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If i remember right, the alice in borderland maga has a transgender person in it, so get ready for him to sperg. also, wtf is with his typing? it got worst from the last time I've seen it. did he have another stroke?
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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I mean even when he wasn't a totally stroked out retard he probably wouldn't understand it, but with his blood vessels trying to squeeze out oxygen as desperately as they are, him trying to decipher economic balancing is almost as bad as watching him lift his right arm.
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No he's strictly voice to text meaning he's mushing his words more than he used to and isn't bothered to correct it.
Did Jack ever say exactly why he believes they'd give customers less food when they order takeout? Because it doesn't make logical sense to me. I'm pretty sure restaurants profit just as much from giving customers takeout. They have to give the containers the food comes in, but they don't have to pay staff to wash the dishes the food's served on for dine-in orders. Does he just think that if you're not right there to see the food (and maybe complain when you see it right away) that they'll cheat you, because they can? I don't see the logic, and wonder if I missed it, or, more likely maybe...there is none?
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You can put literally anything after these eight words and get the same correct answer.
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Plus it's not like the employees give a fuck.
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I do not wish to defend Jack, but plenty of other Internet personalities have made videos testing the Chipotle rumor already. He's late to the meme.
Search "Chipotle mobile" or "Chipotle takeout" maybe add "difference" and you will find dozens of beard men who yearn to tell you about it, mostly in short video format, some of them with surprisingly large sample sizes and whiteboards.
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BEANS & RICE - FOOD PREPPING
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What the fuck is this nigger's obsession with doomsday foodprep? Is it some sort of magatard qanon bullshit? Why would you do this? Grains have long shelf life. I thought at first those were dog food bags. What the hell is this shit i don't even know whats going on in his channel anymore. And he still didn't eat the lime egg.
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a terminal posture
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Oh dear Lord it's a series too. Jack please stop with this boring content. You don't need 10# of dried beans if the power goes out for a week. I have a week's worth of calories in my pantry without even trying to 'prep', thank.
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It's another symptom of his persecution complex. He thinks the US is one Godless Democrat president away from nigger communist death squads going across the country and wheeling his scooty puff against the wall.
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He's obsessed with it because back when he first moved to Tennessee he got involved with a fella known as the Meat Marine, who had a habit of prepping themselves. He then aped it in an attempt to be considered cool, and then kept doing it for a mixture of updoots and because of his food insecurity. He also is such a narc that he honestly thinks that he will live to see the tribulation just so he can mock the people who made fun of him when he gets taken.
Either way, snoozer of an episode, and stupid given it breaks his diet.
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To be honest i thought it was gonna be a somewhat redeemable episode when i saw the word "prep". I thought to myself "did he learn to wash rice before cooking?" "did he learn to soak beans overnight?"
Nope. Serves me right for actually being optimistic about people
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Jack won't life long enough to be able to eat all of that
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His fat ass could eat that in a day
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WTF is wrong with you? Jack must live forever so we have something to laugh at on the internet.
Are you telling me the giant muscular chink that is grabbing air cocks might not be a true wamen?I think what Jack might be referring to with 'little bugs and mites' being inside food might be pantry moth eggs. Because that's a method used to kill any eggs that could possibly be in dried goods before putting them into your pantry: two days in the freezer kills them. And pantry moths can eat through thinner plastics, so they can get into dry goods that you' buy from the store, especially ones that have a lower turnover and sit longer in warehouses (like from Amazon--I speak from traumatized experience....) Aside from that, there are no insects I'm aware of that do that.
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Perhaps he was starved of attention, but he was never starved of food. Because he's FAT.
I do not believe that rice and beans are GARNIBORE!
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true, but that defeats the purpose of prepping!
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He could, but it's all yucky not-meat so it's actually something he only would eat if he paired it with pounds of bacon or brisket, and even then only reluctantly. So it might actually be something he could prep.