Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Bill Evans 45]

I would love to know where Patrick sourced his sense of intellectual superiority, just all about how the fuck it came to be.

His mother. She was some sort of guidance counselor at his highschool and it's long been suspected that she was instrumental in ensuring his graduation despite his abysmal GPA. He's still mommy's special boy.

He denies being fat despite pictures of him being obviously fat.

I'm starting to think he has body dysmorphia. What he sees in the mirror is not what everyone else sees. It's presenting as a kind of inverse anorexia. Anorexics look in the mirror and see a fat person, Patty looks in the mirror and sees a buff, masculine, tough guy.

There's still lots of them on eBay though, but no one is buying them. Ok that's a lie, one of them sold for six bucks a month ago.

And Pat did not make a penny from the sale. This pleases me.

Using Black Woman and Black Gay slang showed that you were a Good Ally (tm)

Less than ten years later, it's cultural appropriation, racism and a cancelable offense. Someone should tell second, better Jackie*.

New text fun courtesy of SpaceEdge:

I've said this before, but the only time I ever feel a scintilla of pity for Fats is when he's trying to explain unsecured contact forms to people. It soon passes as I think about the damage caused to his heart by his already high blood pressure increasing with each attempt.

*I know Jackie is seven eighths white, otherwise her name would be spelled Ja'qui.

 

[Summer of George]

The best part of the Chubby’s Cheesesteaks reveal is that Pat swears he’s never eaten anything from there, meaning I have no choice but to believe he’s a Doordasher. @Summer of George and other MKE residents, please order early, order often, and keep your eyes peeled. I still can’t get over the fact that no one found the AirBnB until after he’d been running it for several months. Who knows what else is hiding in plain sight?

Chubby's is located equidistant between the Hovel and Hoolies. A five minute walk from either. It was ten-something PM. It is probably the best option in the immediate area if you want a meal that's cheap, greasy, and voluminous. If Pat wants to tell me he wasn't eating there, then the only other thing to explain his presence is meeting a Grindr hookup.

Anyway, making any money at DoorDash requires, well, dashing. It seems like this fat fuck hardly ever leaves the house. Does the Rustang even run anymore?

 

[FinnSven]

Fatty is a flaming queer in denial, and is also very morbidly obese and nobody would ever have sex with him.

He has claimed to have ready access to his wife’s vagina.

He may have just meant however that she is happy to queef out a few black men farts in his face on request, rather than she lets him fuck her on demand.

 

[VF-1S Valkyrie]

Yeah, it's a tough one.

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He has the AGP smirk. If he wasn't so obsessively dug into being this gay caricature of the all-American manly man, I'd wonder when he's gonna troon out.

 

[FinnSven]

He has the AGP smirk. If he wasn't so obsessively dug into being this gay caricature of the all-American manly man, I'd wonder when he's gonna troon out.

Maybe he did?

Instead of “gender dysphoria”, he has “macho dysphoria”.

Instead of getting hormones, bolt ons and mincing around in a dress, he started doing just as performative macho behaviors, while like a troon he has no idea of being what he aspires to be.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

If you took the time to chill, got offline, and stopped being a raging alcoholic you'd be much better for it

If he could, this thread would quickly die. I would like to wish Patty many more years of humiliating himself for my amusement.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

"He" will never give up tilting at windmills even if "he" has to build the windmills "himself."

 

[AnOminous]

I've said this before, but the only time I ever feel a scintilla of pity for Fats is when he's trying to explain unsecured contact forms to people.

I don't, because the way to explain it is simply to explain it and this retard instead reacts in a completely insane way. Despite the fact everyone immediately realizes he's completely insane and therefore disregards his explanation as lies, he never changes his moronic approach.

That's the only reason people even do the contact form thing. If you did that to a normal person it wouldn't work. It takes a profoundly retarded individual like Rick to fail to explain something as easy to explain as this.

 

[Something Awful]

Black Jackie has been dealing with Tomlinson for two moths now. She understands his M.O., and it is diabolical.

 

[RollingRock2]

That ten pound mop head has pulled her hair right off

 

[John Andrews Stan]

People like Jackie who use the term methodology are almost always misusing it because they erroneously believe it makes them sound smarter. The word is method.

• Method = a specific process or technique
• Methodology = the study or analysis of methods

I know this is autistic but I fucking hate dumb people pretending to be intelligent. They are always so obnoxious and high on their own bullshit. Speaking of which:

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Why would you ever want to look like a female Psychlos?

 

[Dean Pentel]

Either Doordash or Niki was drunk and craved cheesesteak.

Or some of doctors/engineers/lawyers/joggers he allows Big Nick to entertain were having some performance issues that night. One of them mentioned that he was lactose intolerant. Beaming his very gay smile from his increasingly fat face, Patrick got up from the curiously stained Fart Couch and exclaimed, "I know just the the thing, nigger child. I'll be right back."

Once childing enters your vernacular it infects those around you.

Not for me, exactly. The wife started reading the Song of Ice and Fire series and she asked me a question about something Tywin Lannister had done. I found the page she was referring to and read aloud the passage. In it he was talking to Arya so he called her "child." I couldn't help but conclude with a "Enjoy prison." My wife just rolled her eyes.

Yeah, it's a tough one.

That's the knowing smirk of someone very proud of themselves for getting away with public fellatio in the sauna at their local gym. Again. I don't think he's autistic so much as he's a Fat Retarded Faggot With Bitch Tits.

I'd wonder when he's gonna troon out.

He wouldn't even need to get hormones with those enormous tits and rather feminine physique.

 

[360NoTrope]

 

[Meriasek]

Yeah, it's a tough one.

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I like that apparently he took several rape face selfies per session and decided to upload them all.
Bottom right has audible heavy breathing.
People like Patirck are why gymthots make gym creep videos. Imagine setting yourself up for some Romanian deadlifts and you Piggy sit down behind you with his towel over his crotch and that face.

 

[Judge Holden]

HELP...OH GAWD....CANTBREEF


Aint even started work this morning yet and this fat fuck is killing me

 

[Cactuar King]

I like that apparently he took several rape face selfies per session and decided to upload them all.
Bottom right has audible heavy breathing.
People like Patirck are why gymthots make gym creep videos. Imagine setting yourself up for some Romanian deadlifts and you Piggy sit down behind you with his towel over his crotch and that face.

Very conspicuously never working out either. Just the selfies.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

HELP...OH GAWD....CANTBREEF
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Aint even started work this morning yet and this fat fuck is killing me

Plop, plop! Fizz, fizz! Oh, what a relief it is, stalker child.

 

[Slapdragon]

HELP...OH GAWD....CANTBREEF
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Aint even started work this morning yet and this fat fuck is killing me

I had to see what this was in response to, and I was not disappointed.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Maybe he did?

Instead of “gender dysphoria”, he has “macho dysphoria”.

Instead of getting hormones, bolt ons and mincing around in a dress, he started doing just as performative macho behaviors, while like a troon he has no idea of being what he aspires to be.

Yeah there's reasons why the Fat Jennifer pooner meme caught on, because he acts and sounds and looks like a fucking pooner.

No shade being thrown to transmen, I just don't know what the equivalent of AGP is for one. If there is one, then Tomlinson fits it to a T.