Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Pig Man's seeming existential obsession with falling in the most embarrassing way for the cheapest and most childish fucking troll bait imaginable is what truly seperates him from other cows.

Also apparently he has been plop-posting for just shy of a year now
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Pig Man's seeming existential obsession with falling in the most embarrassing way for the cheapest and most childish fucking troll bait imaginable is what truly seperates him from other cows.

Also apparently he has been plop-posting for just shy of a year now
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Someone tell Fat Rick the gay porn he watches about "fresh 18 year old twink boys in prison" isn't real life.
 
Yeah there's reasons why the Fat Jennifer pooner meme caught on, because he acts and sounds and looks like a fucking pooner.

No shade being thrown to transmen, I just don't know what the equivalent of AGP is for one. If there is one, then Tomlinson fits it to a T.
I would be surprised if anyone here gave a shit about shade being thrown at Trans men.
If a pooner for whatever reasons aspires to or skin walks Patrick unironically, then I doubt even other pooners would be able to distinguish her from the general dood population.

Fatrick however is unintentionally the equivalent of that twitter account which claims to be a biological woman who identifies as a trans woman.
 
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On every corner?! What is this utopia you speak of? Rick always looks at these things through the lens of fast food. He would be eating a dozen tacos every day to fight bigotry.
He eats exclusively bar food so one can only imagine (and what an unfortunate fantasy it is) how much more often he would be shitting his pants.
 
Woah Nelly, is this the first time he's outright told a stalker child to kill himself? Bit rusty on Piglore but this seems like a new development.
Just here and during the Tyrone call, AFAIK, and both were one-on-one conversations. Rick knows that if he drops a blatant KYS towards any troll on Twitter, he's going to be spending another $5,000 to get himself unbanned. This explains why he's been typing out gay parables like "Both your mind and life has already concluded within the manacles of gaol by their own obsessive doing", since talking like a porcine prophet is the only way to #own the trolls without tripping the spam or violence filters.
 
Also apparently he has been plop-posting for just shy of a year now
Now this is plop posting.
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On every corner?! What is this utopia you speak of? Rick always looks at these things through the lens of fast food. He would be eating a dozen tacos every day to fight bigotry.
Why do progressives like Pat couch their pro-immigration arguments exclusively in terms of how immigrants can serve them? "Who is going to clean my hotel room and pick my avocados and mow my lawn and make my tacos?" 🤔
Pat believes Trump wasn’t actually shot at, and that Elon Musk hacked the election with Starlink. Those both seem like conspiracy theories, maybe I’m just smart enough to see the truth though.
You aren't the only one to point that out.
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