Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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What did he mean by this? DDoS? Too many people trying to sign at once?

There are too many people refreshing it to get le epik 1,000,000 screenshot so people are having trouble signing. He's trying to avoid people going there, being unable to sign, and then getting discouraged and not coming back (and thus losing a signature). That's seemingly smart but I wouldn't throw cold water on things when everyone is hyped up at the impending victory. Such is life as a good-hearted reasonable non-politician.

ETA:

wouldnt a site for popular petitions taking at least 1million signatures and aiming to accommodate potentially millions of excited signers be designed for casual refreshing though? i think theres something else. tbc though i am off and stayed off now that people mention it as a possibility but still

Let's say 2.5% of the people who signed are here refreshing right now. Double it for non-EU people + haters. We're *right there* so they're refreshing constantly to get that juicy screenshot on exactly 1m. Say every 5 seconds on average. That is 600k requests / minute to some europoor government webserver. I'm mildly impressed they hadn't completely buckled completely.

 

[Roving Opossum]

400 more!

 

[Hooked on phobics]

 

[ZucchiniEnjoyer]

RED LINE GO UP. YAY!

 

[reactionary]

Retards F5'd for that sweet sweet screenshot so hard it crashed the server. I fucking can't, man. Shoutout to the 999,346th person to sign this over this insane lag, you are a legend.

 

[RaxxScholar]

It's not common for a cow to get so utterly BTFO. I've been following this thread since page 1 and monitoring Jason out of hatred before that, and no other cow downfall has been more cathartic for me than his. SKG and making gayming better is just the icing on the cake.

Reikita is still gonna take LotY

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Reikita is still gonna take LotY

He's been disqualified (or so I heard), so no. Not unless he does something truly batshit insane.

 

[Onomatopoeia]

Imagine how poor Maldie's reputation is that his retarded fans ddosing the site could be a plausible explanation on why is it down.

I actually think it would be the most retarded and funny outcome, them ddosing a government site just to spite Ross.

Them realizing that the US and the EU work together on cyber-crime and will not only extradite offenders but also charge them in their own country.

 

[sassblassted]

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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, NOOOOOOOO

 

[U+200B]

LAST 300!

 

[Fae Supremacist]

300 left.
TONIGHT WE SIGN IN HELL

 

[Disc]

 

[Hooked on phobics]

A retard admitted he was retarded?!?!

 

[culk]

Reikita is still gonna take LotY

if jason's retardery leads to actual positive change then i think figtree has got it

 

[Emperor Yakub]

Here's your mana you filthy roach.

 

[Monk Amen]

150 LEFT

 

[anliteralidiot]

if jason's retardery leads to actual positive change then i think figtree has got it

FoodieBeauty will beat both by sheer stupidity alone.

 

[clever handle]

nine nine nine

nine nine nine

nine nine nine

john madden

 

[Roving Opossum]

IM GONNA SNEED

 

[Vince McMahon]

MEGANIGGGEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR