Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[SpellforceFan]

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Get rid of the shit smeared broken off bit, and dab a little bit of blood on the base. A nice homage to classic one man one jar.

 

[Internet-Denizen]

Oh no. SKG gave him the covid
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He has a known history of faking illness to justify taking months off from streaming and "developing". Hmmmm...

 

[aryancrack]

Here's one:
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Excellent

 

[PrestonHolt]

Oh no. SKG gave him the covid
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Well, i guess thats it for this month update to undertale's clone.

 

[Butwhythough2]

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I wish there was a retarded sticker, because these people's might as well be riding the short bus and need to wear helmets.

 

[Luecke]

You're telling me this isn't a legit review, I'm shocked
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what reading am I?

 

[MrGodSlave]

The final push. Eradicate the Roach.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

 

[Slav Power]

You did that on purpose, didn't you?

Actually, no, I didn't.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Officially less than 10k to go. I will only raise an eyebrow if it mysteriously stops shortly after breaking 1M.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

These are rare moments, when somebody gets absolutely what they fucking deserve, but I am glad to be witnessing in real time the total destruction of Morbius Faggotree. Thank you Gordon Freeman!

We still need plenty more, since I'm seriously worried the game industry artificially inflated signatures to fuck us up, but it is some quality hopium

Oh no. SKG gave him the covid

Insane behavior dude

 

[Nothing Is Written]

Whatever Ludwig said, he sat there oozing compliance — he’s less of a man and more of a decorative puddle

I like your em dash.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Can we hit it, we need more, more, more!

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

I like your em dash.

do fancy em sometimes

 

[Vince McMahon]

Don't blink!

 

[Anonymous Against Foodism]

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not to count my chickens before they're hatched but the petition is basically over and maldie will be seething for the rest of eternity after failing to destroy the initiative
get fucked furfag loser

 

[Interesting Times]

10,000 signatures left!!! Eat SHIT MALDY, you FERRET-FUCKING ROACH!

1 MILLION PEOPLE SAY YOU'RE A STUPID FAGGOT

 

[Disc]

I want you all to remember something.

Mald, you may try any number of things out of this. I don't think you're the type to claim this was all according to keikaku, you don't tell obvious lies. You try to sneak in little exaggerations and embellishments.

But I want you to remember one thing.

Just because they're little lies doesn't mean we don't notice. Just because your sycophants agree with you doesn't mean anyone else does.

You can say whatever you want. In fact, I encourage you to.

Because now I know. Now everyone knows.

We know that there's such a worldwide disdain for people like you, that the resentment was a bubbling mass you can no longer dam. We know that people remembered each and every one of your lies and exaggerations. We know that we were all biting our tongues, holding back our words, hoping, praying that the rest of the world would recognise what a slug you were - only to realise to their delight that they're not mad, that they're not the only ones. That the moment they knew that you being a liar, a braggart, a F U C K I N G R O A C H was well known, the moment we could turn that bubbling resentment against you for a better cause, we did. En masse.

We know that your takes are so fucking toxic, that they inspired HALF A MILLION TO ACT AND TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF... and that's just the Europeans who can sign. We know that there are hundreds of thousands, even millions, more who support this cause heart and soul, all across the world.

And best of all?

We know that you know it, too.

You'll just have to learn to cope. Cope with the fact that you made yourself persona non grata. Cope with the fact that your takes are so bad, people were inspired to prove we were against you out of spite. Cope with the fact that the only people left who humor you are those who have business ties, those who rely on your snake-oil superiority to bolster their own faltering egos, and those too polite to look you in the eye and tell you you fucked up.

Cope with the fact that not only did the emperor have no clothes, but that he was never an emperor in the first place.

Now, the Europeans are about to bring it home, so I'm gonna go get a beer ready. It's europe, so it's a non-alcoholic, diet ginger beer, but the taste is fine and I'll toast it all the same.

Here's to you, Mald. The face that launched a thousand ships just to get away from the world you envisioned.

 

[ADHD Mate]

I hope we double the goal. The more signatures it get, the more seriously EU commission is gonna take it.
At this rate it's possible.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

10,000 signatures left!!! Eat SHIT MALDY, you FERRET-FUCKING ROACH!

1 MILLION PEOPLE SAY YOU'RE A STUPID FAGGOT

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