Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Daddy Strokum]

The difference, obvious to anyone that isn't room-temperature IQ, is that you can't shove your toddler phone at someone after you've ordered via an app, so they robotically prepare it the way they prepare every other order. You even came to the conclusion at the end that weight-wise they were essentially the same. Your so-called investigation is fundamentally flawed.

> they gave him moar because he was recording
> they weighed the same so his test was inconclusive

Jack is an idiot but a lot of guys here are, too.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

CHIPOTLE - MOBILE APP VS WALK IN​

(07/02/25)

Original:

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Investigative reporting team Jack and Hammy Scalfatti!

You know Jack ate all the Barbacoa, jeeze, and left the rest before gorging on something else because “chipodle todally gypped me gaiz “

I really just want to see him eat an entire Costco chiggum on the sagging seat of the plastic picnic benches inside Costco while unaware poor seniors obliviously eat their $1.50 hot dog and Pepsi nearby

 

[Imperial Citizen]

CHIPOTLE - MOBILE APP VS WALK IN​

(07/02/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=QW864O5G9SA

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A few points to bring up:

1. I am not shocked that Jack follows Mike Benz on Twitter. Benz was a former State Department employee who has a vendetta against the US's operations to fight 'misinformation' online and all of America's foreign aid programs. He alleges that USAID and most NGOs are nothing more than CIA fronts to destabilize other countries. While there may be some truth to that, Benz tars the entirety of foreign aid with that allegation. Such grand conspiracies fit right at home in Jack's worldview.

2. I imagine that since Fatty's right arm is frozen stiff, he's having to scroll and tap with his giant left fingers, blocking view of the phone. Just an amusing image.

3. It's also assuming to imagine Jack waddling with his phone aimed at the counter at Chipotle, completely silent as his wife orders the food. Had to have been the weirdest person at the restaurant that day.

4. I think we've learned that Jack has some difficultly in seeing variations of green, considering he could not pick out the good portion of guacamole on his mobile app ordered food. There is definitely more guacamole on the walk in food, but it has the ingredients layered while the mobile one has the ingredients mixed around.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

If you really wanted an objective comparison, don't obnoxiously record the preparing process up close for carryout.

If he did that then he wouldn't have video of the guy doing it which would defeat the point.

Fatty doesn't care about anything other than getting the maximum amount of food possible.

When i worked at bars and had an annoying and rude customer yapping at my ear and overall disrupting service, i'd short the booze on his drink. If the client is being particularly assholish (like Jack is), i'd put even less booze but would drop a single drop of hard liquor down the straw so they "feel" de booze but not actually get any. Some of the assholes actually complimented drinks done this way, so clueless. I also taught these techniques to all barbacks i had. Fuck up rude customers orders at your leisure, barring gross/illegal shit, of course.

I hate "experts" an i hate "foodies"

The booze in the straw bit is one of the oldest bartender tricks out there. Put in less alcohol but give them a nice kick on the first sip and they'll think your pour is generous.

 

[the khat quaffer]

A few points to bring up:

2. I imagine that since Fatty's right arm is frozen stiff, he's having to scroll and tap with his giant left fingers, blocking view of the phone. Just an amusing image.

3. It's also assuming to imagine Jack waddling with his phone aimed at the counter at Chipotle, completely silent as his wife orders the food. Had to have been the weirdest person at the restaurant that day.

4. I think we've learned that Jack has some difficultly in seeing variations of green, considering he could not pick out the good portion of guacamole on his mobile app ordered food. There is definitely more guacamole on the walk in food, but it has the ingredients layered while the mobile one has the ingredients mixed around.

2. I like to imagine a goose situation, where he has to use his nose to swipe/tap

3. There is a 100% overlap between Jack's behavior in that store and that of a special needs retard out on the town with his handler.

4. So he's semicolor blind like a fucking dog. Hope probably sees more colors than him. Any color that isn't pink like his chickens doesn't exist.

I know this is sinful of me to think let alone say, but I would pay a lot of money to see Jack get his ass beat on Worldstar after pushing a stranger over the edge with his obnoxious bullshit.

Hmmm yes but no. The last thing I want is an Inactive tag on this thread. Lord, let us keep him, even if you have to hook him up to one of those machines where it's one beep yes, two beeps no.

That bullshit out of the way, I would looove to have seen him get told the fuck off with his phone from someone with a very short fuse. I know it's happened, Jack, show us the videos!
At this stage most people see his wanker's claw, hear his gurgling voice, see Tammy wheeling him around, and just take pity on him and ignore him instead of sucker-punching him like that raghead Johnny Somali.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack continues his personal army brigade against the Anti-ICE app





Jack on the federal reserve





I'm getting mixed messages here





Fork found in kitchen



Malding about Chuck E Cheese



Jack recommends a Japanese show but doesn't say if its safe for the family

 

[Super Hans v2]

Jack on the federal reserve

What is Jack's interest in the Fed rate? That's some (mild) economic autism for somebody who hasn't be employed since Clinton.

And anyway, if the economy is so great like Jack says, the rate should be shooting for the moon, not being lowered. Lowering the rate is to make banks give out loans they shouldn't because in turn the loans they get from the Fed are cheaper.

 

[the khat quaffer]

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this looks like what you'd get if you typed in "korean superheroes" into some ai-slopfest chatgpt machine

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Malding about Chuck E Cheese

This is the same piece of shit who is obsessed with Disney and other cartoons. But adults who like playing ski ball and air hockey are beyond the pale?

Fucking die already, Jack.

 

[Adamska]

This is the same piece of shit who is obsessed with Disney and other cartoons. But adults who like playing ski ball and air hockey are beyond the pale?

Fucking die already, Jack.

He's actually angry because he now has to go to the adult locations to not get made fun of for being a mantoddler. Oh, and it might mean more scooty puffin' and less fud too since it's not a full building with things like a kitchen perhaps.

Who knows really, he's just trying to find things to tard out on at this point.

 

[cleanerfromvenus]

I use that show to test equipment at work. I wonder if Jack has an actual home theater.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He's actually angry because he now has to go to the adult locations to not get made fun of for being a mantoddler. Oh, and it might mean more scooty puffin' and less fud too since it's not a full building with things like a kitchen perhaps.

Who knows really, he's just trying to find things to tard out on at this point.

He would still be mocked.

I use that show to test equipment at work. I wonder if Jack has an actual home theater.

I wouldn't be surprised. Dude lives like a megachurch pastor with all the shit he has.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

This is the same piece of shit who is obsessed with Disney and other cartoons. But adults who like playing ski ball and air hockey are beyond the pale?

Fucking die already, Jack.

He's pissed because he can't play any of the games and there's no pizza for him so it automatically sucks.

 

[Whatisgoingon]

This is the same piece of shit who is obsessed with Disney and other cartoons. But adults who like playing ski ball and air hockey are beyond the pale?

Fucking die already, Jack.

Ski ball is way better than rotting watching Blue's Clues. For one, it actually takes hand eye coordination, which fatty couldn't use if his life depended on it.

Also, wouldn't an adult Chuck E Cheese perfectly align with nostalgia baiting people of his age range? Maybe he's mad his parents never took him as a kid, it seems like it would appeal perfectly to his mental age.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Jack has a series called “Playing With Your Food” (or whatever) and he’s looking down at adults who play games.

He’s also the biggest fucking baby I’ve ever seen online. His lack of self-awareness is breathtaking.

 

[Bassomatic]

I don't really have anything to add anymore but I hate Jack and Bri's black baby will suffer with this loser family.

Jack was only into this because as a "chef" he looks as food to dollar to lb ratio. Like a true glutton.

 

[The Grimace]

Jack and Bri's black baby

I never heard about this, wtf? Please explain more.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I never heard about this, wtf? Please explain more.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I never heard about this, wtf? Please explain more.

He’s trying to be funny.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jesus christ fatty is a retard. Powell didn't lower rates because tariffs would lead to inflation and higher rates are to combat inflation.