as expected and nothing to worry about. In particular, modern family medicine and internal medicine training focuses on being very narrow in lab orders to avoid over-investigation of "incidentalomas."
That Old Faithful anecdote is 100% fabricated. Never happened.TMI
It's a funny thing, too: Why is it so important for Vicky to call herself a lesbian, specifically? Why is being a gay man or bisexual or even just genrically "queer" not adequate for her? (I have my theories.)Over on Reddit, she chastised people for thinking that transmen can't be lesbians if they're actually men. A fellow pooner tells her that "labels have meanings".
I, too, find "misgendering kinks" fascinating because outside of the sissy humiliation stuff, they didn't fucking exist prior to the past few years. Almost as if they're directly related to some other phenomenon...TMI
Lmao, I really enjoyed your screenplay.
Yeah and if she truly believed in the post-modern queering everything bollocks, she wouldn't be so excited to have a blood test with a marker she wanted."labels have meanings".
You'd hope so, but that idiotic tweet about "remember, you ARE sick, they just ordered the wrong blood test" got a couple of thousand likes. My head nearly exploded when I saw that.
Heh, I definitely know more about medical procedures than these interns. You might say I'm the expert on the ward. You see, while they wasted their early 20's learning medicine, I used mine to abuse the medical system for attention.
This is like when Bugs Bunny would send up Shakespeare and stagger around saying "I'm dying...dying...dying...still dying...almost dying...DEAD!" and flop over dramatically.”I can’t breathe” 2025 version incoming.
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There she is, holding her breath for… reasons, clearly DYING, but what do those ableist radiologists suggest is the problem? Kek, breathing restricted by Vicky being FAT.
waste of resources.
To be fair she'd be just as much of a waste of resources if they did send her up to psych. Thoughts and prayers for the depressives and schizos stuck in a CBT skills group with her, not to even mention the doomed therapist.Imagine using up a telemetry bed for that.
Also, ”I’m so exhausted from 95 % oxygenation hypoxia, anyway here’s my 20 part xeet storm deconstructing healthcare”.
Yeah but at least psych staff know to do bare minimum as far as indulging everything under the malingering / munching / FND / pseudoseizure umbrella. The fact she’s got oxygen, nebs, telemetry, vital signs… it’s all weird validation for her.
