Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

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Sneedposting said:
Because generally speaking every kids favorite fruit tends to be watermelon. It's not that deep man
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it is apple, I dont think it is schizo, Ethan like to provoke reaction and his insta is destined to rage bait. Bro I swear BE alone is digging more shit alone on Ethan than this thread, it should be deleted honestly, compeltly worthless.
 
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siaapa said:
it is apple, I dont think it is schizo, Ethan like to provoke reaction and his insta is destined to rage bait. Bro I swear BE alone is digging more shit alone on Ethan than this thread, it should be deleted honestly, compeltly worthless.
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Or just ip ban indians and israelis and see like half of the activity vanish.
 
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Even if it's rage-bait (which is possible), then it's mostly stupid for those that are retarded enough to react. Especially now that Ethan's doing lawfare.
 
Sheryl Nome said:
Maybe they just like watermelon and its got nothing to do with Palestine
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Sneedposting said:
Because generally speaking every kids favorite fruit tends to be watermelon. It's not that deep man
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Are you retarded? Like genuinely brain damaged?

I agree if a random Jew got a tattoo of his kids chowing down on some yummy watermelon then it'd be completely unrelated. But it's Ethan Klein we're talking about. This is so obviously a reference to pro-Palestinian activists using a watermelon as a metaphor to the Palestinian flag. What about this makes you think Ethan just "accidentally" made this reference? He's spent literal years malding about Hasan and Palestine, what makes you thing this is a weird coincidence? He is very obviously trolling and angling for a reaction. If you think that's schizo, go read his shitpost lawsuits where he compares Hasan to the Grand Mufti despite being unable to sue Hasan. And if you do all that and think I'm schizo, go adjust your lithium dosage.
 
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AssignedEva said:
Are you retarded? Like genuinely brain damaged?

I agree if a random Jew got a tattoo of his kids chowing down on some yummy watermelon then it'd be completely unrelated. But it's Ethan Klein we're talking about. This is so obviously a reference to pro-Palestinian activists using a watermelon as a metaphor to the Palestinian flag. What about this makes you think Ethan just "accidentally" made this reference? He's spent literal years malding about Hasan and Palestine, what makes you thing this is a weird coincidence? He is very obviously trolling and angling for a reaction. If you think that's schizo, go read his shitpost lawsuits where he compares Hasan to the Grand Mufti despite being unable to sue Hasan. And if you do all that and think I'm schizo, go adjust your lithium dosage.
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I hope you someday get the help you so clearly need.
 
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AssignedEva said:
Would you like to explain why he chose to depict his kids eating watermelon? Are you credulous enough to think he randomly chose to get a tattoo of his children eating a random fruit for no reason?
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He posted the inspiration photo its from already you schizo tard

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AssignedEva said:
Are you retarded? Like genuinely brain damaged?

I agree if a random Jew got a tattoo of his kids chowing down on some yummy watermelon then it'd be completely unrelated. But it's Ethan Klein we're talking about. This is so obviously a reference to pro-Palestinian activists using a watermelon as a metaphor to the Palestinian flag. What about this makes you think Ethan just "accidentally" made this reference? He's spent literal years malding about Hasan and Palestine, what makes you thing this is a weird coincidence? He is very obviously trolling and angling for a reaction. If you think that's schizo, go read his shitpost lawsuits where he compares Hasan to the Grand Mufti despite being unable to sue Hasan. And if you do all that and think I'm schizo, go adjust your lithium dosage.
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Did i say he did it accidentally you dumb nigger? I believe it was intentional because kids love watermelon you fucking retard, do you remember being a kid? I do, and me and my brothers and cousins always chowed the fuck down on watermelon during summer family gatherings.
Have you ever been to a party that has one of those assorted fruit dishes? in my experience the watermelon is always finished first, followed by the pineapple, the grapes and nobody gives a fuck about melon or cantaloupe.
Watermelon's just fucking delicious you fucking retard
 
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Sneedposting said:
Did i say he did it accidentally you dumb nigger? I believe it was intentional because kids love watermelon you fucking retard, do you remember being a kid? I do, and me and my brothers and cousins always chowed the fuck down on watermelon during summer family gatherings.
Have you ever been to a party that has one of those assorted fruit dishes? in my experience the watermelon is always finished first, followed by the pineapple, the grapes and nobody gives a fuck about melon or cantaloupe.
Watermelon's just fucking delicious you fucking retard
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This is seriously retarded. Since when the fuck do people from the middle east, jews, palestinians, or whatever the fuck else get to dictate anything about watermelon? It's like when people put fried chicken and watermelon together and some fucking karen starts screeching about how it's racist against black people, who the fuck doesn't like some good fried chicken and watermelon?

I refuse to acknowledge watermelon as the symbol of some terrorists, especially because "but but a jew did it!" so fucking what? Jews don't get to dictate that either.
 
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I miss the time when watermelons were just a tasty fruit and not a symbol for political slapfighting on social media.
KKWatDo said:
He posted the inspiration photo its from already you schizo tard

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Hasan: Nice try, Ethan. This picture clearly is a representation of zionist IDF soldiers feasting on Palestinian children.
 
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KKWatDo said:
He posted the inspiration photo its from already you schizo tard

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Buddy, I don’t understand how you missed the most obvious ragebait imaginable and started spouting uncritical pro Ethan takes. His Instagram stories are pure bait and just him shitting on whatever he wants. They're not for vlog content; he’s most likely setting things up for discussion on his live. It’s the people who hate him who watch his stories, not his family.


He could very well have posted the tattoo to bait people into thinking he’s mocking Palestinians. He didn’t post the photo of his kid eating watermelon beforehand, and he jumped into the counter-narrative almost immediately. Go back to the H3 subreddit. And before you say ''well i just dont like commie'' you dont, you decontextualise every thing about Ethan here so you a playing lip service for him.
 
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siaapa said:
Buddy, I don’t understand how you missed the most obvious ragebait imaginable and started spouting uncritical pro Ethan takes. His Instagram stories are pure bait and just him shitting on whatever he wants. They're not for vlog content; he’s most likely setting things up for discussion on his live. It’s the people who hate him who watch his stories, not his family.


He could very well have posted the tattoo to bait people into thinking he’s mocking Palestinians. He didn’t post the photo of his kid eating watermelon beforehand, and he jumped into the counter-narrative almost immediately. Go back to the H3 subreddit. And before you say ''well i just dont like commie'' you dont, you decontextualise every thing about Ethan here so you a playing lip service for him.
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Wow you even busted out the bold you might be a little MATI about someone getting a tattoo of a picture of their children
 
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siaapa said:
Buddy, I don’t understand how you missed the most obvious ragebait imaginable and started spouting uncritical pro Ethan takes. His Instagram stories are pure bait and just him shitting on whatever he wants. They're not for vlog content; he’s most likely setting things up for discussion on his live. It’s the people who hate him who watch his stories, not his family.


He could very well have posted the tattoo to bait people into thinking he’s mocking Palestinians. He didn’t post the photo of his kid eating watermelon beforehand, and he jumped into the counter-narrative almost immediately. Go back to the H3 subreddit. And before you say ''well i just dont like commie'' you dont, you decontextualise every thing about Ethan here so you a playing lip service for him.
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Please calm down bro
 
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I think Ethan is petty enough to get a tattoo mocking Palestine and Gaza. But i don't think he's smart or subtle enough to get one involving his kids eating watermelon as some symbolic representation of Israel destroying Gaza. It would probably be one of his pedobaiting wife shooting up a daycare or something if he was gonna do it.
 
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