Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Pargon]

What in the absolute fuck is this nonsense.
5 adults in the house, 2 biological parents and 1 pretend one
And still they cannot cobble together one functional parent for this doomed fucking child.
But please do buy us dinner.

I hate that the majority response for any Internet Person asking for money isn’t always “okay, start dancin’”. The world would be such a more joyous place.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Dear Internet,

Through my laziness and neglect, what would normally be a 5 minute routine task for most households, turned into my toddler falling out of her crib. Fortunately, she managed to land on the top of her skull, and I think it might have popped her head back into shape a bit. But still. The worst part is: we STILL have to do the 5 minute routine task, or it'll happen again. Buy me and my gross harem a treat?

The crazy part is: she won't be adjusting the crib, one of the cucks will. Apparently the stress and exhaustion of watching other people fix problems she created entitles her to doordashed lobster and bacon

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Today Becky is assmad that John Walker Flynt is toying with her own oppression LARP. That was HER idea, dammit.



Bookmark this for a future time she says someone isn't *really* Jewish. Because you know she will.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

News about one of Bex's orbiters, Emily "Rabbit" Cohen, Becky's eskimo sister via PunningPundit: she's moving to Uruguay for unspecified "safety" reasons.



I guess it beats Syria.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

That's the one with the 'bathysphere' screen name who also has the shape and tonnage displacement of a bathysphere, right? Is she the one that was raped by someone shouting kiwi farms random text?

 

[Temperance]

News about one of Bex's orbiters, Emily "Rabbit" Cohen, Becky's eskimo sister via PunningPundit: she's moving to Uruguay for unspecified "safety" reasons.

Aw. My immediate thought was that she might be in a relationship with an illegal immigrant, but I don't think that's the case after a bit of searching. Shame - that would've been really funny.

It seems to just be a case of trans hysteria:




Lol, sounds like she never updated her passport after pooning out, so she's going to shave her beard to look more like her old passport pic and get through emigration.


RIP pube beard...



Anyway, Rabbit Cohen has a husband and a "girlfriend". The husband is named Derek and is allegedly 6'6'' (so probably not an illegal Uruguayan). The "girlfriend" is a Swedish troon (likely a long-distance relationship). I don't see any pictures of them from a bit of casual searching, unfortunately.

Spoiler: Info

https://bsky.app/profile/ashcarnelian.bsky.social

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I bet Uruguay can't wait to accept a ton of societal drains on hormones.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

she's moving to Uruguay for unspecified "safety" reasons.

She probably thinks it's pronounced U R Gay and so clearly it's the homeland.

(idk shit about Uruguay as someone who went through the US public school system, but whatever, byeeeeeee)

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

The big thing I know about them is that they do not criminalize the possession of drugs for personal use. Any drugs. At all. So it's a favored haven for all kinds of addicts.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Aw. My immediate thought was that she might be in a relationship with an illegal immigrant, but I don't think that's the case after a bit of searching. Shame - that would've been really funny.

It seems to just be a case of trans hysteria:
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Lol, sounds like she never updated her passport after pooning out, so she's going to shave her beard to look more like her old passport pic and get through emigration.
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Anyway, Rabbit Cohen has a husband and a "girlfriend". The husband is named Derek and is allegedly 6'6'' (so probably not an illegal Uruguayan). The "girlfriend" is a Swedish troon (likely a long-distance relationship). I don't see any pictures of them from a bit of casual searching, unfortunately.

Spoiler: Info

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https://bsky.app/profile/ashcarnelian.bsky.social
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I’m sorry this is the funniest shit I’ve read all day lol. I don’t even know where Uruguay is because MURICA but imagining pube beard here telling someone’s mother that she’s stealing her son and fleeing the country so they don’t get rapemurdered for being homos together (in ATL area no less ) made me actually lol, the picture of Lady Pube just tied it all together. Unfathomably based when trannies self-deport. YOU HAVE TO GO BACK. Hopefully there are no kiwi rapists with talking points over there.

 

[hind matches ltd]

Uruguay's in Latin America, just south of Brasil, and it's known for its progressive laws regarding trans people. It threw its hat in the ring as early as 2009, if I remember correctly. Here's an article in english that walks you through some of its milestones.

I'm not sure why Uruguay would be safer than the US (the article even compares them as safe havens). My guess is that it has nothing to do with safety and more to do with the exchange rate working in their favour (and maybe a bit of Trump Derangement Syndrome).

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Becky:

Also Becky:

 

[RubberDinghyRapists]

Is there a single Jewish law or ritual this cunt observes? Fuck I hate her so much

 

[The people of Australia]

Today Becky is assmad that John Walker Flynt is toying with her own oppression LARP. That was HER idea, dammit.

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I don't know why they're both playing dumb - John backed out of conversion because the only sects of Judaism he considers based and trad enough to join don't accept trannies.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Is the trans Jewish person in the same room with you, Becky?

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

He didn't say practicing Jewish rituals was a downside. He said getting antisemitic threats was the downside.

 

[Hungry Wes Borland]

He didn't say practicing Jewish rituals was a downside. He said getting antisemitic threats was the downside.

exactly. Becky, you really need us to do your work for you?

there's plenty of angles to attack him from in bad faith while at least understanding the literal words he's stating.

try this: next time ask him what the upsides are, then accuse him of anti semitism for a) assuming you get some benefits for being Jewish, like it's a secret club or b) treating faith like it's transactional and not sincere spiritual and cultural belief.

in either case you'd obviously be projecting but that's really par for the course at this point.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I love how Becky talks about how Jewish laws are an honor to follow and then immediately bursts out with "oh my gods" when something surprises her.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

She’s just mad because “death threats in muh inbox” is HER shtick lol.

 

[Kheapathic]

I love how Becky talks about how Jewish laws are an honor to follow and then immediately bursts out with "oh my gods" when something surprises her.

I always took that as a millenial / e-girl thing to stand out, and not some sort of declaration of faith. I get thr how and why it's easy to attack her jewishness when she does it. Just felt more like a thing girls did to stand out, while you may have one wiccan/pagan/non-abrahamic out of a few hundred, they all did it. Or maybe I'm just out of touch.