Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

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"How are you so confident?" is such a classic backhanded compliment. A lot of the FA people get mad at that question. Not our Jude (who is probably never actually asked that), for her it's a teaching opportunity. Her barely coherent rambling and constant tugging on her shirt is very convincing.

That lingerie- barf! Look (or don't!) at her fat hairy gunt spilling out the sides. How does she get banned all the time? Surely pubes don't violate any TOS!

But my favorite part is how ill-fitting the top is because it's meant for much perkier, less bread-shaped tits.

I got stuck on the double fat roll on the front/ inside of her upper arms.

 

[thejackal2]

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I got stuck on the double fat roll on the front/ inside of her upper arms.

Her neck and chin fat also jiggles. I'm not sure I've ever seen that outside of a Slaton. When she leans over it's like her face is trying to run away. Just horrific genetics on top of her diet and sloth.

 

[PurpleEater]

lol this advice is shit, Jude:

our Jude, ever the creative...

 

[thejackal2]

lol this advice is shit, Jude:
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our Jude, ever the creative...
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That's fucking rich. Best part is when she took a "deep breath" like a 60 year old COPD patient. Yes Jude, we do believe you struggle to breathe. Your clients? Eh.

 

[OttoWest]

Her hair looks like the Brillo pad that scrubbed down a urinal trough at a dive bar.

 

[irishlass]

Her hair looks like the Brillo pad that scrubbed down a urinal trough at a dive bar.

Lol, said the same thing to myself, it's SO bad.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Her hair looks like the Brillo pad that scrubbed down a urinal trough at a dive bar.

Lol, said the same thing to myself, it's SO bad.

It looks like her original hair has grown out a lot. It’d look better if she chopped off the fried portion flopping for dear life and wore it au naturale or with a wig. But that is asking too much if Jude can’t bother wearing a bra most of the time.

 

[stupid frog]

That lingerie- barf! Look (or don't!) at her fat hairy gunt spilling out the sides. How does she get banned all the time? Surely pubes don't violate any TOS!

I'm glad it's not me pointing this out for once, that's all. Ugh.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Jude shaming someone for their looks (but it’s okay because he’s a white guy)

 

[PurpleEater]

Aside from the goofy wig and outfit, the man in that photo looks fine to me.

Can't say the same about these two...

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Guy's hair reminds me of Joe Dirt. It's also far nicer than Judy's fried mess.

She changed her Threads handle to DivineBrujeriaa.




Not only still malding over the original ban, but also how she got fucked over financially by Meta (and on Pride Month, at that!)





Divine deep thoughts (please worship Judy)






Portfolio expansion

Spoiler: female presenting nipple

Spoiler: full photos

Spoiler: full photo

Jude and Makayla have gone on a weeklong vacation in and around Cape Cod. Cue many swimsuit photos (some already posted here, others new) and a mini itinerary

Spoiler: jude in 2 of 3 swimsuits she packed

She even included a photo of herself about to take a nap, likely covered only by her bedsheet. Why did Meta ban her OG account without any warning again?

Spoiler: just why

 

[PurpleEater]

God they're both so gross and I feel for the service workers who have to deal with them over the weekend. Between their atrocious styles and obnoxious personalities, being fat is the least of what makes them insufferable.

How exactly is "taking up space an act of resistance?" Resistance against what, exactly, besides the stretched out threads on your clothes? I know this is just common activism/hyper-woke language she's repurposing but it still makes no fucking sense.

Kind of surprised she's celebrating the 4th and not posting a bunch of "FUCK THIS COUNTRY" rhetoric as most of the SJWs do.

 

[OttoWest]

So Bank of Mom has provided Michaela and her plus one Judy with a P-town holiday. How nice for they/them.

 

[Barbarella]

For us westerners, what is p-town?

 

[Breadbear]

For us westerners, what is p-town?

Thanks for asking for the rest of us. I immediately thought "Pound town," which lol gross but also not gonna happen with this loveless couple.

 

[irishlass]

For us westerners, what is p-town?

It's Provincetown in Massachusetts, apparently it's a "Mecca" for the LGBTQ crowd.

 

[Otterly]

Mhicaela or however you spell it looks legit retarded in that photo. There’s something about her eyes that looks a bit off.

She even included a photo of herself about to take a nap, likely covered only by her bedsheet.

And Judy under bedsheet is showing that beetus skin darkening.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Does Makayla have family in Massachusetts, or was Fire Island too bougie for even the trust fund baby? (Although it appears Provincetown and Fire Island both have similar income demographics).

Unsurprising yet still annoying that they’re in a famous and historical coastal area, yet Jude the narc has so far mostly taken half naked selfies and pics of half eaten food and carnival toys.

 

[OttoWest]

Does Makayla have family in Massachusetts, or was Fire Island too bougie for even the trust fund baby? (Although it appears Provincetown and Fire Island both have similar income demographics).

Her mom lives in Massachusetts.

 

[PurpleEater]

aside from this video of Judy, it's ironically Michaela who took some nice, well-framed pictures:


interesting how our "photographer" and "creative" never captures anything like this.