Official Kiwi Farms Ick-List Thread - For women only

[Nuthatches]

I honestly think it's really weird and off-putting when men are openly supportive of trans shit. When I say 'men', I'm not talking trannies, I'm talking about otherwise completely normal looking, male-presenting men, posting trans supportive memes or being vocally defensive of trans people, to the point of getting into (sometimes heated) arguments with women over it. It's immediately suspicious to me, because I don't understand why you would be so passionately invested in the rights of a group you yourself do not belong to - especially as men are not generally socialised to behave that way and possess a greater ingroup bias than women.

If you are a man who does that shit, you are, either:

A) An 'egg' who is going to troon out at some point.
B) A chaser, with a hard drive and search history full of tranny porn.

I mean, this is a bit argumento ad absurdium, but imagine, for example, there was a seemingly normal guy who would just randomly post memes about how it's totally OK to stick your dick into a waffle iron, and if you like sticking your dick into a waffle iron, that's valid, and that's beautiful, and I'll stand by you while you stick your dick into a waffle iron, no matter what anybody says, because I'm on the right side of history. And then some woman suggests that maybe it's wrong to stick your dick into a waffle iron - that it's unhygenic and dangerous and could be indicative of underlying sexual deviancy - and that this person, who does not stick his dick into waffle irons but is totes supportive of people who do, just explodes in rage at you because how dare you say such awful, hateful things about a tiny, marginalised, harmless community which he, by the way, is totally not a member of, but feels very strongly about and protective of, for no adequately explained reason.

I dunno, man... Seems sus to me.

My neighbor does this. As in, he gets into arguments with me about trans rights. He is “straight” and is married with kids. He is Hispanic and grew up in a religious cult so I think that is why he’s drawn to the trans cult but honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if he also has a drive full of tranny porn and is going to troon out at some point. He kept telling me his 4 year old son was trans but didn’t know it yet and i told him to knock it off and leave his kid alone.

I tell the kid constantly that he can be a boy and still like feminine things. Poor kid.

 

[cherrysour]

UNWANTED ORAL. Usually from a MALE FEMINIST.

I'm not lying when I say that I'd rather get R'd the old-fashioned way.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

I will also add point C) there are a lot of weak, brokeback men out there that follow along with "current year" trends as they're incapable of critical thinking, possess no deeply held principles and don't want to face any social pushback for any unpopular opinions. Admittedly this group are probably more laid back about the tranny shit, but some men in this group are covert misogynists and want social liscence to shit on a group of women deemed as untouchables by a group in power.

As I like to say, female tranny activism in relation to me, is just outright comical whining and wailing.
But the one coming from men, apart from the fact they are more likely to do doxxy shit and sound threatening, they also sound like trying to correct my behaviour and put me in line.
Their insistence I should call that repulsive rapehon who brags about his girldick every 4 hours in every media available ''she'', ''madam'' or ''lady'' always comes with that condescending undertone.
First, you aren't my father, faggot. I am not your ''Young lady'' I am likely even older than you
Second, no, I'm not gonna call him a lady
Third, is it cum in your disgusting beard?

(Yes I forgot myself and used KF speech on normie internet, again)

 

[DeeNaMeeTay]

I gained a new ick when I went to a relative’s pool party a few weeks ago. My uncle came up to me and pressed me against him to French kiss down my neck as a “greeting”. My family was watching and reacting nonchalantly. Idk what his intentions were but it made me feel real uncomfortable. But I was cold to him for the rest of the party until I had to play it cool to wish everyone goodbye.

 

[Hellhammer]

When they can’t control their temper. We are adults. Act like one and stop throwing a temper tantrum akin to a toddler. Over nothing most of the time too. It’s so disgusting and makes me wildly uncomfortable as well

 

[2mm and 99 others]

I gained a new ick when I went to a relative’s pool party a few weeks ago. My uncle came up to me and pressed me against him to French kiss down my neck as a “greeting”. My family was watching and reacting nonchalantly. Idk what his intentions were but it made me feel real uncomfortable. But I was cold to him for the rest of the party until I had to play it cool to wish everyone goodbye.

When people are talking about there is a village needed to raise a child, well, such men are in ''the village''.

There are no set rules for ''la bise'', as they vary state by state, but in general it should be initiated by the woman. In reality, it's always the men who go for it, cos they would never get any otherwise. Also the more derelict a man is, the more he is into la bise. If there isn't anything inherently sexual about it, then he should go full Belgian/South european and kiss the men too.

 

[Thé au lait]

I gained a new ick when I went to a relative’s pool party a few weeks ago. My uncle came up to me and pressed me against him to French kiss down my neck as a “greeting”. My family was watching and reacting nonchalantly. Idk what his intentions were but it made me feel real uncomfortable. But I was cold to him for the rest of the party until I had to play it cool to wish everyone goodbye.

That's going past the realm of red flag into sexual assault

 

[Shin Chan-Sama]

Men who can’t communicate their feelings and bottle it up until they blow up.

Men who don’t have the courage to speak up for themselves or their loved ones or rely too much on how they’re perceived. Just a slithery bendy spine.

Men who have friends that only discuss disgusting sexual bs or immature farting competitions and don’t even know a detail about their own friends lives that they’ve known for years. Just shows me that intellectual conversation or the act of showing emotional intelligence isn’t prevalent. If they can’t even ask their friends what’s going on they won’t ask their girlfriends or wives.

Men who have anger issues yet refuse to get help for it. Also those that won’t take accountability.

Men who want to be babied all the damn time to the point where they’ll stand in the kitchen with a microwaveable meal in their hand and they’ll have the nerve to ask you across the room in the living room if you’ll heat it up for them.

Men who don’t read. When I say this I mean they’ll pop into the store and pick something up cause they saw ONE word and didn’t read the whole thing and bring back home the wrong item and never learn or correct themselves and have the nerve to get upset with you that they got the wrong item.

Men that think because you’re in a relationship with them it’s free access to grope or cope a feel at every single moment even when you tell them to stop.

Guys who put on a different face for friends or family but act as if they don’t know what you mean when you tell them they’re nicer to others than you.

Men who are cheap as hell when it comes to your needs or the household upkeep but will think spending $100+ on a singular meal at a restaurant is money well spent.

Men who want to hang out with you and your friends or make everything you do for fun about themselves. Have a hobby they never showed interest in? They want to join. But it’s not just joining now you have to make it about them. They’ll tell you you’re doing everything wrong. Brag about how good they are. It’s like a competition even though you just wanted to chill out. Or if you’re trying to have one on one with friends that aren’t even mutual they want to be apart of it.

Men who listen to music disrespecting women and say it’s only because the beat is good but it’s literally all mumble rap.

 

[DeeNaMeeTay]

That's going past the realm of red flag into sexual assault

Yeah I think he has boundary issues and has to learn that he shouldn’t do it to relatives who don’t like to be “jokingly” touched like that. My aunt did something similar when I was a kid where she would carry me for a moment like a Disney Princess and make fake kissy noises as a goodbye. I knew she was joking and I would laugh when she did it, and she would understand if I was squirming to let go.

But with this situation, especially since he’s firstly, a guy and secondly, only ever sees me every other year in the summer with my family, was over crossing boundaries. I am not the type to get touchy with people. It just weirded me out because I squirmed and was audibly saying to get off, but he did it until I broke away. It all happened very fast. Once again, I don’t know if he was just joking and crossed the line without realizing it, or he just genuinely wanted to touch me, but any person, male or female, that is over handsy when greeting with a long-distant relative or person who barely know, is an ick it my eyes.

 

[Tetopettenson]

xy chromosomes. like can you pls stop doing that.

 

[HashleyHashbrowns]

I dunno if this counts as an ick but I hate people that use victimization tactics to avoid criticism and call it hate.

 

[Arbiter]

If he's one of those guys who aggressively hates Sansa Stark, Skyler White, or Peggy Hill. He doesn't have to like them, disliking them is fine, but there's a certain type of guy that gets way too triggered by those characters for some reason and it's a red flag. They are always transferring some weird issue with women from what I've seen.

 

[Chromeo]

There are no set rules for ''la bise'', as they vary state by state, but in general it should be initiated by the woman. In reality, it's always the men who go for it, cos they would never get any otherwise. Also the more derelict a man is, the more he is into la bise. If there isn't anything inherently sexual about it, then he should go full Belgian/South european and kiss the men too.

I didn't even think "french kiss" in this context meant the faggy euro kiss-kiss greeting. Where I'm from, a French kiss is a kiss with tongue, so I was assuming her uncle just licked all up and down her neck like an extreme pervert.

 

[Hellhammer]

Metalfag men/men who listen to metal music. Okay, as a woman who is pretty into that kind of stuff the majority, if not all of moids I meet that are metalfags are the greasiest, most violent, retarded little faggots I’ve ever known. Also they still have the dated mindset that women are ~le posers and ‘liking it for attention’ so having a conversation with them is basically pointless (could say this about all men ) since they’re constantly trying to mansplain dumb shit to you

If he's one of those guys who aggressively hates Sansa Stark, Skyler White, or Peggy Hill. He doesn't have to like them, disliking them is fine, but there's a certain type of guy that gets way too triggered by those characters for some reason and it's a red flag. They are always transferring some weird issue with women from what I've seen.

THE WIFESLAVE IS TOO OUTSPOKEN stupid dumb bitches need to be put in their place

 

[Convallaria majalis]

In no particular order...

- excessive pin badge wearing
- fedoras (-- if steampunk themed, God forbid)
- overcompensating male feminist
- apologetic for being white and straight
- tonsil stones
- uncontrolled body odor and sweating
- unfamiliarity with the concept of personal space
- poor posture
- sloppy canvas messenger bag
- Reddit brand atheism
- believing being loud means being correct
- treating service industry workers like shit
- treating his parents like shit (if they are normal obviously, even then I'd rather he just go no contact)
- no accountability for his life and his choices; "why me/poor me" attitude
- unmaintained facial hair and head hair
- being unemployed by choice (without any other income coming in)
- only ever wearing graphic t-shirts or fandom-y type stuff
- being snarky about his line of work (or mine)
- expecting me to be mommy-bang-maid

I'm sure there's more. It looks like a lot but I feel like these are all fairly reasonable

 

[Umaibae]

Bad skin. It’s 2025. You can fix that shit. No, I am not going to help.

 

[8reallybigbirds]

Sometimes guys will feel the need (for whatever reason) to defend their porn usage to me. If it's someone I was romantically chasing, it's out the door with them right away. If it's a guy friend... I just get sad. I don't even really see them as full humans after that. Just animals that know how to drive a car.

 

[Harry Angel]

Neck tattoos.
I'm not a fan of tattoos in general, but I can live with them, especially if they're at least consistent in style, well-done and well-planned. However, for some reason, neck tattoos cause me genuine visceral repulsion, especially when placed at the front. If I had to choose between a moid with a neck tattoo or a face tattoo, I'd pick the latter (they're still awful and retarded, but not to the point of making me want to vomit).

 

[Red flag]

Everyone is missing the point of this thread. An ICK is not the same as glaring RED FLAG ALERT ALERT GET AWAY.

It's supposed to be a personal taste thing that's mostly harmless, but annoys you for some reason that you can't overlook.

Not showering, having a dump for a home and being a misogynist is not an ick, it's violent projectile vomit repulsion. Can we please get this thread back on track?

Thread tax: people who hold a pen like this


Especially ick when the thumb is somewhere in the stratosphere.

Sorry not sorry if this is you, your grasp is retarded. It's also very uncomfortable and causes immediate palm strain, how do you even.

 

[Caramelo]

Negroid face - thick lips in particular. Fucking disgusting.
Thick ass sausage fingers
Baldness
Skinnyfats - specially the ones with very thin weak arms and big bellies.
Whatever is this new trend among men of doing this... shit to their beards. It's ridiculous.

It gives me a sudden will to commit violence that I can't explain.