Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.

Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.2%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 208 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.2%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 68 10.2%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    669
like always, Nick will pay in exposure. and maybe some superchats/supertips during your next stream
He's already exposing himself to his goons. He posted his gross malnutricious bod with the gross succubus womb tattoo at different angles to Mersh of all people and his homosexual twiggy selfies to that antisocial whale doublet.

Paying in exposing himself turns him on. He is a degenerate exhibitinist skelly freak.
 
Debt dodging “millionaire” Nick Rekieta still hasn’t paid WinBy2 (John DiCaprio) his $1000:

IMG_0389.webp
Link / archive
Get in line, sucker. Nick still owes Monty (for appeals fees) and the State (for at least one of those tickets).
"I didnt promise you anything. In fact you should be grateful I MADE YOU!"
like always, Nick will pay in exposure.

To be fair, it's not like dabblefags weren't already amply warned by lawtube months ago about this cheap deadbeat stiffing all his colleagues as a matter of course...

 
So Nick CAN tweet, he's just scared too.

My assumption now leans towards 'someone contacted Nick about the very real chance he's violated the RO and now he's finally shut the fuck up' because 1) he does not listen to lawyers, so it wasn't his lawyer telling him to stfu and 2) Nick only goes radio silent when he's realized he fucked himself and doesn't want people finding out.

Nick is a nigger and only understands that he is being punished for something. He doesnt understand what he did was wrong or that its a consequence of his actions, but he understands he's in trouble.
 
This is a legally binding contract at this point. Offer, acceptance, completion of work. All this guy has to do is go to small claims court in Minnesota and he will win $1k.
Not sure if electronic work or whatever is viable, but I mean, it's contract law so it should. Would love for homeboy to put a lien on Nick's house.
 
  • Like
Reactions: USAroXX
To be fair, it's not like dabblefags weren't already amply warned by lawtube months ago about this cheap deadbeat stiffing all his colleagues as a matter of course...
Well, the thing there, admittedly, is that Lawtube has nothing in writing.

On the one hand, given they are lawyers, they really should have insisted on a profit sharing deal in writing. They're kinda dumb for not doing that. Especially with the amount of money Nick was pulling in on those panel shows.

On the other hand though, that doesn't mean Nick still didn't take advantage of them.

Both things can be true.

I paid you in exposure!
:really:

Okay, well, now that your channel is such dogshit that even Kurt can pull better numbers than you, nobody owes you shit, Nick. Suffer, bish.

Anyways, if I'm being honest, I would argue John DiCaprio has a better claim here. Even if he's a dabbletard, a deal is a deal. Nick put out the bounty. John delivered. Nick just confirmed it.

If Nick doesn't pay up, I agree with Mustang that John might actually have a pretty decent small claims case here.

Congo was savaged by critics, but damn if it didn't have some witty dialogue at points.
 
Last edited:
You're not alone

The punchline is apparently "if cows could make tools they'd be terrible because cows are stupid."
Cows might be stupid, but not nearly as retarded as newspaper cartoonists.
Immediately replying to Nick and tagging Aaron screams "troll trying to get him to break the HRO." Seeing as he's apparently a dabbler, maybe this signals the start of them turning on Nick, for reals this time?
It's honestly a 50/50 chance he's retarded and didn't think about why tagging Aaron might be bad for Nick and him trying to fuck with Nick. It would be hilarious if the dude is a troll and didn't know Nick fleeced the diddler his 1k and Nick came in to self report *again* so I want that one to be true
 
I get it. And as bad as Nick currently is, he still has more potential than the other supertip clowns combined. KarmicX is gonna build a 100K subscriber base before 2030? who else is using your supertips with that potential?
What you are utterly failing to understand here is there is a massive delta between his 417k subscriber figure, and the number of people who actually watch his shit now. The lion's share of that 400k was built up over the course of the Depp and Rittenhouse trials, and consist of people simply who have forgotten they are subbed (as well as inactive accounts).

Right now, Nick's actual live views are at a pre-Weebwars level. A period of time before he got his silver play button. That's how bad it is.

Keeping track of his sub numbers is just a fun thing to do because it seems like every time he streams, a few hundred more people are reminded they're subbed to him and then unsubscribe. It does not, in any way, reflect just how dire his situation really is. It's more of a reminder of how far he's fallen. Something on the order of 5%, or less, of his subscriber base actually watch him anymore.
 
View attachment 7592291
The suggestion that Nick is a broke ass nigga has summoned him from his social media near-blackout.

Why can't you immediately pay $1000 for a man who already gave you a fulfilled service, Nick? Is the multimillionaire waiting for his EBT card to come through first? Broke nigga?
He needs to embezzle money from the trust fund payouts first because when he shows his good boy allowance expense sheet to momma rackets he can't just have a $1000 "potentially violate HRO" line item on it.
 
Paying in exposing himself turns him on. He is a degenerate exhibitinist skelly freak.
I would never accept payment in Nick Nude Units (NNUs). That currency has been dropping in value like a rugpulled shitcoin.

Only accept payment in internationally recognized forms of currency, such as KNUs.
 
There’s proof of life from 16 hours ago at least, in the comments section of his latest Instagram post:

View attachment 7590883

"Bought it for the lady"

This fucking clown. :story:

Which lady? The lady whose hobbies consist of Star Trek and Pinterest boards full of nothing but girly and family topics, suddenly being a petrolhead into old-ass cars with fucked up transmission?

Can he be any more of a shit husband cliché, buying his wife a gift that was obviously intended for himself.
 
dotherekieta.gif7574082-3f0a36d69a1d5c42196f27b3761f4ff5.gif7557063-81cf64f7f71396b1e37de09d71d631e4.gif

Can you help me?

My retarded son is missing! He hasn't streamed in days which is completely out of character for him. I'm really worried about his wellbeing since he can't do basic tasks like cleaning up after himself without the assistance of a nanny. He's instantly recognisable by his verbal tic, it sounds a bit like "muh keeeedz" (I don't know what that means, but he just loves saying it lol!). If you see him, please call the police immediately as it's not safe for him to be around the general public.

P.S. Attached are some gorgeous videos of my darling boy. As you can see, he has a personality that just lights up the room around him!!
 
Last edited:
And in "theory" I am sure the transmission works. Its just probably a non-synco box and 2 speed rear diff he has no clue how to drive, and even if he did his twig lags probably can't press the clutch.

Utterly bizzare that he'd buy a truck like this for Kayla to drive. I've driven cars with manual gear boxes my whole life, but put me inside one of those older cars that need double declutching in order to change gears and I'd be lost.

They're also unpleasant and uncomfortable things to drive. Noisy, rattly, lacking all the modern conveniences you get in a modern car. No electric windows, no air conditioning, etc. etc. My bet is she sat it it once, couldn't make the thing go anywhere at all, and that was the end of that.

Why you wouldn't just sell the thing instead of letting it sit and rot on your land is utterly baffling to me. He could have probably sold it for around what he paid for it but the longer it sits, the closer it gets to being just scrap value.
 
Which lady? The lady whose hobbies consist of Star Trek and Pinterest boards full of nothing but girly and family topics, suddenly being a petrolhead into old-ass cars with fucked up transmission?
If it were an old pickup truck, I'd maybe buy the Bella Swan theory somebody here suggested. Fanboys/fangirls can be weird like that. Swifties are apparently now into old typewriters because TayTay used one in one of her latest music videos.

It ain't a pickup truck though. That's a big ass grain truck. The type of thing you would use as a farm vehicle.

Does not make sense.

He is going to receive 20 nude photo's of Kayla as payment.
If he's lucky. If he's less lucky he'll receive what Nick considers $1,000 worth of "exposure."

Sorry John DiCaprio. Your reward is you get to go on his channel, watch the Kurt pizza casserole video with him, and then answer the following question: Are traps gay?
 
"Bought it for the lady"

This fucking clown. :story:

Which lady? The lady whose hobbies consist of Star Trek and Pinterest boards full of nothing but girly and family topics, suddenly being a petrolhead into old-ass cars with fucked up transmission?

Can he be any more of a shit husband cliché, buying his wife a gift that was obviously intended for himself.
We may be asking the wrong question.. For which lady did he buy it for? Perhaps the APE or new girl delta? Perhaps a peace offering to Aaron to extend an olive branch and insult him? Maybe dear old mom? May be his other persona named Nancy? The speculation options are infinite!!
 
Back