Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Sailor Swift]

It's a shame Stephanie is allergic to fandom, because just off the top of my head I can think of two male characters named "V" with identity issues whom she could have a great time kinning with.

Shes definitely not immune to fandom, shes just incredibly hipster niche about it. Id argue she was (is?) a member of the Ghost Adventures fandom. Like, she sent the dude a peepee rock.

Speaking of, some spooky-ooky ghost fucker hunter gossip: Zak cheated on his now ex girlfriend! With multiple people! As far as I know, he is now single. Staph, here's your chance, girlie! Go get him, tiger!

 

[Vandy2]

Gyro is one of the cows that I am genuinely surprised has not had a "Plural" phase especially being so deep on Tumblr.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Gyro is one of the cows that I am genuinely surprised has not had a "Plural" phase especially being so deep on Tumblr.

Claiming that she was possessed by the ghost of Michael Jackson was kind of the proto-plural.

 

[moorhen]

Gyro is one of the cows that I am genuinely surprised has not had a "Plural" phase especially being so deep on Tumblr.

She loves herself too much to pretend to be somebody else.
Even with her fake mediuming and the godphoning shite, the main focus is still that she’s sooper special and the ghosts/gods/demons have chosen her because of how totally special and great she is.

Even her Lolki love revolves around herself.

 

[Fat Black Woman]

I spiraled into a psychotic episode in which I began to see my "twin sister" following me around. This was actually just a version of me that I could use to express my emotions, which was mostly anger. Considering that I was also questioning my gender identity, I also developed another "personality" that was a man named V.

Stephanie has no idea what it's like to experience a psychotic episode. She's a retarded psycho, but she does not have and has never had psychosis, no matter how she tries to lie about it to seem interesting. She's a mental illness fetishist, plain and simple. Being shy and worried that everyone secretly hates you is such a typical teenage thing. I don't know that I ever knew a kid who wasn't like that when I was a teenager. You can just call it being shy and worried that everyone hates you, by the way, instead of calling it anxiety and paranoia to play it up.

I don't even know what you would diagnose her with. I'm no medfag, obviously. But all she seems to suffer from is mild anxiety, being a pooner, being a boomer and being retarded. She has way too much misplaced confidence for a depressive. She doesn't have actual panic attacks. She doesn't have any trauma except for her dad suggesting she shave her mammoth legs. She's a sickening pervert, yes, and a hybristophile, but paraphilias are more about moral depravity than mental illness in my opinion. The druid shit and the demon shit is just childish make-believe. It's not emblematic of some kind of actual disconnect from reality. For God's sake, her "very serious" suicide attempt was drinking hand sanitizer. That's the act of a barrel-wearing subnormal, not a person with mental illnesss who wants to die. However much Stephanie loves to intimate that she has a serious mental condition, she doesn't, and I'm sure for all her high-faluting libshit ideals the truly mentally ill make her vastly uncomfortable and a little scared, like drug addicts, the poors and the browns do.

It IS like she has some kind of fucked reverse body dysmorphia, though, like many fat bitches. It's insane she posts those hairy babblers. She looks like she never wears a bra. I don't know how she stands it as a woman, let alone someone who claims to have a magical gender soul. It looks so physically taxing and uncomfortable. In general when I see her body I feel scorn and amusement and a faint, hard to place sadness. Maybe it's because she's a woman and being a woman who looks like she does seems like a fucking living nightmare. It's like she's the ending of that movie Tusk made manifest into a living, breathing person.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

We don't have much info on her early years, do we? I wonder if she behaved similarly to how she does now. I can definitely see people playing nice to avoid a chimp out.

There's also an interesting narrative of needing to control people's thoughts, as well as their actions. IE, it doesn't matter if you're nice, you need to think nice things too. That's a behavior which I think has definitely persisted in Steph.

I still buy into the "she has FAS" theory (and I think at one point she confirmed it herself, though nowadays denies it because she likes to romanticise her birth parents despite them having made some terrible life choices) and apparently tantrums when things don't go their way is a common thing with FAS babies.

Shes definitely not immune to fandom, shes just incredibly hipster niche about it. Id argue she was (is?) a member of the Ghost Adventures fandom. Like, she sent the dude a peepee rock.

She certainly treats her religious beliefs more like a fandom too, as well as her whole ancestry thing - the "I astral projected to Yggdrasil and met an ancestor who was totally queer and autistic and let me hug them!" reads exactly like a self-insert fanfiction. And she's even in touch with her cousin Dan who's doing actual research on her bio dad's side of the family, though I guess her actual Swedish and Croatian ancestors are too boring (and Christian) for her to care.

It IS like she has some kind of fucked reverse body dysmorphia, though, like many fat bitches. It's insane she posts those hairy babblers. She looks like she never wears a bra. I don't know how she stands it as a woman, let alone someone who claims to have a magical gender soul. It looks so physically taxing and uncomfortable. In general when I see her body I feel scorn and amusement and a faint, hard to place sadness. Maybe it's because she's a woman and being a woman who looks like she does seems like a fucking living nightmare. It's like she's the ending of that movie Tusk made manifest into a living, breathing person.

Her whole image is so strange to me, even the Picrew avatars where she could make herself look like the manly man of her dreams but she always goes for girly but with a token amount of facial hair. I bet if someone asked her to wear a bra she'd protest "but bras are for WOMEN and I'm a boxy!" even though she's completely fine with wearing granny-esque clothes and having that hairdo, and gives in to her parents' supposed demands to shave her legs, and doesn't bind her babblers either despite taking testosterone. Then again non binary, despite most people with the label still having a particular look, seems to be less about aesthetics these days and more about simply making people call you they/them and getting angry if they don't for whatever reason, so she's not alone in her confusing gender presentation.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I dunno, why don't you post all of those things?

After zero engagement on that post (and anything else she posts on Mastodon) she finally got the hint that no one cares. She barely ever posted anything on there in the first place, so she didn't even make an effort. @Childe is she still posting on the pedo Mastodon?


A productive day... Buying movie tickets. 'Back to court we go!' Does this mean she took the guy to court before? What a leftist anarchist punk - taking a poor person to court to get her tugboat money back. She's really showing her ass there - she doesn't have her own trowel to steal. It's her mom doing all the gardening she claims to do.


Its the way she consumes true crime content that makes people judge her. Any normie who is fascinated by true crime and likes reading books about it or watching documentaries is nothing to worry about. Someone who thinks she's married to the ghost of Jeffrey Dahmer, writes fan fic featuring him raping a boy and having sex with a wolf, and reposts thirsting after serial killers, is someone who should be on a list.


Good luck Staph.

She had a bright idea on Tumblr:


Let's see how this goes. Link to Jeffblr.

Spoiler: NSFW bare boob (not Staph's).

LOL. When has she ever been cat called? In her fucking dreams. HATE CRIMED LMAO. If you flashed someone your hairy pancake tits you would be the one committing a crime. Hilarious.

ETA:

Poor diddums, got a neck ache from staring at her phone and choosing to look at cat pictures that make her sad.


'We have been interacting with via our sister organization, PAPST.' I love it whenever she makes out her organizations are made up of a team of people, when it's just one person writing in third person swapping between accounts.

I saw this old cap on one of her call out blogs:

I miss edgy Staph.

 

[Sailor Swift]

Jeffblr

bitch stop lmao.

She certainly treats her religious beliefs more like a fandom too, as well as her whole ancestry thing - the "I astral projected to Yggdrasil and met an ancestor who was totally queer and autistic and let me hug them!" reads exactly like a self-insert fanfiction. And she's even in touch with her cousin Dan who's doing actual research on her bio dad's side of the family, though I guess her actual Swedish and Croatian ancestors are too boring (and Christian) for her to care.

It reminds me vaguely of those folk who worship deities that take the form of pop culture characters. The idea is that theres so much energy and thought put into this concept that it essentially tulpa's itself. Its a spergy but fun concept ngl. Or theres people who will sort of sanctify the characters and treat them in a similar manner to the Catholic saints. I met someone many moons ago who had a shrine dedicated to Nick Valentine from Fallout 4.

This is essentially what shes doing, but in the most assbackwards way possible and in true Staph fashion. May St. Valentine of the Commonwealth guide her FAS-y hands to something better. Amen.

 

[Aunt Carol]

A productive day... Buying movie tickets. 'Back to court we go!' Does this mean she took the guy to court before? What a leftist anarchist punk - taking a poor person to court to get her tugboat money back. She's really showing her ass there - she doesn't have her own trowel to steal. It's her mom doing all the gardening she claims to do.

This is the kind of self-own that makes one wish Stephanie's chosen peers actually did read her stuff.

"He told a cop he'd pay me back and didn't, can you imagine?" As they say, so much to unpack here, Comrade Yarrow.

 

[DatBepisTho]

I mean people lie to people smarter than you all the time, Staph. Of course you're disappointed for stupidly expecting honor.
If you were as wise as you present yourself you'd do well to observe and learn about people before opening up your wallet and/or apartment to them.

I met someone many moons ago who had a shrine dedicated to Nick Valentine from Fallout 4.

This is essentially what shes doing, but in the most assbackwards way possible and in true Staph fashion. May St. Valentine of the Commonwealth guide her FAS-y hands to something better. Amen.

Nick is a good one to go with, he was a decent dude and I loved him as a companion for it. Also I felt like he enabled the whole Silver Shroud shit the Lone Survivor can get up to... just saying.

I've seen a few homemade Saint Dollys before it caught on as a meme, and of course it was on the counter of the owner's booth of then-chic hair salons. (With or without drag queens on staff, Dolly never the less smiles upon your bleach bowls. Except Jolene's.)

 

[Sailor Swift]

Nick is a good one to go with, he was a decent dude and I loved him as a companion for it. Also I felt like he enabled the whole Silver Shroud shit the Lone Survivor can get up to... just saying.

I've seen a few homemade Saint Dollys before it caught on as a meme, and of course it was on the counter of the owner's booth of then-chic hair salons. (With or without drag queens on staff, Dolly never the less smiles upon your bleach bowls. Except Jolene's.)

Ive seen Saint Luigi, Saint Sabrina, Saint Britney, Saint Lana...Ill admit, I'd love a little collection of them. They're so campy and fun, and I do think there is some kind of magic in invoking the vibe of someone like Dolly. It just elevates the spirit.

And thats what Staph doesn't seem to grasp is that you can have fun in your fandom without having to turn everything into some sort of pseudo paganism. Not everything magical has to be ️magical️

 

[AfghanBlue]

This is the kind of self-own that makes one wish Stephanie's chosen peers actually did read her stuff.

"He told a cop he'd pay me back and didn't, can you imagine?" As they say, so much to unpack here, Comrade Yarrow.

So the fucking poliss were called over this nonsense. And came to do a little retard mediation, even got them to sign a dumb dumb contract.
And this is the first we are hearing of it? Fucking Staffles. Never gives us the *actual* goods.

We haven't heard about pooner neighbour for a while.
I wonder if they got freaked out after waking up groggy in her lair and decided that was way too fuckin close, time to pull it togther and poon their fucking socks up, find a nice lezza with a better kept house to seed themsleves into.

Staph talking about flashing is more a technical question once you get over the philosophical likelihood of it.
She can't just easy breezy dip a crop-top.
She'd have to shuffle to an ambulatory stop, in order to complete the complicated combo of thinking and then doing the following, digiing down her floral tee crew neck, for however long it takes to winch out a tit, mouth breathing at the exertion all the way.

More likely scenario :

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Not everything magical has to be ️magical

And not every interest, thought, impulse, or hobby you have has to be a gender.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

Getting the police involved in your sped money loan argument, very anarchoenby of you, Karen. What was it, $50?

I spiraled into a psychotic episode in which I began to see my "twin sister" following me around. This was actually just a version of me that I could use to express my emotions, which was mostly anger. Considering that I was also questioning my gender identity, I also developed another "personality" that was a man named V.

The fuck is she on about. Maybe she's psychotic in that she's hallucinating things that never happened. Still, I've been waiting for the Staph DID arc for months, bring it.

 

[Meowzers]

Getting the police involved in your sped money loan argument, very anarchoenby of you, Karen. What was it, $50?



The fuck is she on about. Maybe she's psychotic in that she's hallucinating things that never happened. Still, I've been waiting for the Staph DID arc for months, bring it.

i think it was actually around $300, unless i'm misremembering. i dont understand how she was conned into giving up that much money to people she doesn't like.

 

[Sparkle Sloth]

leave for 7 months and come back, and the only thing that’s changed is Staph’s URLs… kinda comforting, in a horrid kinda way

but now I do need to collect her whereabouts for my browser tabs because all of what I had are 404’d

edit: jeffblr when dahmblr was right there

 

[S.C.U.D.]

The fact that it's elderly people scamming Staph makes it even funnier.

 

[moorhen]

The fact that it's elderly people scamming Staph makes it even funnier.

Her living in accommodation for the elderly and specials and still being the dumbest person there is peak Steph.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

LMAOOO.

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A nonbinary transmasc person wearing a checkered baseball hat embroidered with the word "TRANS" on the front. They also are wearing a choker with the word "BOTTOM" in large bedazzled letters and pink and purple eye makeup.

Wearing that BOTTOM choker for a therapy appointment. A sign the therapy isn't going well.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

i think it was actually around $300, unless i'm misremembering. i dont understand how she was conned into giving up that much money to people she doesn't like.

Ironically enough, probably because of female socialization. If she were an actual dude instead of an obviously autistic, stuttering, immature woman they never would have even thought of her as an easy mark.

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Wearing that BOTTOM choker for a therapy appointment. A sign the therapy isn't going well.

I can't understand how fat people think a choker looks good. The second she isn't actively raising her head for the picture it's gonna get buried in the double chins AND be, well, choking her.