Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Tiresome]

I hope they get John Goodman to play Chantal

Can't, he lost too much weight. I'd say resurrect Louie Anderson but give him the kind of steroids that make you endlessly furious.

 

[autoerotic bus accident]

Gods above witness me, she's gonna get a bad batch of water combined with a violent thirst that cannot be slaked and basically inhale an unholy fuckload of something violated by bacteria and/or viruses.

I cannot stress to you enough that waterborne diseases are a real, actual and present threat to her. Syria experienced a resurgence of cholera in 2023 and outbreaks continue, including in and around Damascus.

The country's water infrastructure is severely fucked. Organisms that cause what medfags delicately term "acute watery diarrhea" are plentiful, with over 90% of water samples testing positive for E. coli. The sparse availability of fuel also means sewage treatment plants can't run as much as they should, so raw sewage and general basic sanitation are very, very real public health concerns and while it's worst in the Northeast, it's bad all over the country.

A normal person would have received vaccines for cholera, typhoid, and probably also rabies and hep A (at a minimum) before traveling to Syria.

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

I hope they get John Goodman to play Chantal

He would have to wear a fat suit. And be a huge bitchy cunt on top of that.

So I don't think John Goodman would be a great choice.

Maybe Rosie O'Donnell in a fat suit.

 

[A borscht-on]

Chrissy Metz is the only choice to play Chantal. She has almost the same fucked-up shape as her. Can't link a pic right now but Google her; she'd be perfect.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Syria is run by Al Qaeda. Their first act was to release all the terrorists and violent criminals. Syria is exceptionally dangerous. Literally Afghanistan is a safer place.

You, a fat "revert" woman will be stoned if you display even a hint of independence. If I were a fat Canadian woman in Syria I would fear for my life.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

It's a very unpopular opinion around here, but the sad truth is that life in Syria has more offer to Chantal than anything in Canada right now. In Syria, she has a beater car, a man to deal with the locals and real life problems, a cat she actually likes, and, soon, a house without a landlord. The a-logs can't touch her there. Whatever passes for the Syrian government isn't going to give a shit about too many border hops or complaints from crazy cat ladies. Even without stable utilities and access to medical care that she refuses to use anyways, it beats Smee's couch and being hounded by a-logs. I get why she chose Syria and don't blame her. Chantal was never cut out for normie life.

I'm not sure if that's a big W. When you go to the third world or something similar and your location is basically a bunch of question marks, your days of getting harassed by A-logs and weens are over. But then people like Cyrax or Pixyteri, who are well-documented, can still enjoy the comforts of fast food, potable water, and working electricity, while Ralph or Chantal can't.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I cannot stress to you enough that waterborne diseases are a real, actual and present threat to her. Syria experienced a resurgence of cholera in 2023 and outbreaks continue, including in and around Damascus.

The country's water infrastructure is severely fucked. Organisms that cause what medfags delicately term "acute watery diarrhea" are plentiful, with over 90% of water samples testing positive for E. coli. The sparse availability of fuel also means sewage treatment plants can't run as much as they should, so raw sewage and general basic sanitation are very, very real public health concerns and while it's worst in the Northeast, it's bad all over the country.

A normal person would have received vaccines for cholera, typhoid, and probably also rabies and hep A (at a minimum) before traveling to Syria.

 

[Tiresome]

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And here was the one I was thinking of

 

[Flaw Peacock]

Maybe Rosie O'Donnell in a fat suit.

Roseanne. She's sufficiently cunty.

Chrissy Metz is the only choice to play Chantal.

What about Jessica Gunning? We know she's good at playing bunny boilers.

 

[Who Now]

She is thinking Syria is going to be temporary and they will go to the next country Poop Scoop is able to. So she thinks living there will be tolerable enough for the short term. If any Syrian experts know, how easy is it now for her to leave? I know she had to do the drive in method, so I'm wondering if leaving would be so easy

God how stupid can you be? Leaving Canada for that shit? Good Christ, woman.

We still, after all this time, are shocked at her stupidity. Shame on us for always being so surprised

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

She said to Salad something along the lines of…
“<giggle giggle giggle> Did Julia watch the missiles with you, dahdah?”

Doesn’t reek to me of someone who possesses any maternal instincts toward the cat she supposedly cannot live without.

They should put her outside as an anti missile defense. Either it bounces off of her and back at the enemy in 1930s cartoon style, or everyone hides behind her to completely avoid the blast because of her mass. They could even use her AS a missile. Just rig up a catapult and launch her at the enemy. The landing would cause such a massive shockwave like an actual nuclear blast. Instead of kilotons, they'd count it in chantals, a whole new mathematical formula.

 

[NvII iS 8ulLt f0R 88C]

Syria is run by Al Qaeda. Their first act was to release all the terrorists and violent criminals. Syria is exceptionally dangerous. Literally Afghanistan is a safer place.

You, a fat "revert" woman will be stoned if you display even a hint of independence. If I were a fat Canadian woman in Syria I would fear for my life.

Any footage of Damascus (ik it's the capital city but my argument still applies) you search online by those travel dudebros who travel to retarded places disproves this. The women mostly use headscarves and not durka burkas like in Afganistan. There are also a normal ratio of women to men on the streets. If Syria kills Cutie, it will be the turd world diseases or the lack of hospitals; not durka durka action, which would be very funny indeed, but most probably won't happen.

I searched "Travel to Syria/Afganistan" and these are the first two shots I got from the streets.

 

[Pootayne]

I have always said I was going to persevere in order to see the ending, but no one, not even the most outrageous novelist, could have seen this final chapter playing out this way.

I’m just not going to have a bingo card anymore.

He would have to wear a fat suit. And be a huge bitchy cunt on top of that.

So I don't think John Goodman would be a great choice.

Maybe Rosie O'Donnell in a fat suit.

Danny DeVito

 

[cybertoaster]

She's in Syria?
Live now

Shes with salah and Julia. He's guffawing in the background.
Salah is saying he's been hearing bombs and missiles?
There's no running water.... She's saying that's fine because she has to rough it? Cope in full effect.
She's marevlling that the streets have olive trees. No nashie trees tho.
She says she will be eating less. There's no fast food chains there!?
"This to me.. Is exciting!"
Says she had to show "the marriage thing" to "even get here"
They get a certain amount of electricity a day. Every 5 hours they get 1 hour of electricity. The power goes out often. They are using solar power. The grid is being rebuilt. "its economical!"
"It's not what you guys think at all"
Syria has "THE BEST HEALTHCARE IN THE WORLD" for the hour they get their electricity maybe

https://www.youtube.com/live/_DZem38svTo

The islamists blew up a church a few weeks ago, she's gonna have a nice time over there...

 

[Gay Mouth]

full of typos

And fully retarded. Did you really tag null to promise you weren’t going to touch the foodie beauty poo, you just want a cheeky Netflix doc? Your brain injury is manifesting in more ways than tumblr special powers

 

[Barbarella]

The initial days of checking their sky rocketing YT income will make her giddy until she realizes she can’t easily spend it on anything she wants because she’s stuck in Syria.

I don’t know how much attention you’ve paid to Chins lately, but there is no skyrocketing income. For her, at least. The live where she announced she was in Syria still sits at 21k views. Her superchats are minimal.

I’m sure FFG and other reactors are doing well and making bank on this development, but not Chantal. I think nearly everybody follows her through their favorite reactor - or us. Nobody who doesn’t make money off her can sit through her.

And she is furious about that, but it’s 100% her fault. She’s never learned to be a good live streamer-she interrupts every thought we might want to hear by saying hello to somebody, or by eating through everything or by growling at her cat. She can’t finish a sentence. Plus 90% of what she talks about is food. Chantal is just using her chat to live her fantasy of being the popular girl at the lunch table.

Lots of streamers start out excited for people who join and call out their names, and interrupt everything they say for unrelated superchats or a comment. Most soon figure out how to be less disjointed- they don’t need to say hi to everybody who comes in, they read and thank the chats at timed intervals or the end of the stream or somehow learn to make it unobtrusive-they let the topic shine. Even mukbangers have to have some flow to the chat which Chins never figured out and which is reflected in her watch numbers.

She’s excruciating to watch. Her days of making money are well and truly done. She might make 1 or 2k a month including memberships and cameo but she’s not going to be sitting around watching her bank account fill up to 25k any time soon. It’s just enough to feed her and house her-barely. She hasn’t even been Amazon beezing for a long time-it’s all food.

And even with “the cost of living” being cheap in Syria, Chantal needs a LOT of food, a lot of gasoline and a lot of electricity. If there are ways to bribe people to get more, she’ll do it. She’ll tell you she’s a tough chick who can suffer but she’s really not. She gets maniac bursts of energy that allow her to fly 12 hours, but then when the mania and adrenaline subsides, she’s a fearful baby who needs her creature comforts. Which aren’t much more than food, internet and weed-and Salah.

So no, she is not making bank on this but FFG will probably get her house.

It wouldn’t surprise me if Chantal was already out of Syria, tbh.

 

[Peripatetic Nomad]

Chrissy Metz is the only choice to play Chantal. She has almost the same fucked-up shape as her.

Maybe Beanie Feldstein, Nikki Blonski, or Ashley Fink (although none are quite fat enough).

 

[Dieter Laser]

special ed

STFU retard. Get your Lou looking hamplanet back to where you came from.

I will not let you ruin this glorious War Zone Beeze for us with your extra chromosome filled nonsense.

Back to the thread - TO EVERYONE WHO SAID I WAS WRONG TO SAY THINGS WERE HAPPENING…

THIS IS CLEARLY A HAPPENING.

Chud non believers BTFO it’s the road to 10k bay bay.

Edit - watching some highlights of her streams and she looks legit afraid. I’ve never seen her look like this.

 

[Here to Gawk]

I'm not sure if that's a big W. When you go to the third world or something similar and your location is basically a bunch of question marks, your days of getting harassed by A-logs and weens are over. But then people like Cyrax or Pixyteri, who are well-documented, can still enjoy the comforts of fast food, potable water, and working electricity, while Ralph or Chantal can't.

The other lolcows possess something Chantal didn't in Canada—a private space to film from. Cyraxx and NAL both film from attics, ALR has her own apartment, KingCobraJFS has his own trailer, even Chris Chan had his own room to film in during his peak. Maybe Chantal would have chosen differently if she could film/seal/gorge from Smee's, but that wasn't an option. In Canada, she was facing a life of couch surfing, no car, not much opportunity to film, and trolls ready to harass any landlord or employer that might give her the time of day if she tried to turn her life around. As strange as it sounds, she has more opportunity available to her in Syria.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

o no, she is not making bank on this but FFG will probably get her house.

It wouldn’t surprise me if Chantal was already out of Syria, tbh.

Not yet, and maybe she won’t get the money she hopes, but it’s a pretty epic stunt. Given the way these things work I figure after the 4th holiday this might get picked up well beyond the Gorl world niche. Her arrival was just announced two days ago, it will take till next week to see if she can milk it properly and others will start giving it oxygen on YT.

The fact is even if she is miserable that will get even more views and superchats. She might be too stupid and proud to harness the hate views if shit goes south, but we will see.

If Chantal learned nothing else it’s that new info about her has value to Gorlworld. Gorlworld will also have more difficulty using this for content vs living in Canada. I think trying to mock FB while she lives in a literal war torn, Islamic, poverty stricken country is outside their wheelhouse and their low IQ audience. Not as easy to be petty but I’m sure they will find some way.

Chantal needed to do something to pull up her YT income and this is certainly something. I’ll be curious what type of views the vlogs she has promised will get. Given that it will take a long time to get videos uploaded it will be a slow drip feed.