FOURTH OF JULY GENERAL

[𒀭Δημιουργός χάος]

Happy 4th of July burgerfrens.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Is it normal for anyone else that different towns have fireworks on different nights? I can go to 4th celebrations four days in a row if I wanted to.

 

[Too Sneed to care]

Were i live they canceled the fireworks show, thank God for the local baseball team doing fireworks

 

[Muskie]

Time to drink some beer, grill some burgers, watch fireworks, and thank God I'm not British.

 

[Moths]

time for my favourite america short

 

[Boss Hawg]

As much as I hate the government, corporations, and idiots that wander and waste this nations greatest moments…

I FUCKING LOVE AMERICA!!!!!

I FUCKING LOVE AMERICAN VALUES!!!!

I FUCKING LOVE AMERICANS!!!!

Today marks the 249th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence, our way of telling the retard monarch of Britain to fuck off and leave us the Hell alone. Our best days are yet to come, Lord willing, I and the rest of my fellow patriots will get to live in those days for the rest of our days.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I've been smoking a brisket since 8pm last night. Lunch is gonna be lit!

 

[Arbiter]

 

[GeekUSA]

Isn’t that in 2026 (seeing as it was founded in 1776)?

A real American doesn't know math

 

[Kongou Posting]

Another glorious year to the most blessed nation on earth

 

[Star Classic]

A happy 4th to all fellow ameribros.

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

 

[Anonitolia]

GOD BLESS AMERICA


here are some FUN BALD EAGLE FACTS

• BALD EAGLES are objectively better than all other sea eagles
• nobody has ever heard a real BALD EAGLE cry. they have only heard his Cousin Substitute make Vaguely Bald Eaglish Noises in his stead. perhaps we shall someday uncover the true sound of America and no longer need such substitution? here is a Sample of his Cousin Substitute's magnificent work

• BALD EAGLES are not BALD. they are named for their PIEBALD PATTERNS. the name PIEBALD EAGLE was too long, and supposedly too tasty, to remain official. however, this has made the Bald Eagle's Majestic Name into an insult against his magnificent hairline... a compromise must be reached.
• BALD EAGLES only nest in THE MOST PATRIOTIC of states. If your state is not the darkest red on this map, YOU ARE NOT PATRIOTIC ENOUGH. you are simply an American Territory, and not Glorious America itself. do better!!

that's all for this round of

BALD EAGLE FACTS

enjoy your three-fourths of july

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Happy Independence Day to all who celebrate.

 

[Core Theorist]

I love America!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Happy 4th of July! Go blow something up with your family!

 

[Bunny Tracks]

The only reason Aaron Carter dying sucks is because it means we'll never get an actual studio version of this. We'll be stuck with this live version forever.

Happy 4th of July! Get fucked, Europoors! Always remember that we rule the world now, not you!

 

[SquareNerd]

 

[Autistic Gunspergings]

Burgers grilling
Canucks coping
Euros seething
Trannies roping
Saars redeeming
Life is good

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

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Euros love to banter USA, but its all in good fun, honestly we love that there is a place that protects and provides forums where we can say the N word.

Holy shit, I've had this EXACT conversation with Euros when I've visited and they all react the same way. They are completely unable to articulate any response except "DATS RACIST"