Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

[Phouquehead]

But Ashtray, how can you become a father if you have all those headaches? And bone spurs? And constantly itchy skin? And lung problems? And urinary problems? And tummy aches? The theoretical mother of your child won't want to take care of your crippled ass in addition to your turbo sped hellspawn... that you wouldn't be able to conceive anyway because YOU DO NOT PRODUCE SPERM. Also why does she word it this way? She just wants to nut inside someone and then fuck off and not actually take care of either the mother or kid? She just wants to pass on her horrendous genes, or "dominate" some skank by knocking her up as some kind of revenge? Good luck with that.

Back to the subject of whether she suffers migraines or not, I know she uses whatever owie she experiences as an excuse to not work and help out around the house, and to gain pity. My point was that she might not be misusing a medical term for once because plenty of women suffer the occasional migraine, especially if they live like trash goblins. I'm willing to believe she really is very unhealthy and suffers chronic pain, but it is her responsibility to manage these issues herself instead of whining on FB and expecting whatever "friends" she has left to magically cure her through the screen.

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What a twanzfobic piece of shit!!! Doesn't she know she can impregnate a troon's imaginary womb with her imaginary penis 'n' balls?! Ugly front hole-having TERF who deserves to be brutally raped and murdered for not affirming totally real women!

 

[Dysnomia]

Speaking of sake, alcohol is also a migraine and headache trigger, so she could just be having a bunch of hangovers. Especially if all the other fluids she drinks throughout the day are only sugary and caffeinated. It costs nothing to drink water and stop drinking booze, Ass-ton.

She has the maturity of a toddler and won't do anything she doesn't want to even if it will make her feel better.

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But Ashtray, how can you become a father if you have all those headaches? And bone spurs? And constantly itchy skin? And lung problems? And urinary problems? And tummy aches? The theoretical mother of your child won't want to take care of your crippled ass in addition to your turbo sped hellspawn... that you wouldn't be able to conceive anyway because YOU DO NOT PRODUCE SPERM. Also why does she word it this way? She just wants to nut inside someone and then fuck off and not actually take care of either the mother or kid? She just wants to pass on her horrendous genes, or "dominate" some skank by knocking her up as some kind of revenge? Good luck with that.

Back to the subject of whether she suffers migraines or not, I know she uses whatever owie she experiences as an excuse to not work and help out around the house, and to gain pity. My point was that she might not be misusing a medical term for once because plenty of women suffer the occasional migraine, especially if they live like trash goblins. I'm willing to believe she really is very unhealthy and suffers chronic pain, but it is her responsibility to manage these issues herself instead of whining on FB and expecting whatever "friends" she has left to magically cure her through the screen.

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What a twanzfobic piece of shit!!! Doesn't she know she can impregnate a troon's imaginary womb with her imaginary penis 'n' balls?! Ugly front hole-having TERF who deserves to be brutally raped and murdered for not affirming totally real women!

Yes Ashton. You are going to impregnate a woman with your imaginary stomach penis. Just as nature intended. Then you can sit on your ass all day eating and painting traced art over messy red slop backgrounds while your "hot chick" does all the work. Thank God this is all 100% anatomically impossible and just the delusion of a crazy person.

Sad thing is, a desperate troon is the best she can get as long as she refuses to drop the gender LARP.

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

What if some gendergoblin pretending to be a human female shoots the troon syrup into Ash-ton and get him/her/xe pregaganent? Even though M'Lord is 40, it's possible his ovaries are still functional enough to produce something destined to live under a bridge and ask passing travelers questions.

 

[Kosher Dill]

something destined to live under a bridge and ask passing travelers questions.

Traveler, you must answer me these questions three:
Why?
Why??
Why???

 

[Falcon Sebben]

The fact that she's so focused on being with a woman and knocking her up is bad enough. Actually thinking that some woman is that desperate to get Pixy's stomach penis inside her is even worse.

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

The fact that she's so focused on being with a woman and knocking her up is bad enough. Actually thinking that some woman is that desperate to get Pixy's stomach penis inside her is even worse.

So, like every other tranny, she is just a coomer who probably has a euphoria wide-on all the time?

 

[knux]

The fact that she's so focused on being with a woman and knocking her up is bad enough. Actually thinking that some woman is that desperate to get Pixy's stomach penis inside her is even worse.

This delusional fantasy she has is so bizarre and disturbing. I wonder if it's due to her biological clock ticking and since she doesn't want to be a woman anymore. She reframes it so she is a man and the father instead?

 

[Umaibae]

Funnier than her caption is that Facebook content farm slop page posting a definition of ikegai with text that says “Happy New Year” lmao what??

Surely a True and Honest Nihonjin Mannu would know this.

 

[Stinkyboy]

I loled at that NYC shit
she would off herself

 

[Phouquehead]

Funnier than her caption is that Facebook content farm slop page posting a definition of ikegai with text that says “Happy New Year” lmao what??

Surely a True and Honest Nihonjin Mannu would know this.

Dumbass probably didn't even look at the hiragana at all, just the ikegai/reason to live part. As if anyone cares what her "ikegai" is, it's not like she's ever genuinely suicidal or battling a terminal illness (yet, lol). Does she think regularly posting WANT WOMAN on her page will amount to anything?


Being "chibi" is the least of her problems! Straight women don't look at her as a prospective partner because she looks like both a butch lesbian and an obvious sped. Maybe work on those parts instead, starting with showering daily and also stop wearing that bowl cut hair piece/wig. She always focuses on things she can't control while there's tons of things she could improve but won't because she's lazy and full of herself.

 

[Breadbear]

Dumbass probably didn't even look at the hiragana at all, just the ikegai/reason to live part. As if anyone cares what her "ikegai" is, it's not like she's ever genuinely suicidal or battling a terminal illness (yet, lol). Does she think regularly posting WANT WOMAN on her page will amount to anything?

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Being "chibi" is the least of her problems! Straight women don't look at her as a prospective partner because she looks like both a butch lesbian and an obvious sped. Maybe work on those parts instead, starting with showering daily and also stop wearing that bowl cut hair piece/wig. She always focuses on things she can't control while there's tons of things she could improve but won't because she's lazy and full of herself.

How will I ever find a chick as a short, Chibi man?

I swear to God, she doesn't know what words mean

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Her (mis)using random Japanese words is a very early/mid 00s fandom thing. It was especially prevalent in fanfic circles and considered juvenile and silly even then. I don’t think I’ve seen someone write an anime girl screaming “hentai” instead of “pervert” even as a joke for almost decades. Seeing Pixy do it this often now is bizarre. I’m half expecting her to talk about wanting to do the Caramelldansen, glomp girls, or avoid being whacked with a yaoi paddle at San Japan at this rate. She is that trapped in 2007.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Being "chibi" is the least of her problems! Straight women don't look at her as a prospective partner because she looks like both a butch lesbian and an obvious sped. Maybe work on those parts instead, starting with showering daily and also stop wearing that bowl cut hair piece/wig. She always focuses on things she can't control while there's tons of things she could improve but won't because she's lazy and full of herself.

LOL at Pixy with the classic incel "women hate me bc I'm shoooooooooort" whine!

 

[Dysnomia]

Dumbass probably didn't even look at the hiragana at all, just the ikegai/reason to live part. As if anyone cares what her "ikegai" is, it's not like she's ever genuinely suicidal or battling a terminal illness (yet, lol). Does she think regularly posting WANT WOMAN on her page will amount to anything?

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Being "chibi" is the least of her problems! Straight women don't look at her as a prospective partner because she looks like both a butch lesbian and an obvious sped. Maybe work on those parts instead, starting with showering daily and also stop wearing that bowl cut hair piece/wig. She always focuses on things she can't control while there's tons of things she could improve but won't because she's lazy and full of herself.

Chibi? Again with the random Japanese no one on her feed is going to understand. I swear she's just a hair's breadth away from thinking she's Japanese again. I was looking through her ED. Here's her DNA results meltdown. DIE IN A BURNING BIT OF FLAME!



As a bonus, here's the infamous "Crying in a Target bathroom" picture. Fishing for asspats after someone (probably Debbie) told her to stop flashing her tits so much and get serious. This was also when she worked at Target. So I wonder if she was trying to forgo the smock of service and cosplay Kokoro at work. Notice the Kokoro hair style. Even back then she was low key skinwalking all over the place. Now it's Vanitas lenses instead. But the song remains the same.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

It's actually pretty funny how she misuses Japanese like this. Just replaces a word with a Japanese word and think it makes a 1:1 connection.

It reminds me so much of random fanfics where the author just throws in a random Japanese word for no reason in a situation where nobody is Japanese and it doesn't serve the story.

LOL at Pixy with the classic incel "women hate me bc I'm shoooooooooort" whine!

She needs an excuse why women aren't interested in jumping on her stomach penis.

Chibi? Again with the random Japanese no one on her feed is going to understand. I swear she's just a hair's breadth away from thinking she's Japanese again. I was looking through her ED. Here's her DNA results meltdown. DIE IN A BURNING BIT OF FLAME!

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As a bonus, here's the infamous "Crying in a Target bathroom" picture. Fishing for asspats after someone (probably Debbie) told her to stop flashing her tits so much and get serious. This was also when she worked at Target. So I wonder if she was trying to forgo the smock of service and cosplay Kokoro at work. Notice the Kokoro hair style. Even back then she was low key skinwalking all over the place. Now it's Vanitas lenses instead. But the song remains the same.

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When your tits are pushed up like that due to your sweater being too small it can be seen as slutty.

Also that lighting isn't helping. It makes her look like a ghoul. Or maybe a sleep paralysis demon.

 

[Phouquehead]

I was looking through her ED. Here's her DNA results meltdown. DIE IN A BURNING BIT OF FLAME!

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What I can extrapolate from this insanity is:
A) someone has to be ethnically Japanese to visit Japan, which is not true, but in Sarah's autismo mind she must think it's wrong for baka gaijin to enter Sacred Nippon and she doesn't want to be a gaijin. She must also think if she loved anime and such so much, she must be Japanese herself, because people don't like things from cultures that aren't theirs...? Did she accidentally predict Tumblrina busybodies crybullying about cultural appropriation in the 2010s?

B) it's her mother's fault that she's not Japanese and therefore neither is Sarah. Keep in mind Debbie ordered the ancestry test for herself and not Sarah, and I guess at this point the tard gave up on the idea that her biological father is Japanese. Or she really, REALLY wanted to be full-blooded, but her bitch mom just HAD to be white. Meanwhile in reality, Sarah gets many of her Super Caucasian features from her disowned white dad who now looks after her pooner ass.

IIRC Sarah was pushing 30 around the time she made that post and it should've been clear to everyone in her life by that point that she's severely delayed and detached from reality if she had a mental breakdown over her own obvious whiteness. She apparently went on to screech about Japan and how much she hates it because how dare they make things that she liked...? I know why she has this extreme maladaptive daydreaming, but it's just sad to see it started so long ago and never went away. She would rather die than accept basic facts about herself, and again, focus on things she can change instead, like being fat and stinky.

 

[Dysnomia]

Also that lighting isn't helping. It makes her look like a ghoul. Or maybe a sleep paralysis demon.

Toilet Bound Ashtonko.

B) it's her mother's fault that she's not Japanese and therefore neither is Sarah. Keep in mind Debbie ordered the ancestry test for herself and not Sarah, and I guess at this point the tard gave up on the idea that her biological father is Japanese. Or she really, REALLY wanted to be full-blooded, but her bitch mom just HAD to be white. Meanwhile in reality, Sarah gets many of her Super Caucasian features from her disowned white dad who now looks after her pooner ass.

It's not like Debbie chose to be white. She just happened to be born to white American parents. That's how it went. Yet to Pixy it's all Debbie's' fault somehow. The fact that she even thought for a hot minute that she was any form of Asian is crazy. She's been delusional for decades now. It's never gonna get any better.

Pixy should be thanking her lucky stars she was at least born somewhere decent. A little twist of fate and she could be living in a mud hut hoping that rain comes before her little plot of crops dries out and her goat dies. She could have been born in some trashfire like Sudan, Somalia, Syria ect... Then she'd really have something to cry about.

 

[ZeroCool129]

It's actually pretty funny how she misuses Japanese like this. Just replaces a word with a Japanese word and think it makes a 1:1 connection.

It reminds me so much of random fanfics where the author just throws in a random Japanese word for no reason in a situation where nobody is Japanese and it doesn't serve the story.


She needs an excuse why women aren't interested in jumping on her stomach penis.


When your tits are pushed up like that due to your sweater being too small it can be seen as slutty.

Also that lighting isn't helping. It makes her look like a ghoul. Or maybe a sleep paralysis demon.

Back bathroom vibes from when I worked Target in my early 20s. The lights always fucking sucked, but what would help

 

[knux]

Her (mis)using random Japanese words is a very early/mid 00s fandom thing. It was especially prevalent in fanfic circles and considered juvenile and silly even then. I don’t think I’ve seen someone write an anime girl screaming “hentai” instead of “pervert” even as a joke for almost decades. Seeing Pixy do it this often now is bizarre. I’m half expecting her to talk about wanting to do the Caramelldansen, glomp girls, or avoid being whacked with a yaoi paddle at San Japan at this rate. She is that trapped in 2007.

She has the mental age of a teenager. Lately she seems to be regressing more and more into the past. Probably as a coping mechanism as her relationship with reality is tenuous at best.

B) it's her mother's fault that she's not Japanese and therefore neither is Sarah. Keep in mind Debbie ordered the ancestry test for herself and not Sarah, and I guess at this point the tard gave up on the idea that her biological father is Japanese. Or she really, REALLY wanted to be full-blooded, but her bitch mom just HAD to be white. Meanwhile in reality, Sarah gets many of her Super Caucasian features from her disowned white dad who now looks after her pooner ass

Pixy wanted to be Asian but instead she's Cajun.

 

[Dysnomia]

Big ol' Pixy dump!

Your brain is male?? Umm no. You act like an offensive female stereotype. A perpetual maiden in distress. There is nothing remotely manly about you or your wrinkled suit, crooked tie and Simple Jack haircut.



New self insert fanfic vomit fest. Vanitas has a dream that his mean dad is dead and he's ready to impregnate Aqua with his totally real flesh meat.

Spoiler: His body was hot. Sticky. Boning. Ung.

"What his diddler wanted to do."
I don't think Pixy understands what people usually associate with the word "diddler".

"Some good bukkake or lemonade for your face".

I could go on forever. It's that bad. Since she keeps writing about pissing on Aqua I don't even want to think about how many times her scummy fuckbuddies participated in watersports with her. The way Vanitas objectifies and degrades Aqua has to be some kind of coping mechanism. It's just as nasty as some of the things we've heard about Pixy's past.

But wait! There's more! This time Vanitas and Aqua get it on in a McDonald's bathroom. He's also wearing makeup to cover his "aging lines" and reveals his "hairy pickle". More pee stuff. It's really bad. At least there's no random Japanese. Pixy must have forgot to include it amongst all the mentions of Vanitas giving Aqua his Grimace shake. Do not read while eating.

Spoiler: Taste my nasty Grimace shake

She wants to cosplay Joker but she's chibi. She then makes a comparison to black girls cosplaying Yuna so why can't she be Joker even though she has chibi stature. OK?

Also she wants to sell her KH yaoi because she's not yaoi anymore. She came out as straight so she doesn't need yaoi doujinshi except maybe to study Japanese.



And finally, if you are a man don't message her about dating., She is not gay. Yeah. Lots of luck finding that chick who wants your stomach penis, Pixy.