Jessica Anne Boyle / NakedAndLaughing / NAL / Queen Cobra JAB / Captlmoose@yahoo.com / MissRabbit420 - DUMPED By KingCobraJFS, Baconator Pussy, Parent-botherer, hoarder, bathtub dweller, self-hitter, box pisser, confirmed sicko, retired cam whore, Bjork superfan, demogorgon gutterslut, aspiring comedian, obsessed with almost winning the lottery

She's going for the scorched earth method, I see. She might not realize that "someone else is always crazier" is a true statement; she's feeling invincible from the DMCA abuse so she's going to keep escalating, making riskier moves (IRL) and letting her BPD take the reins completely. But she's not invincible, far from it :story: She's not only crazy, she's reckless at this point. Her borderline emotional rollercoaster will crash and burn eventually, as hard and as intensely as it rose in the first place. It'll be a sight to behold.
 
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Statix_Shark said:
She's going for the scorched earth method, I see. She might not realize that "someone else is always crazier" is a true statement; she's feeling invincible from the DMCA abuse so she's going to keep escalating, making riskier moves (IRL) and letting her BPD take the reins completely. But she's not invincible, far from it :story: She's not only crazy, she's reckless at this point. Her borderline emotional rollercoaster will crash and burn eventually, as hard and as intensely as it rose in the first place. It'll be a sight to behold.
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It'll be quite the sight.
 
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She wants to extort you for money, and yes, you are in fact epilepsy robo.

Her current posts are all about Jessica Messica, you, and her former friend/mod Luxicon. Lux was disowned by JM and the Guttersluts so she fled to NAL.

Lux ended up stealing NAL's violent and repulsive love interest, FTW Blue God, behind NAL's back. In order to suck NAL's asshole after the incident occured, Lux and NAL made several arrangements to trade Lux's pills and weed for various thrifted items. (the plate thing)

I believe NAL is attempting to receive money from Lux as well.
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As an embed amongst the aforementioned Guttersluts let me assist. It is known that Luxicon and NAL in fact were to exchange her shitty thrifted China for Rx meth and Cali-weed.

The latter was received by NAL and enjoyed on a stream near her June birthday in 2023. She never sent Lux the plates for the exchange which was months before the repugnant FTW Blue God entered the orbit of either woman.

After the betrayal was exposed in winter of 2024, NAL announced a fee of $300-$700 she would attempt to get Lux to pay via cash app for poaching her man.
 
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Haven't seen this posted yet.

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Also:
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Weird, you guys are so obsessed with me and couldn't even bother to break the news first
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That might suggest that we're not obsessed with you?

Schizobabble schizobabble schizobabble
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Rage harder
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SOMETHING'S SPILLING SOMETHING'S SPILLING SOMETHING'S SPILLING
It's NAL's last remnants of grey matter. :story:
 
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Merlin Manson said:
I wonder if there are blackberry bushes behind Walmart? These look like grade A roadside dog piss shin level morsels.
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They're 'dank fruit hacks'.

I can still vividly remember Jessicas first visit to Cobes. They had this day long honeymoon period, Jessica sat in his lap with Jawshy looking into the cam with this smug, victorious grin. Staring down the trolls and owning them with his gothic of age consenting human cisgender girlfriend. For a day at least, he felt like one of lifes winners, and I naively entertained the idea it could actually go well, they could fester out the rest of their days drunk and happy. Damn, you know it's bad when you're telling Josh Saunders HE dodged a bullet.
 
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DrNow said:
They're 'dank fruit hacks'.

I can still vividly remember Jessicas first visit to Cobes. They had this day long honeymoon period, Jessica sat in his lap with Jawshy looking into the cam with this smug, victorious grin. Staring down the trolls and owning them with his gothic of age consenting human cisgender girlfriend. For a day at least, he felt like one of lifes winners, and I naively entertained the idea it could actually go well, they could fester out the rest of their days drunk and happy. Damn, you know it's bad when you're telling Josh Saunders HE dodged a bullet.
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The first NAL visit was literally a "his smile and optimism, gone" moment after the first day.
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DrNow said:
I can still vividly remember Jessicas first visit to Cobes. They had this day long honeymoon period, Jessica sat in his lap with Jawshy looking into the cam with this smug, victorious grin. Staring down the trolls and owning them with his gothic of age consenting human cisgender girlfriend. For a day at least, he felt like one of lifes winners
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This shit will always make me laugh:
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Day 1: Happy as a pig wallowing in buffet scraps
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>mfw she says buttsuff:
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I will always love Cobra's scared puppy eyes when he is overwhelmed.
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This shit will always make me laugh:
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No wonder NAL is feverishly trying to remove anything from that era. The visits and subsequent footage/phone calls are some of the most atomically embarrassing pieces of binary fuck sickos and mass shootings data available online.

It’s so horrible even from the first day of the first visit, it makes my insides twist. Even worse now that we have seen the full story unfold fuck suicide and double standards.

What makes it WAY worse is that she’s virtually middle aged, flapping around in a futile attempt of courting a younger man riddled with disabilities and addictions.

It’s been said before, but the fact that NAL couldn’t keep hold of Cobra due to her own needling, neediness and overall untreated bipolar is absolutely incredible.

Ya did it to yourself, Jessica. Ya did it, too, your self.
 
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Merlin Manson said:
What makes it WAY worse is that she’s virtually middle aged, flapping around in a futile attempt of courting a younger man riddled with disabilities and addictions.

It’s been said before, but the fact that NAL couldn’t keep hold of Cobra due to her own needling, neediness and overall untreated bipolar is absolutely incredible.

Ya did it to yourself, Jessica. Ya did it, too, your self.
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She chose Cobes to get back at her ex and because he seemed easy to control and manipulate. Little did NAL know that only 3 things truly control the boglim: his autism, ODD and numerous addictions.
 
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Another shitpost from NAL.
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I enjoy fruit including berries and I can tell you with absolute certainty that she did not buy these from the store.

She has picked these from a seemingly impoverished, under-watered, likely wild blackberry bush.

She has also picked them early AND hasn’t washed them either.

I don’t know why but I had to comment on this, I have picked thousands of berries at this point both cultivated at home and foraged in the wild.

This is, for me, one of her most embarrassing posts as of late.

Flexing with a pitiful bounty of low grade berries, claiming they were store bought and then trying to dunk on JM at the same time.

I wonder if there are blackberry bushes behind Walmart? These look like grade A roadside dog piss shin level morsels.

Fucking hell.
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You triggered a ho
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Now compare the sweet karoline blackberries to hers. She either picked the worst most unripe ones in the store because she was too busy checking her phone if joshie finally unblocked a bitch and gave her some attention or she went back to dumpster-dive walmart for some packaging.
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