Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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@Claudio Hernández Castañeda

Think you're a real tough guy, huh? Well take a gander and my accomplishments!

  • I watched a top ten scariest SCPs video on YouTube and was barely scared at all. Only had to take a couple of breaks.
  • I walked past a man smoking a cigarette outside and didn't cough once.
  • I took two colored pencils and was able to snap them in half at the same time.
  • I drank an entire 8oz. glass of milk in one sitting and didn't even feel drunk.
  • I climbed over a dozen stairs without breaking a sweat.
  • I got bit by three mosquitoes and hardly even cried.
  • I threw a rock so far that if someone had been standing where I threw it, they would have been hit.
  • I solved an entire Sodoku puzzle in pen.
  • I can lift an entire 12 pack of soda.
You could never do any of these things because you are a fake tough guy whereas I am the real deal.
 
@Claudio Hernández Castañeda

Are you too busy writing the ending to your (legal) incest cub porn story? I need to know what happens to the lion after he gets an erection from his dad spanking him.

Where do you get your brilliant ideas from? Did you get an erection from Manuel spanking you after he caught you masturbating to gay animal porn?

Does Manuel know he's paying to retrieve your stash of gay animal porn? There's probably some gay LEGO porn on there too, right?

Claudio, have you ever felt the touch of a woman? The nurses that have to help your crippled body in and out of the wheelchair don't count.

Claudio, in God's book of judgement, in what color is he writing down all the times you masturbate to gay baby animal porn? Red? Blue? Is it some color humans can't even comprehend?

Inquiring minds want to know!
 
You're a zoophile, rapist and a fag. You're not getting into heaven either, man.
Let me check.

1. No.
2. No. Still a virgin.
3. You interested?

St Peter was unstable enough to cut a scribe's ear and now he has boththe Book of Life and the Keys to Heaven. I don't think you thought this through, right?
Can you think of anything else beyond "I want you to die" ?
Yes.

I want your family taken out of this planet. Does that sound better?
Claudio The Beggar does not have the luxury of choice. You should be grateful your father allows you to latch onto him like a parasite.
That's how you call it? You don't seem to get it. If I wanted to, and I can, I would be able to legally force him to pay my medical bills for the rest of his bastard life.
If only your poor father knew what a piece of shit you are.
My poor father? You mean the same shitlord that left my arm bruised many times from holding it too hard? The one that ended up forcing me have to take care of my mother, who had a broken nose, broken ribs, a black eye and a swollen face? That "poor father"?

He stole any chance I could have for a normal family life. There's a reason why he never lived here, dummy.

I don't even know where he lives. Totally a trustworthy father, eh? This thing he does to help me right now? Compensation for ruining my life since conception.

All that cheating he did? All for nothing. I mean, he dated a whore, with a daughter, whose father-in-law was a narco lord. Do you think that speaks well of his judgement? By the way, the daughter of that whore? She became just like her little mommy.

Alcoholic

Whore

Using her disgusting cunt to extract money from dumbasses.

Her mother isn't any better. My mother looks 4 times better than her at her age.
here’s hoping the trachea tube malfunctions.
No wonder your country has gone to shit since the 2000's. Do you really think my tracheostomy is mechanical?
God also says that humans can’t judge where other people go. When you say “he’ll pay his debts when he goes to God” that’s an absolute statement of fact. That’s not very Christian of you.
You are an atheist. If you were a believer you would know how God judges. Let me guess, do you think Jesus came for peace?

Let me spoil it, he didn't.
Why are you talking about my body now? God, you’re such a creepy fuck.
What? Is it arousing you? Don't even try. I'm taken, you flaming joto.
Wait Claus I'm confused. I thought you didn't like Ruben Sim because, and I quote:
You were never known for being intelligent, were you? don't worry, let me help you.

Ruben's recent video. Members tab.

Look for me.
Oh, I think I understand why he's so mad then. Winning here on KiwiFarms must be taking up precious time that could be spent being a pedophile coomer.
Thinking about a man masturbating is the gayest shit you can ever do, bro.
Posting on Kiwi Farms won't unrape that cat, buddy.
Is your agenda full of raping cats? Or is your agenda full of posting on kiwifarms all day?
I'm new to your escapades, and just got done reading the first page of your thread. All I can ask you is one question: what does this accomplish? All this crashing out and shit. What do you gain from it? Because whatever you think you are, you aren't.
What? A saint? Compared to you, I am a saint. You are possessed, influenced. I am not. All this accomplish is getting ammo from you. Haven't you noticed how I am good at angering all you 9 people?

You are the 10th. How does it feel being angry because of me? I mean, demonically influenced people like you only know how to hate. Why do you think the most famous serial killers are from your country.

You live in a crater of solid blood. You just hereditated the blood spilled from the natives. You have lived all your life in Sodom and Gomorrah that you don't even know about anything else.

Your country? It's a third world country under the guise of a first world one. Every single problem your country has now in politics is self inflicted.
You wouldn't be in this situation if you had both an ounce knowledge of when to stop talking and the common sense to... Who the fuck am I kidding? Fuck your cat-raping furry degenerate ass.
Just to let you know. That cat rape story you made up? You picked it from someone else here, not me.

I don't need to swear upon God to tell you I always spoke the truth. I know I did, I always did. You guys are the ones not believing me. Somehow giving me the liar title.

When did I lie? If you are so confident, you should be able to list every lie from memory. Right? Right?

Your team, with the lolicon @Sperg Spectating over here as your boss, have failed 4 times, but maybe a 5th will be a win this time.
Dig yourself a hole on here. Become the Hispanic Alex Hogenthorp. Say whatever you want to us. It'll only come to bite you in the ass in the end.

Also, your dad's a Chad putting up with your retarded ass.
My father would be a chat if he killed himself. But I need him alive.

You know exactly why I specifically said killed himself. I spoke about the suicide topic quite a lot here. Need I remind you, his whore mother isn't resting either. I heard some funny stuff from him, told by his ex neighbors.

She's on a loop, restless, always going out his complex as if she were to go to Church every few early mornings.

It makes me happy she's suffering, forever restless. Well deserved. Did you know she was an accomplice of my father's cheating? She hated my mother. I wouldn't be surprised if she hated my child/teen me.

I always felt bad shit about her, and now I don't feel regretful of ever hating her.
Fuckin hell Claudio can you please stop winning the Mexican-American war 2025 edition in your mind for a bit? You are constantly spamming my feed queue and I'm getting spicnigger fatigue keeping up with the non stop shitflinging going on.
You are getting Mexican fatigue?

I don't know, you seemed to enjoy all that slave labor in your country with them collecting your prime food source. You even ate like nothing. What? You didn't expect that? Your country is a slaver country, it enslaved anyone.

Taxation.
Usury
Interests
Your Medicare

Need I go on? You have never been free, buddy
Nah, I don't think Null will. :3 Enjoy being a lolcow though.
You mean the same Null that believes DSP isn't a lolcow? That same Null?
@Claudio Hernández Castañeda

Think you're a real tough guy, huh? Well take a gander and my accomplishments!

  • I watched a top ten scariest SCPs video on YouTube and was barely scared at all. Only had to take a couple of breaks.
  • I walked past a man smoking a cigarette outside and didn't cough once.
  • I took two colored pencils and was able to snap them in half at the same time.
  • I drank an entire 8oz. glass of milk in one sitting and didn't even feel drunk.
  • I climbed over a dozen stairs without breaking a sweat.
  • I got bit by three mosquitoes and hardly even cried.
  • I threw a rock so far that if someone had been standing where I threw it, they would have been hit.
  • I solved an entire Sodoku puzzle in pen.
  • I can lift an entire 12 pack of soda.
You could never do any of these things because you are a fake tough guy whereas I am the real deal.
None of those even happened.
[Being a twink spaz]
Some people really don't deserve eyes. I wonder when will the crows take yours. It IS a biblically accurate punishment after all.
 
Yes.

I want your family taken out of this planet. Does that sound better?
Sounds hypocritical. You're the same retard claiming we're all gonna be sorry because God is on your side yet you repeatedly wish death upon others. I'm mostly wondering if you just type without thinking or are you deluded when you say shit like this. You're not as tough as you wish you are.
That's how you call it? You don't seem to get it. If I wanted to, and I can, I would be able to legally force him to pay my medical bills for the rest of his bastard life.
And how would you accomplish that? You have nothing and you rely on him. You gonna be a legalfag and somehow pay a lawyer all your pesos to force him?
Thinking about a man masturbating is the gayest shit you can ever do, bro.
I understand you have a busy schedule but can you tell me if it's gayer than talking about how you want to fuck underage "twinks" ?
 
You mean the same shitlord that left my arm bruised many times from holding it too hard? The one that ended up forcing me have to take care of my mother, who had a broken nose, broken ribs, a black eye and a swollen face?
>loving your son too much you accidentally bruise him from hugging him too hard
>putting your trust into your son to take care of your wife when she is gravely injured and you're unable to help

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I can see where Claudio inherited his winning from.
 
Holy shit that sure is one winning manifesto. :story: Let’s go down the list.
If I wanted to, and I can, I would be able to legally force him to pay my medical bills for the rest of his bastard life.
Imagine if your poor dad saw what you were saying about him online.
My poor father? You mean the same shitlord that left my arm bruised many times from holding it too hard? The one that ended up forcing me have to take care of my mother, who had a broken nose, broken ribs, a black eye and a swollen face? That "poor father"?
Still a far better man than you. At the very least he tries to help a pathetic waste of oxygen like you. That’s what I’d call Christian virtue, something that you larp.
You are an atheist. If you were a believer you would know how God judges. Let me guess, do you think Jesus came for peace?
Ah yeah that’s right, the God I’ve been worshipping my whole life I actually don’t believe in at all dood. Man, those mental gymnastics sure make sense.
What? Is it arousing you? Don't even try. I'm taken, you flaming joto.
What the fuck? You’re talking about arousal now? You’re fucking creepy.
Thinking about a man masturbating is the gayest shit you can ever do, bro.
What? Is it arousing you? Don't even try. I'm taken, you flaming joto.
I agree.
It makes me happy she's suffering, forever restless. Well deserved.
Claudio the “good Catholic.”
 
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@Claudio Hernández Castañeda

Are you too busy writing the ending to your (legal) incest cub porn story? I need to know what happens to the lion after he gets an erection from his dad spanking him.
Didn't you say you were heterosexual? what a homo.
Where do you get your brilliant ideas from? Did you get an erection from Manuel spanking you after he caught you masturbating to gay animal porn?
AAaaaaaand you went full circle. Just like Griffin Gaming's mods, making rape incest jokes.

And yet you think you are the good guy here? Funny.
Does Manuel know he's paying to retrieve your stash of gay animal porn?
Totally duuuuuude! (Sarcasm)
There's probably some gay LEGO porn on there too, right?
Interesting behaviors.
Claudio, have you ever felt the touch of a woman? The nurses that have to help your crippled body in and out of the wheelchair don't count.
Aren't you the same one that says I'm a pedophile? Last time nurses have had to handle me was when I just turned 17.

I mean, the USA DOES house NAMBLA. It makes sense you said that. It's logical.
Claudio, in God's book of judgement, in what color is he writing down all the times you masturbate to gay baby animal porn? Red? Blue? Is it some color humans can't even comprehend?
I am still waiting for you to mention this so called gay baby animal porn.

By the way, heads up. God doesn't like being spoken about like that. You wouldn't want to anger him, right? Why do you think USA is a hellscape? God allowed it to turn into that.
Inquiring minds want to know!
Is it really an inquiring mind when you are not yourself? I mean, I don't need to study demonology or go through what priests go to become exorcists to KNOW that most possessed people believe they aren't. That's the entire point, silly.
 
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I’m literally not even angry retard.
Lying is bad, buddy.
I live in croatia you mongoloid.
Croatia? Another non-white """rightoid"""! I love to see it.
>loving your son too much you accidentally bruise him from hugging him too hard
Grabbing my wrist and shaking me back and forth is a hug for you? You are not beating the demonic possession allegations.
>putting your trust into your son to take care of your wife when she is gravely injured and you're unable to help
Tread? I think you should listen well.

He didn't help. He didn't come. He went to his house and slept like nothing. But you know that, right?

Supporting a wife better isn't a good look, just saying.
Holy shit that sure is one winning manifesto. :story:
That's not the ""manifesto""", flimsy retard.
Let’s go down the list.
What about I go down your trachea with a pencil through your skin?
Imagine if your poor dad saw what you were saying about him online.
Everything I told you is something I already said to his face. But I understand you don't know this. I told the rest that J once hit him with an iron firepoker.

Blunt handle.

Should had been the pointy part, right? Oh well, such is life.
Still a far better man than you. At the very least he tries to help a pathetic waste of oxygen like you.
Everything he is doing will never repay the harm he did to me. Get it through your thick skull, rightoid LARPer.
That’s what I’d call Christian virtue, something that you larp.
Nope. I was always catholic. Catholic since I was a conscious boy. The only reason I stopped using crosses is because of this shit on my neck.
Ah yeah that’s right, the God I’ve been worshipping my whole life I actually don’t believe in at all dood.
That's what the pharisees said as well.

Didn't think it through, eh?
Man, those mental gymnastics sure make sense.
I don't think Jesus would like hearing you say nigger, you fucking twink, raped retard.
What the fuck? You’re talking about arousal now? You’re fucking creepy.
Yes, Goycast Guy. Deflect more. That totally doesn't make you look suspicious.
Pimp hand too strong.
Ah. Now we are praising woman abuse. Nice, nice. How are you the good side, again? I need a reminder.

Do you really think bystanders will be the slightest bit interested in siding with someone who supports a wife beater?
 
Why do you think USA is a hellscape? God allowed it to turn into that.
Explains Mexico.
Croatia? Another non-white """rightoid"""! I love to see it.
I see that Claudio is once again showing his superior Mexican intelligence by not knowing that Slavic people are white. Tell me Claus, is there a white country besides the US?
What about I go down your trachea with a pencil through your skin?
Reported to the FBI for death threats.
Everything he is doing will never repay the harm he did to me. Get it through your thick skull, rightoid LARPer.
Claudio once again showing his superior Christian virtue. Christians are supposed to be forgiving Claudio, especially to those who have changed.
I don't think Jesus would like hearing you say nigger, you fucking twink, raped retard.
I don’t think Jesus would like to hear you call innocent American white boys twinks and raped retards.
Do you really think bystanders will be the slightest bit interested in siding with someone who supports a wife beater?
Would they be interested in siding with someone who jacks it to cub porn?
 
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Almost 30 years old btw.
Wow, shocker. Someone who has read books has a big vocabulary? GASP. I did not expect that!
Sounds hypocritical. You're the same retard claiming we're all gonna be sorry because God is on your side
He is. Why do you think I have survived stuff that should had killed me? I should had died in 2012, but I did not.

Then again, I WAS born in October 24th. A very special day.

Why? I don't know, ask Mr. I'm totally a believer @Goycast Guy.
yet you repeatedly wish death upon others.
Some people don't deserve to live. I learned it the bad way after being abused by the likes of you.
I'm mostly wondering if you just type without thinking or are you deluded when you say shit like this. You're not as tough as you wish you are.
"Man in a Dress".
And how would you accomplish that? You have nothing and you rely on him.
I already did. It's called guilty conscience. He has that right in his brain. You love to see it. I have told my mother that I don't care he slaves 14 hours a day.
I understand you have a busy schedule but can you tell me if it's gayer than talking about how you want to fuck underage "twinks" ?
Show me one example of that ever happening.

I'll be waiting.

Explains Mexico.
Nah, that was all you. Why do you think Mary came here and not in your shithole of a country?

...Well, technically... If we have to be realistic, it's because you retards came from Anglican-cucks. We have remained catholic since the conquest. And now look at England.

Women raped on the daily by """refugees""".
Men imprisoned for what they tweet.
Incarceration for using the wrong pronouns.
Women can't be legally accounted for rape there.
Reported to the FBI for death threats.
The same FBI who doesn't hesitate to kill your fellow citizens' after entraping them? That FBI?
 
I should had died in 2012, but I did not.
FUCK!
I already did. It's called guilty conscience. He has that right in his brain. You love to see it. I have told my mother that I don't care he slaves 14 hours a day.
So your father feels guilty for what he did and he tries to make it right by helping you, and for 14 hours a day too, and yet this is how you speak of him? Gods on your side though bro don’t worry. :story:
 
Claudio once again showing his superior Christian virtue. Christians are supposed to be forgiving Claudio, especially to those who have changed.
You haven't changed. You don't get that privilege. By the way, you have it wrong.

Again.

Christians might have to forgive, but they can't forget, least the same problem surfaces once again.
I don’t think Jesus would like to hear you call innocent American white boys twinks and raped retards.
>Innocent
>You

Choose one.

Also, you are a boy? Are you 19 or not, faggot?
Would they be interested in siding with someone who jacks it to cub porn?
That's the thing. I don't. Heh.
Ah? You want a 17 year old teen to die? So much for morality.
 
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You haven't changed. You don't get that privilege.
I haven’t changed? What did I even do?
:story:
Also, you are a boy? Are you 19 or not, faggot?
I know that you are a Meximutt and don’t know the lords language, but “white boy” is just a common word used for young men in the best country in the world. But yes, I am technically still under the “boy” classification.
Ah? You want a 17 year old teen to die? So much for morality.
Sure. One less furry pedophile.
 
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