“Hot” celebs who are not that attractive

[Übertroon]

Gwendoline Christie
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Nothing and no one will ever convince me this massive hulk of a woman is in any way attractive. And it's not just her height that I find horrifying, I find the rest of her off-putting too.

Debicki was always the superior queen of the giraffes

For me (it has been said before but): Zendaya is ugly. Not "plain but adorkable" like Jennifer Lawrence but actually ugly.

Honestly she shouldn't even be brought up because of how clearly ugly she is without fake hair and fake skin

 

[Otterly]

I do not get why zendaya is pushed as attractive. She really isn’t, and she’s not a good actress either. She is going to age really badly if she puts weight on
I don’t mind Gwendoline Christie, she’s not really pushed as pretty, more as being very tall and strong. Niche probably fun roles for that.

 

[Richard_Wetpasta]

I do not get why zendaya is pushed as attractive.

I personally think most the hate towards her is a direct result of her being shoved in everyone faces at all times.

I don't find her particularly offensive to my senses but the media treats her like some bizarre god-handed-down brown trophy to say "look the browns can be pretty too" in the exact same manner they tried marketing Lizzo as the "new beauty standard" for like 5 years.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

I personally think most the hate towards her is a direct result of her being shoved in everyone faces at all times.

I don't find her particularly offensive to my senses but the media treats her like some bizarre god-handed-down brown trophy to say "look the browns can be pretty too" in the exact same manner they tried marketing Lizzo as the "new beauty standard" for like 5 years.

Zendaya is tall and skinny and can pull off pretty much any outfit you put on her including couture items straight from the Versace archives. Therefore designers are always excited to work with her.

As an actress she’s fine, nothing special but she’s clearly professional to work with and isn’t going to lose your production money. It doesn’t hurt that she also can play a variety of races. She’s media trained and clearly not stupid so she’s not gonna run her mouth about Palestine or troons and attract pointless controversy.

People like to use plain-looking photos of her from movie roles as some sort of dunk that she’s ugly but being able to play a variety of attractiveness levels is a huge asset for an actor. Charlize Theron and Nicole Kidman and Matthew McConaughey have to go under hours of makeup to look convincingly like regular people and not movie stars. Being too good looking can be a negative, Angelina Jolie is a good actress but people just don’t buy her as a regular person which has hamstrung her career.

Side note, I think Lizzo has a really beautiful face and when she finally hits a healthy weight and gets the loose skin fixed up she’ll probably be a bombshell. Very curious to see how the media will handle her return in a year or so.

 

[scaruser52]

Not sure if mentioned but Sabrina Carpenter is probably my pick for the most overblown star when it comes to attractiveness. She’s fine but people act like she is legitimately Marilyn Monroe or any attractive woman from history when it’s not true.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

How Bill Murray was ever pushed as a romantic lead confounds me. Who asked for this? Did female audiences actually find him attractive at the time, or was he purely self-insert for men? He's looked 50 since he was 25. He's also not funny, imo, and most of his characters are just "I'm an asshole, now laugh."
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Come on don't tell me your pant is not on fire after seeing that

Spoiler: Trunk hunk

 

[NoBueno]

I have been told younger people think Billie Eilish is really attractive. I don't believe it. As in not just girls, but young men and teenagers.

I didn't hear anything from guys about Billie Eilish until she dropped the jumpsuit. Then it was just Sydney Sweeney again

I think the younger guys saw her around when they were younger, so its like the beanpole girl you used to know next door as a kid shows up older with a rack

 

[Screamer_2]

People like to use plain-looking photos of her from movie roles as some sort of dunk that she’s ugly but being able to play a variety of attractiveness levels is a huge asset for an actor. Charlize Theron and Nicole Kidman and Matthew McConaughey have to go under hours of makeup to look convincingly like regular people and not movie stars. Being too good looking can be a negative, Angelina Jolie is a good actress but people just don’t buy her as a regular person which has hamstrung her career.

Reminds me of this classic Jim Gaffigan bit. I timestamped it, but the previous bit is still worth watching.

 

[Lady Bizness]

Did anyone say Gwenyth Paltrow? Like, when she was a starlet. I never met one man or boy who liked her at her peak, and she was in fucking everything.

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

On that note, people thought Martin Freeman, who played John Watson in BBC's 'Sherlock' and was one of the biggest ships at the time, was hot. He has chimpanzee ears and generally sounds insufferable to be around.

I was on Tumblr during the worst of the Sherlock zeitgeist, and even then I genuinely thought people were joking about finding him hot. He looks like a perpetually pissed off gremlin. I truly do not get why so many teen girls on that website lusted after ugly old British men.

On a related note, idk if it's been said but Harry Styles is ugly as sin and his hairline is tragic. He was always butt ugly even when he was young and didn't wear dresses, but he's even worse now.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

This mongoloid looking closeted faggot.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

I was on Tumblr during the worst of the Sherlock zeitgeist, and even then I genuinely thought people were joking about finding him hot. He looks like a perpetually pissed off gremlin. I truly do not get why so many teen girls on that website lusted after ugly old British men.

I didn't find this surprising at all, he was awkward and insecure and cute in a non-threatening way. He looked like the cutest version of a nerdy boy in math class who might be interested in *you*, gawky teenage girl/gay on Tumblr. I thought he and Cumberbatch were great casting as physical contrasts, his rounded mousiness made Cumberbatch's weird alien angularity all the more striking, and vice versa. Entirely unsurprising that he was cast as Frodo Baggins.

However, like most boyish men, Freeman has aged horribly.

 

[Chandelier]

Take any female celeb, search “before and after” and it’s wild to see their noses/chins/eyes change.
Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, Beyoncé.

Beyonce trying to look like a Targaryen is hilarious to me. The black community and black Twitter views her as the pinnacle of black beauty when she's a light skinned mutt with significant white heritage. Her great grandaddy isn't deemed a vile racist but you and I are.

 

[Lady Bizness]

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This mongoloid looking closeted faggot.

I'm sorry this is the 100th mention of this guy posted and so now it's finally settling in that this is a real issue. I haven't been paying attention to who all these current Hollywood people are so I do not know who this guy is. You all weren't kidding, this is terrible. What is that face? It doesn't go with that body or those pants. Why would anyone push this guy as hot?

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

I'm sorry this is the 100th mention of this guy posted and so now it's finally settling in that this is a real issue. I haven't been paying attention to who all these current Hollywood people are so I do not know who this guy is. You all weren't kidding, this is terrible. What is that face? It doesn't go with that body or those pants. Why would anyone push this guy as hot?

Assuming you aren't just posing, honestly impressive to me that you've managed to miss Pedro Pascal, who in my capacity as a celebrity obsessed megabitch I can say is THE most overexposed actor of the 21st century and possibly ever. The man is starring in everything: Gladiator 2, The Mandalorian, Wonder Woman, The Last of Us, Narcos, and not one but two big movies this summer, the romcom The Materialists and capeshit Fantastic Four: This Time It'll Work, We Promise (subtitle my own).

He's in his fifties and has been around longer than most people realize (he was in an ep of Buffy the Vampire Slayer!) but he really got his start as ambiguously ethnic bisexual hottie Oberyn Martell in Game of Thrones, a charming rake whose death was notoriously gruesome and horrifying even by the standards of that borderline grindhouse series.

IMO what people don't like about Pedro can be broadly divided into five categories, in descending order of importance: 1. His overexposure (see above). 2. His politics (he's pro-troon, has a troon sibling and is virulently anti-J.K. Rowling). 3. His sexuality (he's almost certainly openly gay in his personal life, but professionally he keeps it on the low-low, most likely for marketability reasons, which some see as hypocritical given issue number two). 4. His style (he and his stylist always swing for the fences and the result is that he usually looks like a colossal hipster dickhead on the red carpet). 5. His family background (it's complicated, but basically his dad got kicked out of Chile and it just gets weirder from there).

Personally, I think absent the above baggage he's quite hot in an unconventional way, but I get why people get hung up on said baggage.

 

[Turquoise]

I didn't find this surprising at all, he was awkward and insecure and cute in a non-threatening way. He looked like the cutest version of a nerdy boy in math class who might be interested in *you*, gawky teenage girl/gay on Tumblr. I thought he and Cumberbatch were great casting as physical contrasts, his rounded mousiness made Cumberbatch's weird alien angularity all the more striking, and vice versa. Entirely unsurprising that he was cast as Frodo Baggins.

However, like most boyish men, Freeman has aged horribly.

Martin Freeman was boyish? Didn't he debut as a clapped out mid-30s office drone?

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

I think it's either cause that dude clearly has the good drugs, or because Hollywood
is so full of plastic cheeseheads that a real schizo is a breath of fresh air.

Probably the drugs tho.

I thought it was the rumor of his massive dick, that landed him the title as "favorite rebound"

 

[Señora Airi]

I was on Tumblr during the worst of the Sherlock zeitgeist, and even then I genuinely thought people were joking about finding him hot. He looks like a perpetually pissed off gremlin. I truly do not get why so many teen girls on that website lusted after ugly old British men.

This begs the question ladies:
Which hobbit do you find the hottest?

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

This begs the question ladies:
Which hobbit do you find the hottest?

It was ages ago that I saw the movie in theaters, but at the time it was Kili, with Thorin as a close second.

Edit: I'm retarded I thought you were asking about characters from The Hobbit.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

Martin Freeman was boyish? Didn't he debut as a clapped out mid-30s office drone?

Yeah, but he was babyfaced. The British equivalent is I suppose "elfin."

This begs the question ladies:
Which hobbit do you find the hottest?

Sam, hands down, no question. The only real man in the Shire.