Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 34 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 447 9.9%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 121 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 149 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,711 38.0%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,040 45.3%

  • Total voters
    4,502
His audience is not very bright. I'm not saying that to be mean, it's just the truth. He caters to people who buy his bullshit, if you question a single thing then you're out.
his audience is full of actually retarded window licker incest faggots, im not saying that to be mean.

theres a reason i never felt the need to watch his little gay fake voice and his shit takes on whatever the topic of the day was. there was and still is something off with him.

the only penetration test he's ever done is to see if the gnome can penetrate his asshole, nothing more
 
Unfortunately the bulk of the internet will have forgotten about his stupid involvement against it within 6 months, and he's built himself up a fanbase of retards throwing parts of their welfare and disability checks at him that he'll survive. The paid jannies may not, and khronos might end up back at that UK call center he worked at previously, but Mald himself will still be streaming. Leaving offbrand games has just put a stop to him getting his little tendrils into other people's bullshit is all.
You see that's where you're mistaken. It isn't about him having fans or not, it's about his ego taking nuclear damage. Onision still has his fans or whatever the fuck but ever since he had his meltdown over having his Patreon demonetized he has never recovered even though he's still going financially (even if to a lesser extent).

Like let's be real, I'm not the only one who's going to watch the drowning wet rat desperately cling to whatever leverage he can find in the middle of the shit ocean he paddled out to.

A narcissist that was just humiliated on a public stage at the global level, specifically by having his intelligence picked apart by everyone who glanced his way. This is the guy who looks up puzzle answers to appear smart on a live stream. This is the worst possible outcome for him.
 
His audience is not very bright. I'm not saying that to be mean, it's just the truth. He caters to people who buy his bullshit, if you question a single thing then you're out.
That's a tale as old as time. Whenever somebody decides to become an Internet man and destroy his reputation there is always a pile of retards that refuse to acknowledge it. It's some sort of Internet law.
 
I don't think even his trusty Comfort-Buttgnome will be able to heal his butthurt. This fucking Untermensch is so grating, everything that annoys him is good in my book. Insane behaviour, dude!
 
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Eastward he casts his eyes
Where a pall of cloud veils the horizon;
Yet from behind that vaporous shroud,
The sun presses forth:
Its light not fully seen, but felt,
Refracted, like truth glimpsed
Through troubled glass,
Assuring him
That the day has already broken.
 
Mald was never a gamedev when he worked at Blizzard. He worked in QA. Blizzard's quality assurance division used to be highly respected. However, that was over by the time he got a job there. He was in QA for Diablo 3 at launch. A launch so terrible and filled with bugs it launched Boogie's career:


Be sure to thank Maldy for that gift.
 
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