Dakota Boerner | WORLDS NEXT BEST LOLCOW

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I am way too lazy to post a ton of clips, etc etc of this guy. as I don't use the forum, but I felt at the very least this joy needed to be fucking shared.
I am *hoping* this blows up and someone that can actually dedicate their time to this can make a more organized thread. Anyone that can post in the lolcow section, consider this you being put the fuck on to some heat.

DAKOTA'S CURRENT YOUTUBE PAGE WHERE HE'S LIVE BASIC 24/7: https://www.youtube.com/@lesbiansmakemedrool
HIS SHITTY RAP MUSIC CREATION PAGE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0ET_DidzR_E_b0odJ_8s8g
AN OLD NOW INACTIVE YOUTUBE CHANNEL WHERE HE UPLOADED SHIT ABOUT HIS DRUG USE: https://www.youtube.com/@dakotaboerner/shorts
HIS SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/artist/3ZGIuQkSWMC7b6R1HSGkIc


Some basic background, Dakota Boerner is this 20 year old from Camby Indiana, originally gaining some traction in "The Average Discord Mod" with 1.9million views: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHan_-6zvXU

P.S: For a while Dakota literally had his full home address in his youtube bio. 8434 Abbey Dell Dr, Camby Indiana.

In that video he's actually pretty tame, he just seems like a funny stereotypical hick fat kid. But after I found his YouTube there was a LOT more to uncover.


That video blowing up has put him in some sort of long term psychosis and given him some sort of god complex.
He rambles about the 764 extortionist/acceleration ism group, fully believes that he owns 15 Bitcoins worth 1.5million dollars (While living in his mothers house working at Burlington, a local convenience store, as loss prevention) and fully believes that he almost worked for the CIA. The 764 extortion stuff is pretty interesting, he's proven he's talked to FBI agents about it. Pretty sure what happened was he talked to some 764 wannabes on Discord and fully believed he was talking to the heart and soul of the group and called 911 over it a few times and it lead to the FBI reaching out to him. The FBI told him not to go back on Discord which he talks about every now and then, and he's been off the platform for over six months now I believe.

Dakota likes to upload really garbage but funny rap freestyles and sometimes thinks he's a gang member and throws up gang signs.
There's this guy named "Trippy" that either trolls him or plays Minecraft with him, he's like a side character that you always see willingly or not. You'll see Dakota in a weird submissive femboy episode getting bitched around by him. Trippy sounds like hes 12.

Here's 2 short clips showing he's worth diving into:





He also fully believes people from his Youtube livestreams/764 are in his computer making everything slower, etc etc. He once showed a random shitty russian spam junk email as evidence of this.

He goes on ramblings about drugs, being the messiah, being the king of social engineering, etc etc. Once his mom walked in his room on livestream and he was like "Mom tell them I almost worked for the CIA" and when she said she wasn't going to entertain his drama he started cutting himself.
Anytime someone mentions he might be mentally ill or schizophrenic or some shit he fully denies it saying he's never been diagnosed, and I'm pretty sure that's because he knows how to mask it when he talks to psychiatrists because he does not want antipsychotics.

Not only that, he's posted videos of his 250lbs self doing stretches in his underwear before (I believe now deleted), he has femboy porn bookmarked on his Microsoft edge, and he is literally ALWAYS live on YouTube with 1-4 viewers on random fucking tangents.

He is literally such a stereotypical schizo moron it is beyond entertaining. He'll randomly post YouTube shorts of him walking outside at night telling whoever the fuck he thinks he's talking to to come and kill him but that they won't because they're pussy, etc etc.

Dakota cannot hold a friend, can barely hold a job, and the floor can barely hold him.
 
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I am way too lazy to post a ton of clips, etc etc of this guy. as I don't use the forum, but I felt at the very least this joy needed to be fucking shared.
I am *hoping* this blows up and someone that can actually dedicate their time to this can make a more organized thread. Anyone that can post in the lolcow section, consider this you being put the fuck on to some heat.
Immediately comes off as a personal army request.
 
We're not going to make your thread for you, retard. "This guy is the greatest, most underrated lolcow ever" and then these niggers post 2 clips and a wall of text with no links or archives or even a screenshot. If your lolcow is so fucking interesting then why do you not even care to do the bare minimum? NYPA faggot.

In one of your only two fucking clips of this nigger you're showing yourself cowtipping. Kill yourself.
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The 764 extortion stuff is pretty interesting, he's proven he's talked to FBI agents about it. Pretty sure what happened was he talked to some 764 wannabes on Discord and fully believed he was talking to the heart and soul of the group and called 911 over it a few times and it lead to the FBI reaching out to him. The FBI told him not to go back on Discord which he talks about every now and then, and he's been off the platform for over six months now I believe.
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