Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

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He got mad at the negative reception to this video like it wasn't just stream highlights.
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It's extra content that they paid for. If anything Coby should be listening to the viewers who actually pay him as his channel will never grow with the current content he dumps out with next to zero effort or care. The fact that he has people paying him at all to have him pretty much use his viewers as emotional sponges is ridiculous.

Now that his Brother seems to be streaming and creating better content and showing Coby's fans a direct comparison that often interacts with Coby's streams I wonder if his Brother will siphon a lot of Coby's fanbase that only care about games.
 
Anti-Woke grift is on its last legs. It will probably be completely dried up within two years
I mean well no shit?
Hate to politic-sperg, but Trump directly fucked with the funding.

And good on him for that because now you have people like Coby who are revealing that they cannot handle actual change/removal of Wokeness.
A problem that's been popping up across the YouTube sphere in which you have a lot who have no plans if the status quo changes.
The type of people no matter their political camp who are tied to the status quo.
 
It's funny watching old steams from like 2023 where Synth reeeees at chat for asking him to review a movie or react to a YouTube vid.

"I review videogames! Stop asking me to do non videogame related shit! Reeeeeeeee!"

Fast forward two years and he's most well known for hosting 4 hour long doomer struggle sessions and not reviewing videogames.
 
What exactly is stopping this moron from going to a bar for happy hour and chatting up some people?
 
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What exactly is stopping this moron from going to a bar for happy hour and chatting up some people?
Is this the kind of advice you tried personally and recommended it as such, or is this one of those cases where you parrot shit you heard somewhere?
Because to me it sounds like you talk out of your ass. Most people will be annoyed and weirded out by some dweeb getting into their business.

If you find yourself in a situation like Futafiend does, it's better and easier if he goes to take some classes in faggot shit like dancing or cooking.
You get out of the house, you interact with people and best of all, you have all the excuses to do so.
In all fairness, i don't know about cooking, but taking dancing classes, especially salsa or tango, will get you mad pussy.
Ofc, everything is predicated on your ability to shower, use toothpaste daily and not drop spaghetti the second a woman touches you.
Even then, in his particular case, everything, even shitting himself around people, will be a net improvement.
 
Is this the kind of advice you tried personally and recommended it as such, or is this one of those cases where you parrot shit you heard somewhere?
Because to me it sounds like you talk out of your ass. Most people will be annoyed and weirded out by some dweeb getting into their business.
I go every Friday and Saturday with my friends to play pool/darts, and yes I have met girls there.

What is it with internet dorks and thinking socialization is literally impossible dood!

Pull your head out of your ass.
 
He starts off by saying that he doesn't recommend anyone buy DS2 because of what the game represents. Fine. But then he goes on to say that the video isn't a review of DS2 and it's going to be focused around wage slavery. Then why the hell did he buy DS2, which, according to him, is a form of supporting globalism when he just admitted he's not going to review the game?

He mentions how the video is about men in society and how men lack any purpose and just cope with it. Speak for yourself, buddy. This sounds like a projection. Just because YOU lack purpose, doesn't mean others do. Just because you cope by playing shitty games and watch futa porn and god knows what else, dosen't mean all other men do the same.

Being that he's going to talk about wage slavery, I am sure you all would expect him to talk from real-life experiences, but no, he knows what he's talking about because of his experience of grinding on GTA Online. He says the reason for that is because he had nothing better to do with his life, sounds like a man without a purpose ey, something you accused all men of having. This reveals his previous statement was indeed just a projection. Also it's a freaking retarded comparasion because at least when you work in the real world, you are actually getting paid for what you are doing as well as forming outside connection which could add further value to your life. But I guess that's an alien concept for Synthetic Man, who's probably never worked an entire week at any place.

Then he talks about Kojima being a pedo, which he very well may be because he seems like a freak, and I wouldn't want to know what skeletons he has in his closet, and he expresses his disgust for such people, and of course, any normal person hates all pedos. However, this is not coming from the right guy. A huge chunk of Synth's audience watch loli, he knows it, and does nothing about it because he sees nothing wrong with it (which makes me speculate that he most likely watches loli but hasn't admitted to it yet ). He has also simped for a fat v-tuber who is favorable to loli. So just how outraged is he against pedos, or was this one of his performences?

It's hard to take someone like Synth ranting about the globalists seriously when he sits at home all day, does nothing but feel pity for himself and watches futa porn and god knows what else. This is one of the cope he has, he is in this situation because of the ''globalists''. More reason for him not get off his ass and do something meaningful with his life and take any sort of responsibility for the situation he is in. I haven't watched the whole video, but it does sound like it's just a big massive cope for Synth man to justify his pitiful and lazy existence.
 
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He has enough money to own things.

He mentions how the video is about men in society and how men lack any purpose and just cope with it. Speak for yourself, buddy. This sounds like a projection. Just because YOU lack purpose, doesn't mean others do. Just because you cope by playing shitty games and watch futa porn and god knows what else, dosen't mean all other men do the same.
This is identical to how niggers conclude that society is oppressing them btw. In both cases they externalize problems that were never part of any social contract, balk at any negotiable rules or limitations put on their behavior, and make excuses for why they can't pursue these passions anyway. Nobody has ever cared about giving young men purpose unless it benefitted them because that's just not how humans operate. We see a failure to self-actualize as a personal issue and always have. Pretty much all gender-centric ideologies have this issue where they become generic grievance identities but the masculinist one always adopts a lot of black sentiments and perspectives.

Next he's gonna complain school is bad now because it expects men to sit down and shut up. School has always expected this of young men, even when only men could be educated. If you can't sit down and shut up your life will be a wretched one.
 
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This is one of the cope he has, he is in this situation because of the ''globalists''.
He hates any advice. If a viewer tries to provide him some basic advice, he freaks out and bans the user, even if they pay him money. This dude is 30, so I doubt he'll do anything about his situation. He'll probably go full DSP and dedicate his miserable life to content creation. Worse than death honestly.
 
I go every Friday and Saturday with my friends to play pool/darts, and yes I have met girls there.

What is it with internet dorks and thinking socialization is literally impossible dood!

Pull your head out of your ass.
Did I say it was impossible? Stop shadowboxing imaginary arguments.
I've said, and I will stand by it, that your "advice" is horseshit.

You even proved my point, when you said you are allegedly going out with friends.
This faggot has no friends, nothing, so he needs a place where him being alone won't be weird.

I only took the time to respond, because him or some other sad sack of shit will take your post as gospel, try it, then sink further into futa gooning sessions when it won't work.
 
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It's hard to take someone like Synth ranting about the globalists seriously when he sits at home all day, does nothing but feel pity for himself and watches futa porn and god knows what else. This is one of the cope he has, he is in this situation because of the ''globalists''. More reason for him not get off his ass and do something meaningful with his life and take any sort of responsibility for the situation he is in. I haven't watched the whole video, but it does sound like it's just a big massive cope for Synth man to justify his pitiful and lazy existence.
"Yes Coby, keep fapping to ze AI generated futa, very goooood my child. You are such a shabbos little goyim, you vill shill ze v-tuber, you vill not have a real frau or kinder, you vill play ze Kojima zlop, and you vill be happy!"
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