Official Kiwi Farms Ick-List Thread - For women only

[rosecig]

My biggest ick is when a man does not care about his appearance because it's "gay". Usually guys like these turn into ogres after the age of 25.

Twink death is real but whatever this is, it's even worse

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

Not a complete list but:

- Long or painted nails (yes some "straight" men do this)
- Any glasses shape except square/rectangular
- Highlights or bleached hair; shitty, trendy haircuts
- Liking Marvel
- PDA/needing to touch me constantly in public so strangers know we're a couple
- Having a pit bull or wanting one
- Having an anime figure collection; general waifufagging
- Bad spelling or grammar, especially if it's frequently misspelled words like you're/your and loose/lose
- Describing yourself as a feminist

 

[2mm and 99 others]

-Is in a hunter organization. I am not against the idea of hunting, but those retards distinguish between ''good'' animals and ''pest'', and the pest ones are ok to be tortured and abused, because in the 50's some bolshevik cunt put those animals on an agricultural pest list.

 

[Hitler Hadid]

Dry skin and chapped lips.

I also hate when guys don't know how to follow a dress code... Stop wearing cargo shorts everywhere!

 

[AbyssStarer]

People who make a show of hating pop music, especially boy bands. It's just pop, calm down. Most of it isn't even that filthy, it's greatest sin is being formulaic. God forbid some music be aimed at a group that isn't you.

 

[Arbiter]

These are my puritanical icks:
- Tattoos, piercings, cosmetic surgery or other body mods
- Promiscuity (honestly nonvirgins give me the ick. Sadly most men are made impure mentally/spiritually by porn anyways, regardless if they are physical virgins)
- Does drugs, drinks, or smokes
I basically have the taste of a 4chan incel but for men

Also: being afraid of spiders/bugs/other small animals. I have a massive rant sitting in my drafts about people being afraid of small animals, but I think it's too MATI even for the grinds my gears thread.

 

[DeeNaMeeTay]

Don’t know if it’s been said yet but the “bros over hoes men” These are men who can be super chill and nice but they are also some of the most spineless people ever and won’t stand up for you over male approval.

Someone in my family dated a guy in high-school who was friends with another guy who grabbed my relative forcibly by the wrist. When they talked to her boyfriend about what happened he basically gaslit her into it being a nothing burger and sided with his friend. Not to mention this same guy told that same friend to break up with his girlfriend of 5 years THROUGH THE PHONE AT 2 IN THE MORNING!

 

[Dolomite]

Returning to this thread because something occurred to me—if he likes VTubers at all, stay away. You don't want someone in your life who wastes hours gushing over faux-squeaky anime girls being puppeteered.

 

[GloriousScarf]

Have any of you ever been around a group of men and they start acting in a fawning deferential way to the "alpha" male around?

It sickens me, instant vag dryness.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

I honestly think it's really weird and off-putting when men are openly supportive of trans shit. When I say 'men', I'm not talking trannies, I'm talking about otherwise completely normal looking, male-presenting men, posting trans supportive memes or being vocally defensive of trans people, to the point of getting into (sometimes heated) arguments with women over it. It's immediately suspicious to me, because I don't understand why you would be so passionately invested in the rights of a group you yourself do not belong to - especially as men are not generally socialised to behave that way and possess a greater ingroup bias than women.

If you are a man who does that shit, you are, either:

A) An 'egg' who is going to troon out at some point.
B) A chaser, with a hard drive and search history full of tranny porn.

I mean, this is a bit argumento ad absurdium, but imagine, for example, there was a seemingly normal guy who would just randomly post memes about how it's totally OK to stick your dick into a waffle iron, and if you like sticking your dick into a waffle iron, that's valid, and that's beautiful, and I'll stand by you while you stick your dick into a waffle iron, no matter what anybody says, because I'm on the right side of history. And then some woman suggests that maybe it's wrong to stick your dick into a waffle iron - that it's unhygenic and dangerous and could be indicative of underlying sexual deviancy - and that this person, who does not stick his dick into waffle irons but is totes supportive of people who do, just explodes in rage at you because how dare you say such awful, hateful things about a tiny, marginalised, harmless community which he, by the way, is totally not a member of, but feels very strongly about and protective of, for no adequately explained reason.

I dunno, man... Seems sus to me.

 

[The Crescent King]

I honestly think it's really weird and off-putting when men are openly supportive of trans shit. When I say 'men', I'm not talking trannies, I'm talking about otherwise completely normal looking, male-presenting men, posting trans supportive memes or being vocally defensive of trans people, to the point of getting into (sometimes heated) arguments with women over it. It's immediately suspicious to me, because I don't understand why you would be so passionately invested in the rights of a group you yourself do not belong to - especially as men are not generally socialised to behave that way and possess a greater ingroup bias than women.

If you are a man who does that shit, you are, either:

A) An 'egg' who is going to troon out at some point.
B) A chaser, with a hard drive and search history full of tranny porn.

I will also add point C) there are a lot of weak, brokeback men out there that follow along with "current year" trends as they're incapable of critical thinking, possess no deeply held principles and don't want to face any social pushback for any unpopular opinions. Admittedly this group are probably more laid back about the tranny shit, but some men in this group are covert misogynists and want social liscence to shit on a group of women deemed as untouchables by a group in power.

Any man that supports abortion, says "porn is empowering", "sex work is real work", "marriage is a piece of paper", "men and women are equal now, therefore women should pay on dates/contribute 50/50 in a relationship", etc. should never see even a crumb of vagina for the rest of their lives.

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

- Long or painted nails (yes some "straight" men do this)

I unsubscribed from Babish over this and I'd watched him for years before that. Immediate ick.

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

I unsubscribed from Babish over this and I'd watched him for years before that. Immediate ick.

Yep, it's an immediate unsubscribe from me if they pull that shit. Ditto if they start wearing guyliner. Even in the rare cases that it doesn't signal the start to a troon arc, it puts me off their content.

 

[Lach]

I love reading this thread because of the hyper specific icks clue me into what fem-kiwis have dated in the past and it gives me a good chuckle while scrolling through.

Tax: Gorrls who don't cook good or even cook. Not even as a casual misogyny thing, I work ten-eleven hours a day and want to come back to an edible meal that isn't shitty poison fast food or canned-microwaved-peal-packaged slop. It's so bad now I do gif-related every time I hear a girl I was initially interested in brag about how awful they are at cooking.

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

Returning to this thread because something occurred to me—if he likes VTubers at all, stay away. You don't want someone in your life who wastes hours gushing over faux-squeaky anime girls being puppeteered.

I agree though i'd also like to add any streamer at all as I personally find online personalities detestable (sorry Jersh). Having to listen to someone parrot some random internet person's opinion at me would be to grating and I would not enjoy spending time with them. I also can't stand how fans of internet personalities go out of their way to lie and try to cover for their favorite streamer (the V-people and their constant insistence that Loli characters are not weird and creepy).

Also: being afraid of spiders/bugs/other small animals. I have a massive rant sitting in my drafts about people being afraid of small animals, but I think it's too MATI even for the grinds my gears thread.

As a very much non-fan of creepy crawlies I would not want to deal with any spider like Newcastle funnel web spider/Newcastle Big Boy. Valid fear if the small creature can kill you in fifteen minutes with it's venom. Though if it's all spiders/small creatures and not just the ones that can rots your limbs, stop your heart or any number of very serious issues than I can see your point.

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

I love reading this thread because of the hyper specific icks clue me into what fem-kiwis have dated in the past and it gives me a good chuckle while scrolling through.

Idk about other kiwi gorls, but I haven't ever dated anyone with my hyper specific icks. They're icks for a reason: I'm not attracted to anyone who does them. The PDA thing isn't from personal experience, more like secondhand experience.

Edit: I'm adding another ick to my list and it's men who ignore signs that say "women only."

 

[Feline Supremacist]

I see there's posts about men not washing their ass, but not about eating ass. That's a personal ick of mine because if a guy is into that, the possibility of parasites (and worse) goes up exponentially.

Also besame normalized because of porn, so the likelihood of pornsickness also increases significantly.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Fatties

 

[rosecig]

I see there's posts about men not washing their ass, but not about eating ass. That's a personal ick of mine because if a guy is into that, the possibility of parasites (and worse) goes up exponentially.

Also besame normalized because of porn, so the likelihood of pornsickness also increases significantly.

It seems fag coded to me too like anything involving the ass

 

[Kyff]

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Men who say "gorrls"