The official war has been over for quite a while. Are there skirmshes from local militias or something? But formerly wartorn countries tend to be overrun with organized crime and violent revenge cycles due to years of lawlessness.
Shit could also be blowing up because people are using sketchy generators since what else can you get in motherfucking Syria. Imagine trying to work anything with flammable fuel and/or home-wired electronics in SYRIA.
syria has a fuckton of various clans and ethnic groups, who all fuckin hate each other over petty bullshit, same is true for most arabs to some extent (pan-arabism is a fuckin scam)
there'd always be some infighting down there
Big Fat White Western Woman in Syria?
How many camels for your wife?
Salah now has the upper hand. I give it a few days until he has her wearing the full face veil.
She is prime kidnap for Maple bucks bait.
hard to say, she weighs like 1, maybe 1.5 camels
plus she has a lot of white people money and is easily-exploited
however, she can't rly do any housework or cook or stuff like that
i'd say she's worth 2 camels and 35 goats, just make sure u have other wives to do chores, and u use her as a piggy bank
Gangs killing Druze and Christians. In one week alone, from March 6 to March 12, 2025, 1,614 civilians were killed by pro-government militias, according to the SOHR.
bruh, everyone is killing everyone else in syria, christians, druze, sunnis, alawites, whatever
however, as long as she minds her own business, she'd die from lack of meds for her numerous obesity-related illnesses before she'd get killed
also she is a westerner, so the various gangs are better off kidnapping her for ransom than killing her, cuz 1 dollar is 13000 syrian pounds, yes, this is the right number of zeroes
she could bribe her way out of almost any problen with what is basically pocket change (except being kidnapped for ransom)
until her money runs out, she's probably gonna be safe
ofc if she finds some place where people sell food, she'd burn through all the money she brought with her in a matter of weeks
But local organized crime will know they could get her family to cough up a few thousand if they threaten to cut her fat throat. A $2k payout is a lot of money there. There's literally no way for the Canadian govt to do jack shit about some Damascas neighborhood warlord.
yeah, the moment a major gang finds out about her, she'd get kidnapped for ransom
on the plus-side, they need her alive, so they won't outright kill her
One look at her should set off she must have lots of money, look at all that fat amongst the goat fuckers. Operation Dumbo Drop, potential beheading and ransom beeze.
1$ is 13000 syrian pounds, unless she gets kindapped for ransom, she could buy all the food in damascus for herself, and then get kindapped for ransom
She IS winning, guize. And the soldiers everywhere are like sooo friendly, especially to ladies.
they are friendly to her dollars, she's probably a billionaire by syrian standards
Isnt Syria now daesh country? Bitch fat like that better respect the Ramadan or we'll be seeing her in those Isis decapitation videos assuming they find the neck
daesh lost most of their foothold in syria ages ago
but HTS is an al-qaeda offshoot
How nice, right near the border with Israel where the IDF has tons of forces and fighting could kick off at any time.
tbh we kinda finished the job in lebanon a long time ago (for the most part), there are some occasional strikes on anyone who tries to launch missiles at us, but its very unlikely we'd blow her up
I can't decide whether Salah or Chantal are more retarded.
Salah was almost certainly forced to leave Kuwait. Either he was literally deported, or he left on his own due to the implicit threat of imminent deportation. His family escaped Syria and came to Kuwait for safety and a better future, and this worthless lardbag (who he can't even credibly pretend to be attracted to) forced him to go back into a Mad Max situation. And he still wants to live with her? Is he stupid enough to still think he's ever getting to Canada? Leaving aside the total pipe dream of some retard NEET rape gooner getting to the west, Chantal's defiant mouthing off could actually get them both killed. The current government has only been in power since March 29th and there have already been several coup attempts.
Chantal's idiocy needs no further description, of course. But the two of them together are really something special, a folie à deux of epic proportions. I'm agog.
if they needed to flee to an arab country in the region, they shouldve picked jordan (or egypt), as these ones are relstively stable, as far as arab shitholes go
syria is the worst option they could think of
She is a wealthy woman in Syria. Her July paycheck will be at least a 1000 in a country where the average after-tax monthly income is about 43.80 per the Numeo link I posted a few pages back.
Syria is one of the poorest countries in the world. Anyone reading this thread who has 500 bucks to their name? Congratulations, you're King Shit by Syrian standards.
she could probably bribe a local gang to guarentee her safety
I will truly be impressed if she manages to stay fat.
she has enough dollars to afford all the food in the markets of damascus
There are armed men at every corner but it's OKAY because they're there to protect not oppress and they're really nice
she can bribe some armed goons to protect her
she is filthy rich by syria standards, that's the only reason she didnt get killed immediately, they know she's a westerner with dollars
I vote: "Gets swollen diabetes foot stuck in Arab squat toilet. Unable to extract her, local Syrian paramilitary robs her while she dies on the outhouse floor"
You can tell Syria is safer than Canada because you never see 20 guys with AK47s and RPGs standing at every major intersection in Ottawa.
But don't worry, Muslims respect her because she's a converted Muslima!
Uh oh, oops:
as long as she stays inside and pays a bribe to the local goons to keep her safe, she'a gonna be fine until the money runs out
That poor cat.
cats are well-adapted to this climate, they were originally domesticated in egypt, if the cat runs away, it could survive on mice and rats
There is a non-zero chance she'll be killed by Israeli bombs now
tbh we dont operate much in syria right now, we mostly destroyed assad's former weapons stashes so they won't be used against us (this doesnt mean we stopped, if there's smth there that we need to blow up, we will)
And before anyone asks, Israel is literally the only functional/first world nation in that fucking region. Whether you love Israel or hate it, Israel is the only nation in the region with 1) running clean water 2) easy access to western medicine 3) Has fast food options which the rest of the world has (and you can get a cheeseburger if you aren't down to follow Kosher/hallal) 4) Consistant and constant electricity (you know like every first world fucking nation). 5) Has laws in place that allow you to say and do stupid shit, and the goverment/police actually enforce them even if they think you are an ass. 6) Not fucking corrupt 7) won't kill you or allow a mob to kill you if you insult God/Muhmmad/Jesus/Jews/be an atheist.
we don't want her fat ass lmao
also we are corrupt, but not on the same level as our neighbors
also also we actually sell excess water to jordan so their peasants won't rebel, cuz we need their king to keep em under check, so its a win-win, we get a quiet border, king hussein gets to not be beheaded on live TV by his peasants, and the peasants don't die from dehydration
Is that place even still open? The arabs are the type of people to burn down the nearest golden arches because they got McDonald's in Israel.
they need to eat or they starve, and McD is cheap
This will end badly for either Chantal or the rest of the world if she's radicalized and goes all jihadisty
if she finds a bomb vest that fits around her, and blows up, her fat will be like napalm, she could firebomb an entire housing block
Just so people understand while there is no brand name fast food like McDonalds, Starbucks and the other slop, but there are hundreds of independent fast food restaurants that have all sorts of shit like fried chicken, burgers, sugar filled shit and its going to be dirt, dirt cheap and tons of places will deliver (depending on where she is within Damascus)
Bitch is going to be able to get so much fucking food for so fucking cheap that she might cause an international incident by way of destabilizing Syria's food security with how much fast food she can buy.
on the plus-side, she's gonna solve syria's poverty problem
She can’t possibly contain any nutritional value.
calories are calories when ur almost starving
He's going to need a machete to cut that throat.
maybe these ceremonial swords used for chopping off heads could work
fresh-picked olive right off the tree
olives can't be eaten raw, u gotta soak em in water, and then cure em, or they are like eating bitter pebbles
That's one of my favorite lines from that live. She thinks olive trees next to the street in Damascus, a giant dry city of nearly 3 million people, are "wild olives". No one tending or watering them, no one owning all those olive trees in a food-insecure warzone.
also olives are inedible when raw
IDF one they hear Guntal is in Syria :
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(It says “Don’t fuck with cats” in Hebrew)
with a typo, its actuslly written:
אל תתעסקו עם חתולים
They'll launch her in tel aviv out of religious zeal, such weapon will guarantee victorious jihad against the jews alhamdulillah
i dout they have missiles with enough thrust to launch with her tied to em
there’s also nothing with THC in it either
lebanon used to be a major weed producer tho, as its a large part of hezbollah's funding, but i doubt hezb is capable of resuming production in its current state
and syria has captagon (which would probably help her lose weight)
That hood ornemant/ After market thing Aarabs buy and put on cus its fancy.
arabs really fuckin love aftermarket modding their cars with all sorts of tacky shit
Forget about the bombs, I'm wondering how she's going to avoid dying from heatstroke with only a few hours of electricity per day. With how fat she is, it must be tough without air conditioning, since Syria apparently ranges from 80-100 degrees fahrenheit during the summer. I hope that Syrian houses are good at blocking heat.
she probably gets most of her water intake from the copious amounts of food she's shoveling down her gullet
The reports of Israel stopping its strikes in Syria have been greatly exaggerated.
we never said we stopped, we said we toned down
I don't see Tubbs suddenly developing an adventurous palate.
it's either eating deep-fried goat kebabs, or eating less food
we both know the answer
Pfffffft, Chantal's gunt can defect bullets easily.
it wouldn't save her from getting magdumped after the arab realizes the first few shots got absorbed by the blubber
I thought stealing is haram under Sharia and they chop your hand off o algo?
getting
caught stealing is gonna get ur arm chopped off
but she can hide a small house in her fat folds and nobody could tell the difference
Well the Lebanese border is an hour drive away.
jordan would be marginally less shitty, their king keeps some semblence of stability
