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Heroin laced with :autism: is a hell of a drug man
Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy
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Those shoes look like they're straight out of the bin.
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Yet another lolcow picture that I cam fucking smell through the screen.
I wonder what horrors await the people who will inevitably have to dig through those mountains of clothes when Luna dies of an overdose and her Junji Ito boyfriend skips town.
I wonder what horrors await the people who will inevitably have to dig through those mountains of clothes when Luna dies of an overdose and her Junji Ito boyfriend skips town.
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I'm just wondering a. what possessed her boyfriend to piss in a juice jug instead of a toilet, and b. why he didn't throw it out?
Oh wait, :autism: and heroin.
Oh wait, :autism: and heroin.
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Add in him being too lazy to walk to the bathroom
Her old funeralhome420 Tumblr page was archived (http://archive.is/mY5AD) about two years ago. Good thing too or else we might have missed out on quality writing such as:
She also apparently went to college at some point and posted a pic of her on campus on the old Tumblr. I'm guessing her stint at uni was brief.
The rest of the page is mostly turtles and weed.
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Aw, she was pretty cute!Her old funeralhome420 Tumblr page was archived (http://archive.is/mY5AD) about two years ago. Good thing too or else we might have missed out on quality writing such as:
She also apparently went to college at some point and posted a pic of her on campus on the old Tumblr. I'm guessing her stint at uni was brief.
The rest of the page is mostly turtles and weed.
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I've found myself with many opportunities to read through the threads on /snow/ the past while.
Luna has 5 or 6 threads on /snow/ and has been discussed over there for about a year or so.
After seeing just the few photos and the information @Melchett has offered, I sought the rest of the story out of morbid curiosity.
She is like parallel universe Julie Terryberry, only in some ways she is so much worse off
As you can imagine, there's not much to Luna Slater's life outside of what's already been discussed here, and you all know what she is about thanks to OP, but I'd like to contribute and include more photos in order to entice you, fellow farmers.
Edited for a minor correction.
Luna has 5 or 6 threads on /snow/ and has been discussed over there for about a year or so.
After seeing just the few photos and the information @Melchett has offered, I sought the rest of the story out of morbid curiosity.
She is like parallel universe Julie Terryberry, only in some ways she is so much worse off
As you can imagine, there's not much to Luna Slater's life outside of what's already been discussed here, and you all know what she is about thanks to OP, but I'd like to contribute and include more photos in order to entice you, fellow farmers.
One of the more embarrassing things about her is that she is a shamelessly manipulative e beggar.
Aside from shitting out some art work people somehow want to buy every once in a while, Luna also "writes" barely coherent poetry while awaiting her next dose of heroin administered by Matthew swamp sea monster creature thing chief areola wooden indian Schumacher. Have a bit more of a taste of her amazing work in both paintings and writing.
This is her most recent painting. IIRC it is commissioned work.
She also made a video of her and a friend singing together while she plays the guitar.
She was also in a band or two at different times throughout the past. The link below leads to what we can assume is an old myspace account.
https://myspace.com/jesselizluna
What she looked like back then.
Another page for another band she was in in 2013.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVwEsjyJinowxG70G2aGWvw
She also posts about the dd/lg fetish she and Chief Areola share, like this note:
Over the past little while, Matthew's Facebook account was deleted or deactivated and hasn't been available since, however we can count on Luna to update us.
In 2016, he developed a severe infection in his leg, which he and Luna claims was caused by the bacteria of a cat scratch interacting with a problem in his veins which was originally caused by a titanium rod in his leg, as if explained in the photo below.
Not long after the story about his infected leg changes as she resumes her begging.
In August 2016, Luna performs some mental gymnastics during a good old fashioned guilt trip and claims anyone calling her a filthy addict is ableist. It also seems everyone in her family is an addict or otherwise fucked up.
Some time later, Matthew develops another mysterious infection in his leg.
She ricochets from despising and loving her father which isn't surprising because he sounds like a real piece of work, himself. One day he spoils her rotten and she appreciates him, then the next he is an abusive deadbeat. Here are some examples of this over time.
Although Luna is constantly begging for money, she can afford she finds herself stealing diamond infused facial moisturizer.
She has also owned more than one iPad, having broken the first one by stepping on it, someone got her a new one.
She and Matthew got engaged in late 2016. Have a picture of her engagement ring too, why not.
When he has a Facebook account, Matthew is keen on chatting anyone deciding to add or contact him. Here are some examples of that.
Here are some examples of what Luna has looked like through the years.
In case if you wondered what a younger Matthew looked like, here you go.
Since 2015/2016 her looks haven't changed much more. Still the same old "angelic" powder-caked glassy stare, tumblr accessories and stained clothes.
She gets angry once in a while over people romanticizing drug use even if she does this herself so much of the time. She claims her mental illness and pain is the worst, far worse than everyone else's.
She and Matthew run into trouble at home, as someone else said, she recently drank Matthew's piss out of a container that was left sitting around the house, and in this photo she complains about unwanted visitors in a not so abandoned drink.
Sometimes she looks slightly more presentable.
Other times- not so much.
Matthew's father was once rushed to the hospital and despite Luna being clearly distraught, she had the time and wits about her to post a selfie.
She also loves her obsession with heroin and the "subculture" it creates for herself and fellow junkies because it's so glamorous to spend $80-100$ a day on smack.
She receives asks on Tumblr from individuals asking her to create a shooting up tutorial. Thing is, she can't shoot herself up- Matthew does it for her.
Speaking of which, here are photos of chief and Luna spending some more quality time together.
And finally (because if you're still viewing this post then you can't look away from this car crash): NSFW photos. Beware, nauseating.
Aside from shitting out some art work people somehow want to buy every once in a while, Luna also "writes" barely coherent poetry while awaiting her next dose of heroin administered by Matthew swamp sea monster creature thing chief areola wooden indian Schumacher. Have a bit more of a taste of her amazing work in both paintings and writing.
This is her most recent painting. IIRC it is commissioned work.
She also made a video of her and a friend singing together while she plays the guitar.
She was also in a band or two at different times throughout the past. The link below leads to what we can assume is an old myspace account.
https://myspace.com/jesselizluna
What she looked like back then.
Another page for another band she was in in 2013.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVwEsjyJinowxG70G2aGWvw
She also posts about the dd/lg fetish she and Chief Areola share, like this note:
Over the past little while, Matthew's Facebook account was deleted or deactivated and hasn't been available since, however we can count on Luna to update us.
In 2016, he developed a severe infection in his leg, which he and Luna claims was caused by the bacteria of a cat scratch interacting with a problem in his veins which was originally caused by a titanium rod in his leg, as if explained in the photo below.
Not long after the story about his infected leg changes as she resumes her begging.
In August 2016, Luna performs some mental gymnastics during a good old fashioned guilt trip and claims anyone calling her a filthy addict is ableist. It also seems everyone in her family is an addict or otherwise fucked up.
Some time later, Matthew develops another mysterious infection in his leg.
She ricochets from despising and loving her father which isn't surprising because he sounds like a real piece of work, himself. One day he spoils her rotten and she appreciates him, then the next he is an abusive deadbeat. Here are some examples of this over time.
Although Luna is constantly begging for money,
She has also owned more than one iPad, having broken the first one by stepping on it, someone got her a new one.
She and Matthew got engaged in late 2016. Have a picture of her engagement ring too, why not.
When he has a Facebook account, Matthew is keen on chatting anyone deciding to add or contact him. Here are some examples of that.
Here are some examples of what Luna has looked like through the years.
In case if you wondered what a younger Matthew looked like, here you go.
Since 2015/2016 her looks haven't changed much more. Still the same old "angelic" powder-caked glassy stare, tumblr accessories and stained clothes.
She gets angry once in a while over people romanticizing drug use even if she does this herself so much of the time. She claims her mental illness and pain is the worst, far worse than everyone else's.
She and Matthew run into trouble at home, as someone else said, she recently drank Matthew's piss out of a container that was left sitting around the house, and in this photo she complains about unwanted visitors in a not so abandoned drink.
Sometimes she looks slightly more presentable.
Other times- not so much.
Matthew's father was once rushed to the hospital and despite Luna being clearly distraught, she had the time and wits about her to post a selfie.
She also loves her obsession with heroin and the "subculture" it creates for herself and fellow junkies because it's so glamorous to spend $80-100$ a day on smack.
She receives asks on Tumblr from individuals asking her to create a shooting up tutorial. Thing is, she can't shoot herself up- Matthew does it for her.
Speaking of which, here are photos of chief and Luna spending some more quality time together.
And finally (because if you're still viewing this post then you can't look away from this car crash): NSFW photos. Beware, nauseating.
Edited for a minor correction.
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My favorite part in all of that was how Luna claims that Junji Ito Face has an "11 Inch" duck and how in his messages to Tessa he kept going on and on and on about how it was Enormous and Giant and Monster.
He's a freaky-faced loser junkie with gangrenous legs, I really don't think a "monster" dong is going to balance that out. He's definitely a narcissist too.
Oh, and the reason she has that diamond infused moisturizer and 4 dollar chapstick is because she stole it, not because she bought it. She mentioned "trying not to steal but having sticky fingers like her momma". So she shoplifts things to make her look pretty and so she'll have more money for heroin.
80 dollars a fucking day what the fuck even is that
He's a freaky-faced loser junkie with gangrenous legs, I really don't think a "monster" dong is going to balance that out. He's definitely a narcissist too.
Oh, and the reason she has that diamond infused moisturizer and 4 dollar chapstick is because she stole it, not because she bought it. She mentioned "trying not to steal but having sticky fingers like her momma". So she shoplifts things to make her look pretty and so she'll have more money for heroin.
80 dollars a fucking day what the fuck even is that
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For reasons unknown I forget she steals most of the clothes and beauty products she owns. I've also heard she mooches off of people and begs them to buy her things off of her wish list... and yet poor, poor poverty stricken Luna. The world is at fault for being so unfair to her.
Edited to avoid double posting / including updates over the past few days.
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Just a quick update so the thread won't die.
A gross story:
Her moustache:
Hinting at a job she will never get:
A chimpout about money managment she later deleted:
Fiscal responsibility:
Just lmao:
Cottage tights:
2 years ago:
I dunno what to write anymore:
And last but not least, a video of her "clean" room:
https://my.mixtape.moe/qujkwh.mp4
A gross story:
Her moustache:
Hinting at a job she will never get:
A chimpout about money managment she later deleted:
Fiscal responsibility:
Just lmao:
Cottage tights:
2 years ago:
I dunno what to write anymore:
And last but not least, a video of her "clean" room:
https://my.mixtape.moe/qujkwh.mp4
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I kinda pity her tbh. It's pretty clear that Cripple Legs groomed her and uses her habit to have power over her. She is gross as fuck, though. Jesus.
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wtf is he doing to that poor puppy!! she can talk all she wants about how she doesn't have enough money for food and has to skip eating for days at a time, but her cottage cheese thighs tell a different story.....
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Thanks @CasualSeppuku , I thought this thread might die and didn't want to double post.
That selfie of her, the areola loving creature and the dog is bizarre- Luna looks so old. That poor puppy.
She reminds me of a woman I saw once in a neighbourhood in my city. She was your run of the mill junkie/crackhead. She hobbled around the block every day, reeking of piss and booze, covered in fur and some kind of powdery substance, begging for change and cigarette butts. She could've been anywhere from in her 30s to her 60s and looked like a toothless, sun blanched old handbag that's been rained on for several months- abandoned to collect dust in some old alleyway stacked with refuse.
This is a contribution I've accumulated over the past 2 weeks.
A link to a cracked out video Luna posted about a week ago sometime before she showed off her "clean" room.
https://my.mixtape.moe/iaadyl.mp4
She started a new painting.
She finished the painting.
She appears to have asked for compliments somewhere and told her followers to keep em' coming.
Because she's trying to love her body as she obsessed over her birthday for a month..
She took some cracked out pictures of some dress she has.
She's very proud of that baby necklace she got. She's obsessively displayed in in most of her photos since receiving it.
She claims to have "found" a pair of shoes in the middle of the road. OK Luna.
She inherited her grandmother's ring.
He's graduated from resembling a creature to looking like a corpse.
Luna was pissed off over an ad for Urban Decay.
Would you look at that towel behind her. It's as if it was pissed on, hurled on and somehow managed to mould over all at once.
She felt ugly on some days.
Those babies on a necklace don't help.
She soon recovered and got back to her usual shenanigans.
More old pictures of her were unearthed, lending to the stark contrast between what she used to look like and what she's devolved into now.
That selfie of her, the areola loving creature and the dog is bizarre- Luna looks so old. That poor puppy.
She reminds me of a woman I saw once in a neighbourhood in my city. She was your run of the mill junkie/crackhead. She hobbled around the block every day, reeking of piss and booze, covered in fur and some kind of powdery substance, begging for change and cigarette butts. She could've been anywhere from in her 30s to her 60s and looked like a toothless, sun blanched old handbag that's been rained on for several months- abandoned to collect dust in some old alleyway stacked with refuse.
This is a contribution I've accumulated over the past 2 weeks.
A link to a cracked out video Luna posted about a week ago sometime before she showed off her "clean" room.
https://my.mixtape.moe/iaadyl.mp4
She started a new painting.
She finished the painting.
She appears to have asked for compliments somewhere and told her followers to keep em' coming.
Because she's trying to love her body as she obsessed over her birthday for a month..
She took some cracked out pictures of some dress she has.
She's very proud of that baby necklace she got. She's obsessively displayed in in most of her photos since receiving it.
She claims to have "found" a pair of shoes in the middle of the road. OK Luna.
She inherited her grandmother's ring.
He's graduated from resembling a creature to looking like a corpse.
Luna was pissed off over an ad for Urban Decay.
DIS.GUST.ING.
Would you look at that towel behind her. It's as if it was pissed on, hurled on and somehow managed to mould over all at once.
She felt ugly on some days.
Those babies on a necklace don't help.
She soon recovered and got back to her usual shenanigans.
More old pictures of her were unearthed, lending to the stark contrast between what she used to look like and what she's devolved into now.
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"16 year old me was so cute, what happened?"
Drugs. Drugs happened, Luna. Drugs and Junji Ito Face.
Drugs. Drugs happened, Luna. Drugs and Junji Ito Face.
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@John Webster but this goes for everyone here: If you have content do not be afraid to double post or necro. Worst case scenario we will merge posts but its better to double post than letting a thread die.
As for Tuna, check out how she totally cleaned her apartment and deserves a reward:
As for Tuna, check out how she totally cleaned her apartment and deserves a reward:
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ah man that's actually a super cute bowl
"I have so many money problems! I am poor and destitute! How dare you make light of my crippling addiction...but lemme just drop sixty bucks on a bowl real fast"
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I've been following her since 2013, this thread is good and cool, her descent into addiction hell would be really sad if she wasn't a belligerent cunt 200% of the time.
EDIT: lmao just remembered that the most romantic love note that longboy ever gave her was "I havent loved someone as much in 10 years". Take from that what you will.
In her more recent instagram posts we see soap that will never be used, filthy clothes and multiple instruction books on how to draw chinese cartoons.
EDIT: lmao just remembered that the most romantic love note that longboy ever gave her was "I havent loved someone as much in 10 years". Take from that what you will.
In her more recent instagram posts we see soap that will never be used, filthy clothes and multiple instruction books on how to draw chinese cartoons.
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How long till she pawns grandmas ring to score some drugs?