Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 410 9.6%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 142 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,637 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,919 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,258
Maldaddy actually spoke fondly of mald later in the stream and said he wouldn't bring up things like him forgetting his birthday unless he thought it was funny. He also refuted the nepotism stuff saying that he only helped him improve his resume, and nobody knew they were related for 2 years.
Dude is way too soft. I wonder if Mald's mother wanted him properly raised but his father was too soft. And all those mommy inserts in heartbound are about this.
At some point you need to let your kid fail and hurt themselves. Otherwise they will end up like maldy, unable to cope with reality.
 
They're running out of accounts that can receive gifted subs because they're banning them all.
The stream's over now, but he was still full bore banning today. Sometimes you'd get up to 3 minutes between bans, most of the times you would get several bans a minute. No timeouts, all permabans. Piratesoftware is the Kamikaze Japan needed to win WW2. I admire his permabanning dedication. What a fucking idiot.
 
I WAS ASLEEP FOR PAGE 1000 FUCK
It took 420 days (1 year, 1 month, 24 days) for Jason "Pirate "Maldavius "Thor" Figtree" Software" Hall's thread to hit 1000 pages. I wonder if that's a record?
I think Keffals' thread was the fastest it got to 1000 after creation, From March 26 to August 19. That's a little under 5 months.
 
the entire arc for the cougar character starting and finishing in 10 minutes was genuinely jaw dropping to me. heartbound is like jason himself and constantly, loudly, lies to you about having choices and depth while meeting the absolute bare minimum dialogue branching and characterization that literally any 2d rpg would have. it doesnt have a single moment where its actually trying to be emo or have undertales nonlinearity, its just telling you in the most blunt way that it is those things and expecting you to believe it. the game feels more like a parody of the kind of guy who rambles about vague details for the game he WANTs to make rather than an honest RPG. not even the shittest itchio walking sims are like that
 
You know, I was thinking, if mald just found some random game jam, spent a weekend doing a coding stream (with the actual code showing) and threw together something half-presentable with half-decent coding practices, and suddenly all the incompetency accusations would be cleared. If only he was capable.

Anyway, happy 1000 pages to our good friend Maldavius Figtree. Wishing you ample mana, chaste ferrets, plenty of switch statements, and a...
 
Is that a picture of something he owns?
I'm not so sure about the exact semantics of which owns which in this situation, but yes, this is the one-size-fits-all IKEA gnome that's been mentioned here and there along the thread.

ikeagnome.webp
 
Maldaddy actually spoke fondly of mald later in the stream and said he wouldn't bring up things like him forgetting his birthday unless he thought it was funny. He also refuted the nepotism stuff saying that he only helped him improve his resume, and nobody knew they were related for 2 years.
Yea because a big company like Blizzard would never do a background check and find out that he's related to one of their oldest employees.
Am I supposed to believe they were impressed with his SecondLife gameplay?
 
and the art is standard bubbly troon pixel art
The biggest problem is that everything is bouncing 100% of the time and it's really offputting. Also all of the furries look male even though they're apparently female, but that might just be standard furry shit.
 
Gofile with birthday stream and AI transcriptions.

Just skimmed it but seems mostly dodging and pointing to the latest patch.
He had a smug unbothered le wholesome birthday boy vibe going on.

I think this was the only time he addressed the next patch more concretely ~11h:21m:


Tick-tock...
 
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Yea because a big company like Blizzard would never do a background check and find out that he's related to one of their oldest employees.
Am I supposed to believe they were impressed with his SecondLife gameplay?
I worked at several corpos, there were always some people with the same surnames and entire departments would gossip if it’s a coincidence or simply nepotism. Usually it was the latter. There is no way Mald would go unnoticed. At least now we know the dad is just as much of a shitty compulsive liar.

Ferretfucker.
 
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