Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 34 0.8%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 439 9.9%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 120 2.7%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 146 3.3%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,690 38.1%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,002 45.2%
  • Total voters
    4,431
MercuryMan said:
Until he starts laying off his paid jannies I won't say his streamer career is tanking.
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its has taken a massive hit though and has been on a steady decline
he still does well enough to live off of streaming but its been almost a year and there has been no sign of improvement
 
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Looks like the petition was on amphetamine yesterday and today's the comedown day. A good reminder for anyone who's interested in helping that every action, however small, matters. You never know what lands. Don't stop. I know I'm not. My metaphorical rounds may not sink SS MALD ROACH on my own but maybe, they can create a dent in metal for something else to come through.

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Vince McMahon said:
Looks like the petition was on amphetamine yesterday and today's the comedown day. A good reminder for anyone who's interested in helping that every action, however small, matters. You never know what lands. Don't stop. I know I'm not. My metaphorical rounds may not sink SS MALD ROACH on my own but maybe, they can create a dent in metal for something else to come through.

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Next injection when people in Europe wake up and crawl out of heat wave bunkers. In case you weren't aware it's fucking hot here, we have to wait for glowing red sky demon to go down to gather tribes
 
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Glowie said:
It's fucking ironic that progressive pulled fox news? Is history repeating itself?
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the need to be stand against people who you hate is a cruel Bitch. can be used against you.
Ross make a petition for breathing, Mald would be forced to be anti-breathing, even for himself.

like your mind is castrating yourself mentally to become the complete opposite of someone who just called you gay.
think gary from pokemon, "Oh you're not circumcised? I'm fucking snipping mine off at your moms house bitch"
can't reason with divine hatred.
 
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MercuryMan said:
Until he starts laying off his paid jannies I won't say his streamer career is tanking.

If he had an actual PR team instead of manifesting his fragile ego on Twitter of all places, he could of easily saved face.
His constant bragging about Blizzard in past content was just a nail waiting to be hammered.
Blizzard just happens to be at the top of the AAA shit list.
No one's gonna believe "I'm not a corpo shill" when you rep Blizzard. What a retard.
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"I worked for Blizzard" used to mean something 10-15 years ago.
Speaking of which ... Was Mald part of Blizzard when breast milk theft happened?
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Glowie said:
Next injection when people in Europe wake up and crawl out of heat wave bunkers. In case you weren't aware it's fucking hot here, we have to wait for glowing red sky demon to go down to gather tribes
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Where do you think I'm from?
 
Since Jason's a narcissist it's got me thinking. What fate do you think is worse:

Having basically everyone on the internet thinking you're stupid but well intentioned or being outed as an insufferable shit head that almost single handedly united for a cause he vehemently stands against?

Like on the one hand, being a stupid silly rascal that was too passionate about gaming to focus on the facts gives him plausible deniability but also brands him as stupid in the general public. On the other hand, he's a failed super villain who failed to stop the thing he stood against, but in this timeline you aren't regarded as a public idiot.
 
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MAPK phosphatase said:
He would screw it up, but how exactly? Does he steal the puzzles from other existing ARGs but do it wrong and make the puzzle un-solvable? Does he try to make his own puzzle but make it way too easy? Does he get someone else to do it and take all the credit?
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Well, let's see the shit that Jason has "made" himself. Heartbound is an obvious Earthbound/undertale ripoff that isn't finished yet, and it's most engaging gameplay is gimmick fights. Breakfast Champions is a boring game jam project with a price tag. And whatever his minecraft project is.

Looking at what he's actually done himself, we can safely assume that Jason would make something pretentious, half assed, and way too easy. He'd be beside himself with a big smile thinking he's so clever while his community "goblins" would be racing through his shit. He'd think "Oh no! They're solving it way too quick" AND THEN he'd make it actually impossible to solve except in his mind it would still be solvable because of reasons A, B, and C. The people who aren't in his camp would point this out, Jason in his smugness furfaggotry would say something refusing that it's impossible. Mini controversy again. Rinse, repeat. This is of course assuming that Jason would immediately reveal that it's him who made it.

A lot of ARGs don't reveal who the creator is until it's either all over or until it's already underway in a major way. But I have a crazy idea creeping in my head that Jason would introduce it in such a way that if it wasn't him straight up saying, "Yeah chat... (stretches) I just spent a month on an ARG." then he would make it super obvious that it was by him.
 
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Suigintou said:
Not sure if it's been mentioned already, but Finland has a blue progress bar now since they're 400% over the threshold. Kinda reminds me of Halo's overshield
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I didn't realize the countries don't auto-update like the total signature count does. In that case, Czechia and Latvia have joined the based countries club.
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DefinitelyNotMe said:
ok despite my best efforts i wont be able to finish it today
give me a day Internet please!
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Damn that's spot on 100% Ross, be proud of yourself man!
Though, we don't talk about Postal 3 (brown trenchcoat). Dude from Postal 2 had a black trenchcoat, alien head in blue, Cross pin opposite the smiley pin.
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So Ross fucked up this campaign enough because he's not a politician
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He didn't really actively fuck anything up. He didn't use all options he had, but neither did anyone else, no? So he did more than anyone else still.
 
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