Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[pippy]

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Can someone get these poor refugees a table and chairs already?

I'm skimming through this now on kemono and it's hard to find frames where Ian looks even remotely content with the situation.

It shouldn't be possible to get to this level of bleak

 

[Meth Dick]

but he is from the san diego area which basically has perfect weather year round- sunny and warm

Sounds like shit to me.
But I enjoy my cloudy and slightly rainy fishing days, and winter without a bit of snow and a comfy hoody is a gay concept.

 

[you_equipped_socks]

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Can someone get these poor refugees a table and chairs already?

I'm skimming through this now on kemono and it's hard to find frames where Ian looks even remotely content with the situation.

Do you think the dog is cucking Ian as well Anisa is white after all?

 

[shoashuffle]

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Can someone get these poor refugees a table and chairs already?

The correct term is Rapedfugee.

 

[Gurney Halleck]

Do you think the dog is cucking Ian as well Anisa is white after all?

Based on his interactions with Hasan's dog it's more likely the dog is fucking him.

 

[diggersaurus]

Damn Ian is so sad that his face is inverting on itself and getting smaller and he’s looking like his enemy Charlie Kirk now

 

[MrGodSlave]

Bog Notes: Lord give me strength.

• They took their dogs to a small town to relax, ended up walking their big dog to exhaustion and needed to drive 2.5hours to the nearest emergency vet.
• Anusa interrupts Ian to make him tell the hilarious part of the story, which was the vet asking over the phone if the dog was fat and farting. This was very funny to Anusa as the vet was asking for symptoms of bloat which can be fatal, so she was also taking it super seriously.
• Anusa says "WE asked if it was cancer and they wouldn't tell US". Ian says vets aren't going to make a guess before having test results.
• the dog has a lump that went down over a few days but needs a check-up by another vet.
• Ian questions why every small town in Canada doesn't have MRI machines for animals.
• Ian reflects that his dog might have depression and it makes him sad.
• this all happened on Anusa's birthday, she is the real victim here.
• they went on a fishing expedition with some guy, Anusa cackles away that he was an anti-vaxxer joe rogan fan while Ian says he was a nice guy who needs to reflect on his beliefs. imagine being stuck on a boat with these two.
• Anusa says the guy knew the JRE episode where they were mentioned.
• An alleged lightning storm was threatening to capsize the boat, so the guy brought them back.
• Anusa felt slightly seasick, so she Ian and Dane have an intellectual discussion of big boat Vs. small boat sickness.
• "you're correct, Dane. I think it's like kind of a velocity." - Anus.
• "I beat the plane level of motion sickness, I imagine I'm flying the plane" - Anus.
• they announce despite appearances of filming on the floor of a basement, they're not homeless, but Ian does watch videos of people living in storage lockers and thinks it looks cozy.
• Ian tries to riff about doing a skit inside roundabout shrubbery, Anisa thinks he wants to podcast from inside a roundabout and says it would be great. She doubles down and says they can find good Edmonton bushes to podcast from.
• everyone talks over each other trying to remember some guy who filmed himself from a bush.
• Anusa interrupts ian to complain about a centipede on the floor. she is scared. Ian kills the centipede without empathy.
• Dane thinks Toy Story was stupid because he would have known they had moved.
• Ian saw a video of someone improperly applying eyedrops to a hamster. Anusa giggles about someone who superglued their hamsters eyes closed.
• Anus saw a woodpecker. Ian does the Woody the Woodpecker laugh.
• "we could insert a picture of a woodpecker here, depends on what Ian's mood is", "yeah, I might do that.". People pay for this.
• They watched Stolen, an Indian movie about child abduction. They both loved it but didn't understand anything about what was happening. Ian is sceptical that the depiction of indians was accurate since they were all screaming over each other and acting like savages.
• Dane watched Dune: Part 2. He liked it. He also liked part 1, but he'll need to rewatch them both. He doesn't really like Zendaya, he feels she is not the kind of actor that can disappear into a role. The rest of the cast did a really good job. They all loved her in Challengers, however. anusa says she is "too bougie". Ian was underwhelmed.
• "we want to set up a theatre room" - Anus.
• Ian doesn't like surround sound. "It's not 3D. It's the same sound around the shit."
• Dane and Anusa gang up on Ian not liking surround sound, he meekly concedes.
• They mock Canada Day.
• they laugh at people who didn't like the female Ghostbusters.
• Dane says A League of Their Own is saccharine. "What the hell does that mean?" - Ian.
• Anusa talks about watching Full-Court Miracle as a child and seething that the Jewish kids won the game. "That movie gave me so much anxiety."
• Ian proposes a game, change the genre of a famous movie. Anusa wants a dramatic retelling of James and the Giant Peach. Dane wants a fantasy version of Uncut Gems.
• Anusa says she hated Uncut Gems after seeing the director talking like Adam Sandlers character while accepting an award. Ian and Dane say that never happened and they quickly move on.
• They say Hat in the Cat as a horror would be funny, forgetting the horror edit of that movie that already exists.
• Anus shoves her mic in the dog's mouth.
• Dane says the social network is getting a sequel. Anusa says it needs Elon Musk.
• Ian hasn't seen it but wonders where the story of Facebook could go after the end of the first movie.
• "I think he just wants friends." - Anusa on Mark Zuckerberg.
• Dane talks about Jesse Eisenbergs portrayal, Anusa says "Yup, I agree" over and over.
• Anusa wants everyone to watch Waiting with Ryan Reynolds because it reminds her of being a server.
• they deride anger management as aging poorly.
• They talk about Happy Gilmore, Ian hasn't seen any Adam Sandler movies.
• He has no memory of any 2000's comedies, and says it is a good thing because they are problematic.
• They call Nick Fuentes gay for pepper spraying a woman, which is true but also HOMOPHOBIC!
• Anusa is amazed pepper spray comes out in liquid and not like an aerosol can.
• "some woman called our dog Carl, Carlita, HA HA HA"
• Anusa says their small dog came from a Mexican or something, so they call it their Dreamer.
• More talk that doesn't need elaboration. Just terrible, awful nontent.
• "Speaking of Dua Lipa, Lorde is back, and she has a poopy butt" - Anus.
• Anusa got to keep her wisdom teeth, and then the dog farts.
• Dane had kidney stones removed. "Why didn't you ask to keep them and put them in formaldehyde?" - Anus.
• Anusa investigated what happens when someone with rabies comes into a hospital.
• Announcement: Anisa was mildly sick recently. Cue Ian's story about fleeing to the store for zync, nitrate and honey so he wouldn't get sick.
• "I got bit by a parrot so hard I almost fainted." - Anusa forces the attention back on herself.
• Story about going to an animal sanctuary. The parrot
• "I know, with parrots, when they bite....I should have done what I was trained to do." - Anus.
• "I just lied down in the middle of the pathway." - Anus.
• Ian admits it pisses him off when Anus catastrophises everything but also copes that she handled the parrot attack so well.
• "I'm this nasty looking woman with all these tattoos, I hadn't showered in 4 days," - Anus.
• The show mercifully ends. "Until next time."

 

[Briareus]

If I was able to give Semper Fi's to all the recappers in this thread I would, the cogitohazard exposure you subject yourselves to every episode is humbling and appreciated. Thank you for your service!

 

[Mac Monster]

• "I got bit by a parrot so hard I almost fainted." - Anusa forces the attention back on herself.
• Story about going to an animal sanctuary. The parrot
• "I know, with parrots, when they bite....I should have done what I was trained to do." - Anus.
• "I just lied down in the middle of the pathway." - Anus.
• Ian admits it pisses him off when Anus catastrophises everything but also copes that she handled the parrot attack so well.

Shout out to the brave parrot who tried to rid the world of Anisa Jomha. Parrots make it very obvious when they want you to fuck off and leave them alone, either by puffing up their feathers or pinning their eyes. If this dumb cunt was the parrot whisperer she tries to LARP as, she should've seen the bite coming.

Anusa also claimed during the episode that she had a pet parrot when she was younger. That poor bird must have really suffered, because there's no way such a lazy piece of shit could've taken proper care of such a high-maintenance animal.

 

[BinaricHate]

Dane thinks Toy Story was stupid because he would have known they had moved.

I'm sure this was said many times before but THIS is 100% the most painfully boring episode so far. Take notes Ethan Klein, this is T&H podcasting!

 

[Briareus]

Emotional dumping ground = BAD
Charisma void of literal nothing = GOOD

 

[shoashuffle]

Anusa talks about watching Full-Court Miracle as a child and seething that the Jewish kids won the game. "That movie gave me so much anxiety."

She knows she is being scrutinised for possibly hating jews, so she does this? Great work Anus.

Adam Sandler rocks when he's not just half-assing it to get his friends roles.

 

[Cyan]

• Ian doesn't like surround sound. "It's not 3D. It's the same sound around the shit."
• Dane and Anusa gang up on Ian not liking surround sound, he meekly concedes.

I've never actually heard a full segment from this podcast so I scrolled through the episode until I found this part because I thought it had potential to be an entertaining bit and I just couldn't pay any attention to the conversation. It really is painfully boring. Ian cannot explain his position to save his life, Anisa casually says "you're wrong," and Dane explains why surround sound is good at a sloths pace. Not even a fight from Ian on his stance for comedic effect, just "mmm, yeah" until they move on to the next thing.

I'm actually awestruck that this shit is almost TWO HOURS. Thank God for Kemono, man.

 

[Pitckus]

Anusa interrupts Ian to make him tell the hilarious part of the story, which was the vet asking over the phone if the dog was fat and farting. This was very funny to Anusa as the vet was asking for symptoms of bloat which can be fatal, so she was also taking it super seriously.

Her dog is possibly dying and this bitch is giggling because the veterinarian is asking if the dog has gas. These people don’t deserve to have pets.

 

[Slur Generator]

So some guy was nice enough to spend some time with them on a boat and they procede to trash him? They do realise he is going to find out and so will everyone in that area, right? I bet they didnt say shit to him about this during the trip because they are fucking cowards.

 

[MrGodSlave]

I've never actually heard a full segment from this podcast so I scrolled through the episode until I found this part because I thought it had potential to be an entertaining bit and I just couldn't pay any attention to the conversation. It really is painfully boring. Ian cannot explain his position to save his life, Anisa casually says "you're wrong," and Dane explains why surround sound is good at a sloths pace. Not even a fight from Ian on his stance for comedic effect, just "mmm, yeah" until they move on to the next thing.

I'm actually awestruck that this shit is almost TWO HOURS. Thank God for Kemono, man.

Several times over the 2 hours he tries to exert independence, but she puts the kibosh on that toot sweet. At the end he tries to expose how she feigns symptoms of imminent death all the time, sadly he is so buck-broken and she is so shameless that it fails.

 

[Sandshrew]

I don't get hiring OF women for this. Their simps don't want to see them get beat up, so it's not like they're gonna be buying PPVs in droves.

Some of them are so depraved and degenerate that the idea of their favorite OF girls bruised and beaten up probably turns them on even more.

 

[msd]

He is unironically confined to a mattress in a basement. He doesn't even know what season it is. It makes no difference to him what the weather is like. He recently posted that all a person has to do to stop feeling depressed is touch grass occasionally, and he's being literal because every few days his wife allows him to get some sunshine and fresh air outside.
I am posting his actual life it's not a bit.

Think Ian can ever redeem himself?

Even if he breaks up with anus?

 

[Arbiter]

Shout out to the brave parrot who tried to rid the world of Anisa Jomha. Parrots make it very obvious when they want you to fuck off and leave them alone, either by puffing up their feathers or pinning their eyes. If this dumb cunt was the parrot whisperer she tries to LARP as, she should've seen the bite coming.

Anusa also claimed during the episode that she had a pet parrot when she was younger. That poor bird must have really suffered, because there's no way such a lazy piece of shit could've taken proper care of such a high-maintenance animal.

When I saw the pic she posted with the parrot, I thought she was lucky it didn't bite her on the face. I'd never stick my face into the face of an unfamiliar animal, whether that be a dog, parrot, anything really.

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

Some of them are so depraved and degenerate that the idea of their favorite OF girls bruised and beaten up probably turns them on even more.

It's called "ryona" and there's definitely a market for it.