FOURTH OF JULY GENERAL

my dog is suffering through my neighbors who seemingly bought out the entire fireworks tent. tried to put him in a quieter room but he absolutely will not move away from me. i feel for him :( this is going to be a long night.
at least i calmed him down to the point he's only panic barking at the stupidly loud ones
 
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I spent the evening eating a Chicago dog and watching the city's fireworks display from the rooftop of a parking garage like a block away with some fellow white trash.

I've been to a couple PGI conventions so usually fireworks ain't nothin to me man, but it's a very different experience seeing them go off at effectively eye level. Would recommend.

I'm tempted to say the best part about watching fireworks from the roof of a parking garage is that it costs a miniscule fee, so much like mountains there are no niggers up there. But genuinely, the best part was being able to see all the other fireworks going off at the same time a county over, and being reminded that we're all celebrating our independence together across the whole country.

Happy Independence Day, my fellow Americans. Live free or die.
 
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Meat Target said:
It's a bummer my local cops switched to secure scanners. The 4th and New Years always guaranteed local lulz. Like that time there was a drunken stabbing in my neighborhood.
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At last night's pre-4th of July celebration I got to watch 6 cop cars pull up to arrest a drunk 15 year old for punching someone while calling them a nigger. All parties involved were white and i have no reason to believe the invocation of the big N was related to the arrest it's just a fun detail. Small towns rock.
 
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Fantastic show this 4th. Both townships where I live put together some great firework displays. You can watch both from roughly the same vantage point, and they stagger the start times so one begins when the other ends.

A solid hour of great pyrotechnics.
 
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No fireworks because I live in a location full of pussies. Not even the promised drone "fireworks" because everyone claims to be too depressed about Trump. And yet, there's still some dumb bitch on Nextdoor posting a video of her nervous dog claiming it's because of the fireworks shows...which aren't happening.
Husband found a 15 year old firework in the closet and made the boys' night. How sad. Wish I could take them back to my old neighborhood back around the late 80s, my dad drunk off his ass putting on a show along with the other drunk dads.
 
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God Bless the United States my fellow kiwi friends
that american feel.webp
 
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Alright Kiwibros (and applicable women, I know there's some of you here), sound off, whose fingers survived the 4th? I know mine did.
 
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