Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Zvantastika]

:maldy:

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A true pixel artist would have to make sure those clenched teeth and anguished brow details aren't lost at similie resolution. But I like it

LOL thanks but don't worry about that one, I have it covered.



I was mostly asking in case staff or someone else wanted or needed a particular size. I have the original file so it's easy to adjust the details, proportions, etc.

 

[JJLiautaud]

"Is it not passing brave to be a king, and ride in triumph through Persepolis?"

 

[Twrx]

I am convinced that Thors followers consists solely of Blizzard employees at this point

Remember when he was threatening to use his connections at Blizzard to get people he didn't like permabanned from wow and Diablo?

 

[Bail Bindsman]

All of you need to touch grass.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Mald was never a gamedev when he worked at Blizzard. He worked in QA. Blizzard's quality assurance division used to be highly respected. However, that was over by the time he got a job there. He was in QA for Diablo 3 at launch. A launch so terrible and filled with bugs it launched Boogie's career:

Be sure to thank Maldy for that gift.

That's it, I'm officially blaming Mald for Boogie's existence.

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

Imagine being so viscerally unlikable that just merely stating your opinion is enough to get hundreds of thousands of people to sign a petition to do the opposite

Also side note but it looks like journalists got marching orders not to cover this. It's only bottom of the barrel outlets doing so

 

[Hillbilly Slim]

Only if it ends with the CEO of Ubisoft getting raped live on TV.
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Yeah I saw that. That's why SKG is so important. EULA in general is very untested in courts. Like really, good luck to Ubisoft trying to take someone to court and force them to destroy their copy of 'The Crew'. EULA is just whipped up chest thumping by corporate lawyers, and it doesn't mean it's enforceable. In fact a lot of it is probably fucking illegal if it were litigated and taken to higher courts.

Any retard talking about "ENJOY YOUR COMMUNISM" is just a sock with Ubisofts hand stuck up their ass.

 

[canalCrab]

All of you need to touch grass.

 

[Nardvark]

I wish Ross a very smug week, he's earned it

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

All of you need to touch grass.

Hi Mald!

 

[Nardvark]

All of you need to touch grass.

Hope you enjoyed seeing Mald's gnome-gaped rectum being filled with EU blue

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

The first SKG spergout was the reason this thread started gaining traction. Before that, it was mostly "where's the funny" posting. Now, it's all coming full circle.
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It may have been a little bit before that I found the mald thread, but MAN here we are out of the proving grounds and 795 pages deep.

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OH Action Dan.
We don't exist to PURPOSEFULLY bring people down.
Those people do it to themselves, we just archive it and let the world see what they are.
Holding a mirror up is the most powerful tool.

 

[Pomniman]

Don Sargone and Loki died for your sins.

 

[The Tall Man]

Imagine being so viscerally unlikable that just merely stating your opinion is enough to get hundreds of thousands of people to sign a petition to do the opposite

Also side note but it looks like journalists got marching orders not to cover this. It's only bottom of the barrel outlets doing so

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It doesn't surprise me. Popular gaming forums, modding sites, and gaming news outlets are nearly all directly linked to the industry. Many maintain direct lines of communication with publishers.

 

[Kiislova]

Also side note but it looks like journalists got marching orders not to cover this. It's only bottom of the barrel outlets doing so

We only now need a "Gamers don't have to be your audience" equivalent

 

[itogi]

Mald was never a gamedev when he worked at Blizzard. He worked in QA. Blizzard's quality assurance division used to be highly respected. However, that was over by the time he got a job there. He was in QA for Diablo 3 at launch. A launch so terrible and filled with bugs it launched Boogie's career:

Be sure to thank Maldy for that gift.

Without Mald, Boogie's crashout over faking his cancer wouldn't have happened. Think about it.

 

[Fae Supremacist]

EULA in general is very untested in courts. Like really, good luck to Ubisoft trying to take someone to court and force them to destroy their copy of 'The Crew'. EULA is just whipped up chest thumping by corporate lawyers, and it doesn't mean it's enforceable. In fact a lot of it is probably fucking illegal if it were litigated and taken to higher courts.

The funniest part in this whole situation is that Rossmann is completely ignorant about games, he's a boomer at heart. He spent all his career trying to advocate for consumer rights in electronics, only just now got the first glimpse of the shitshow that's going on in this field, and he looks like he lost half of his remaining hair and 10 years from his lifespan.

 

[Westfalia]

I'm sick of seeing this fucking smug asshole's mug.
Hated him since he would larp in shorts as Le ebin haxxor that just did skid shit.

Is he finally cooked chat?

 

[MoonState]

Also side note but it looks like journalists got marching orders not to cover this.

Which has likely been the case from the get go. If Euro games journos would have covered this when the whole thing started instead of being afraid of not getting anymore review copies of the latest slop if they cover it, the initiative would have reached its goal last fall.

 

[Hillbilly Slim]

All of you need to touch grass.

Kill yourself faggot.

Is he finally cooked chat?

Gotta wait for the dust to settle, but by all accounts he looks cooked.