Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv - Queen of the Horse Dildos and Defender of Rapists; Transtrender Posing as a Transmedicalist; Dropped out of College after Falling in a Shallow River; Balls-free since 2024

[Autistic Nonetheless]

Perhaps, the reason he doesn't like it it's that this is a book written by a Christian with zero degeneracy and he can't stand that.

Zach is very much the hobbit who stayed in Bag End, terrified of the world outside the shire. He learned nothing, saw nothing, and lived a life consumed by minor squabbles.

Honestly he can learn a lot from the end of the hobbit, with Bilbo coming back to see his relatives selling off all his possessions.

Indeed Bilbo found he had lost more than spoons— he had lost his reputation. It is true that for ever after he remained an elf-friend, and had the honour of dwarves, wizards, and all such folk as ever passed that way; but he was no longer quite respectable. He was in fact held by all the hobbits of the neighbourhood to be “queer” except by his nephews and nieces on the Took side, but even they were not encouraged in their friendship by their elders. I am sorry to say he did not mind.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

It's not like LotR is that complicated if you're an adult. Maybe you couldn't get the themes, but the plot is not that hard to follow.

If Zach attempted to read Dante, then he can read LotR. This is a guy claiming to write 3K words per day. If you can write that much, you can read that much.

Perhaps, the reason he doesn't like it it's that this is a book written by a Christian with zero degeneracy and he can't stand that.

Not enough hobbit-tentacle rape for Zack's taste, and no one got anything shoved up their asses.

 

[Positron]

To be fair The Hobbit is a bit twee for an adult, but then it is meant for kids.

Zach's holds another talk, this time presumably in front of more than 5 people. No photos.



What?




Group pics or it did not happen.


May I ask who would protect "trans right" when there were no government?

Zach tried to make peace, but terves rejected the topamax-laced peace pipe.


Big gender thunks.


The last photo, with sunken cheeks, is new.


No! Do the William Tell thing!

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Trump said, "some bankers are fine people, but some are Shylocks and bad people". He is literally Hitler.




Brianna jew


Zach is not anorexic, unlike Banana Wu.




Writing therapy.


Hey! A long-overdue teeth update!

Note no mention of brushing his teeth.

 

[Sean Andalou]

An evangelist for self-castration?
My guess is this did not happen quite the way he says.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

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An evangelist for self-castration?
My guess is this did not happen quite the way he says.

exceeded expectations - what?his nuts just jumped off him when they saw the scalpel?

 

[Trombonista]

Those are some of the blandest cookies I've ever seen. He might as well have just bought a box of Nilla Wafers.

 

[Autistic Nonetheless]

Zach's outfits have that Columbine glow people are trying to achieve. Very fashionable

Hey! A long-overdue teeth update!

Note no mention of brushing his teeth.

I was really hoping he wold continue as a toothpaste truther
Surely Colgate is in some way anti trans.

 

[Sourceress]

Those are some of the blandest cookies I've ever seen. He might as well have just bought a box of Nilla Wafers.

My partner saw the pic over my shoulder and asked what was up with the cursed chicken nuggets

They really are the worst, saddest looking cookies I have ever seen. Those poor people at his "talk," having to listen to him talk about the transcendental joy of cutting his balls off and politely choke down those bland beige hockey pucks. I guess they did bring it on themselves, though.

 

[GenderCop]

"Antitheist Christian snake cultist"

those who love God, keep His commandments.

1 John 5:3, John 14:15 ... and lots of other places.

 

[Grander Fucktard]

exceeded expectations - what?his nuts just jumped off him when they saw the scalpel?

maybe they found a third testicle while they were in there so he was 50% more ball chopped than expected!



I keed...it's really about his talk, who obviously was geared toward statisticians since he scored statistically impossibly high on his stats work.

So what if we took all the imaginary people who have been struck with awe by the glory of Biranna Wus and Zinnias fake achievements and put them between Bri Bri and Zinnia -- which one would they run to to fawn over?

 

[CervixHammer]

What a sperg.

 

[AnOminous]

"The Hobbit was fucking unreadable".

It's literally middle school grade reading level. If Zach can't read that he's literally retarded. No wonder he is baffled and confused by abstracts of studies he clearly doesn't understand.

 

[Stinkyboy]

He should try kayaking

 

[Tasty Tatty]

What a sperg.
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Yeah, if he can't ask a concise question, he didn't really understand the subject. He's subtly telling "I'm too smart for ChatGPT". Right, lmao.

 

[Sean Andalou]

I think he was trying to "program" it to give the answer he wanted to hear.
That sort of thing is possible of course, but Mister Jones isn't clever enough.

Really all you have to do is ask your question and if you don't like the answer,
"correct" ChatGPT and it will spew out a mess of stuff thanking you and telling
you why you're correct. Try it. It's fun the first few times before it gets old.

It's AI because it can fake being a human, but that doesn't make it an oracle.
Ever write a term paper off the top of your head that you knew was total bullshit?
That's what ChatGPT does, except it doesn't "know" anything.

The Turing Test for AI deliberately bypasses any philosophical questions or implementation details.
Does it pass, yes or no?

Mister Jones fails the Turing Test.

 

[Positron]

Mister Jones fails the Turing Test.

I mentioned that Zach passes the Inverse Turing Test: his verbal output is judged to have come out of an AI.

Helen Joyce on William "Lia" Thomas.


A panel of experts gather to discuss autogynephilia; among them are Zach's sworn enemies, such as Kenneth Zucker of Toronto Child Youth and Family Gender Identity Clinic.




Benjamin Ryan had enough of Zach.

I don't know what does Zach means by "exploration"; I have a hunch it involves a lot of marker pens.

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"Our get-togethers".


Gestapo


Knives.



Why does he has a bottle of whiskey when he can't stand alcohol?

Judgement Snake is a pokemon.



Heather's Bluesky account has been suspended.

 

[Sean Andalou]

I don't know what does Zach means by "exploration"; I have a hunch it involves a lot of marker pens ...

... up the butt?

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Why does he has a bottle of whiskey when he can't stand alcohol?

1. It's Heather's. I'd drink too if I had to deal with living under the same roof as Zach.
2. Zach lied (what a shock) and he does like booze but doesn't want to be seen as partaking of something also enjoyed by Evil Straight White Cis Men
3. He likes shoving it up his ass.

 

[CervixHammer]

Benjamin Ryan had enough of Zach.

Zach is so self-absorbed I'd imagine even most troons who encounter him have to be struggling with their autistic "be nice to transies at all times" dogma and the natural reaction of "oh god shut the fuck up about the fucking snake holy shit shut up shut up shut up".

That's going on Zach's tombstone.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

I mentioned that Zach passes the Inverse Turing Test: his verbal output is judged to have come out of an AI.

Thats because he's a midwit. Midwits know things, but they don't understand them. They just repeat them because they have enough intelligence to know when to say them, but without really understand what they've said. They just know it's the "right" data.