Porn and Porncows

[demicolon]

And I thought foot fetishist were dysgenic, but I forgot about the... urrgh... IIIrishhh...

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Today I learned degenerates existed before the internet.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

The VHS tapes could also hold more video, in the beginning a Beta tape could only hold 60 minutes of video.

30 minutes. 60 came in the second-gen Betamax machines.

What really made VHS take off wasn't the recording length, it was the fact that JVC more or less opened the specs to allow anyone who wanted tor produce blanks to do so, with no real quality standard for materials. Sony didn't license Beta out for a few years, and when they did, the standards were high enough that only tape specialist companies like 3M and Memorex made tape aside form Sony, which kept costs high.

 

[NoBueno]

Now that I've been unbanned from the thread I can post my huge porn dump:

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You really thought I would do that? Tsk tsk

 

[NoBueno]

as if anyone gives two flying fucks in hell about the japanese porn industry.

I check it out just to see what crazy stuff is going on. Sometimes the JAV actresses Twitters feels schizophrenic
All these tweets are in sequential order




Am I the weirdo for thinking this?

 

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Am I the weirdo for thinking this?

Are you weird for having a bunch of screenshots from a Twitter account that doesn't exist, that if it ever existed probably had nothing to do with the actual jap whore involved, that has a baby bottle in the name? Yes.

 

[Nooget]

Are you weird for having a bunch of screenshots from a Twitter account that doesn't exist, that if it ever existed probably had nothing to do with the actual jap whore involved, that has a baby bottle in the name? Yes.

The account is real. Handle is now nishino_otone. And it does still include the baby bottle on the username.

Pornstar Lilibet Saunders recently posted a soyjak (Gapejak) to celebrate getting 10k followers on twitter. She is turning 19 on August 21 (birthdate: 2006/08/21).

She posted this about a month ago

i feel like a middle school boy in a house full of pornstars like these people
don’t know what brainrot terms r

https://archive.ph/C92lu

Her first post on the twitter account was less than a month after her 18th birthday

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https://archive.ph/vqcoE

Her first post on her fansly was a day after her 18th birthday

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https://archive.ph/vGOr3

 

[moocow]

Her first post on the twitter account was less than a month after her 18th birthday

Decent rack!

[looks her up]
[second scene is an interracial shoot]

God dammit. Industry chewed through her "premiere" window in record time.

 

[NoBueno]

I discovered theres a Japanese Onlyfans which you devil gaijin probably can't access


And if you don't like reading here's a trailer for a JAV

 

[Your Starter for 10]

And if you don't like reading here's a trailer for a JAV

Looks like a Japanese version of a Rudy Ray Moore flick. I wonder what will be worse, the sex or the fighting.

 

[The Token Ethnic]

Looks like a Japanese version of a Rudy Ray Moore flick. I wonder what will be worse, the sex or the fighting.

Both. I've unfortunately seen these and the choreography is slow and the fucking is even worse since they have to wear a costume during the sex scenes which are filmed at ugly angles. The fetish is watching tokusatsu characters having rapey sex.

 

[Mound Dweller]

And if you don't like reading here's a trailer for a JAV
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Damn the Yakuza has better production value than Netflix these days, nice pop bops too, shame about the inherent shitting dick nipple piss play that'll be the main plot point, but that could honestly pass for a current year power rangers remake IMO.

 

[Hijo de D. Woodchucks Jr.]

I discovered theres a Japanese Onlyfans which you devil gaijin probably can't access
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Like Columbus, you discovered shit everyone already knew.

And if you don't like reading here's a trailer for a JAV
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Danm, Japs put a better effort into their porn parodies than the westoids do.

Edit: TIL the japs put Moonman in their tokusatsu porno

 

[NoBueno]

Like Columbus, you discovered shit everyone already knew.

Sorry I don't hang out on the JAV forums

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

I discovered theres a Japanese Onlyfans which you devil gaijin probably can't access
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And if you don't like reading here's a trailer for a JAV
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Kino, but whats with the troon voice?

 

[NoBueno]

Danm, Japs put a better effort into their porn parodies than the westoids do

I just came across a Japanese account that just posts 90% Sailor Moon JAV clips, seems like some guy that was obsessed with the old Japanese shows than a sex thing though, from the other clips he posts

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Looks like a Japanese version of a Rudy Ray Moore flick. I wonder what will be worse, the sex or the fighting.

Arr the bitches rove Doromite-san!

 

[NoBueno]

It feels like a bunch of japanese superhero enthusiasts wanted to make japanese superhero films, and the porn companies came along and said "We'll give you the money, but the monsters have to capture and rape them for a few scenes" and they were like "..... okay fine" imagine getting into porn and find out you are doing fight choreography on the first day

 

[ZMOT]

It's called Shorties, and it's in its beta currently. Let's see which gooner gets one-shotted first by this thing.

if they include everything it could make an interesting base for fap-roulette.

I check it out just to see what crazy stuff is going on. Sometimes the JAV actresses Twitters feels schizophrenic

well at least she's upfront about it.
not that uncommon to do a bunch of movies and then disappear again.

nips don't seem to mind as much, maybe because most jav isn't that degenerate - depending who you ask it's just fucking some dudes for money. still whorish but hey money is money, not being a slut for free (some chicks have bodycounts that would put some pornstars to shame, and it's not a recent thing).

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

It feels like a bunch of japanese superhero enthusiasts wanted to make japanese superhero films, and the porn companies came along and said "We'll give you the money, but the monsters have to capture and rape them for a few scenes" and they were like "..... okay fine" imagine getting into porn and find out you are doing fight choreography on the first day
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Kite and Mezzo Forte were trailblazers in that regard.