Does she mean Burmese Pythons? Because a ball python is a four foot blob of a snake that isn’t going to eat anything bigger than a rat and will absolutely get eaten by an alligator, because it’ll roll itself up into a snack sized ball, hence the name.
They’re not even invasive anywhere, really. You can find them in the wild in Florida sometimes, which does list them as a concern, but everything else eats them because they are stupid, like Steph, so they have trouble getting a breeding population going because they’re outcompeted for everything by Burms. I like snakes.
So dumb. She’s so dumb. I hope she manages to stumble into the Everglades and get eaten by a python.
Killjoy : ( what a missed opportunity, what if it’s ttly real???? smh, bro… I’ll be using this against my Mum, who is a real abuser, believe me… she said she wouldn’t give me money for my rent after I spent all of my money on an Etsy sword but like, I NEEDED it……. I’ll report back
anyway here’s a few things from bsky— ignore the timestamps, I’m not that obsessive just happened to check at the right (?) time…….
I love her pretending to like female-female pairings. Regardless, it looks like a mixed review movie but I didn’t delve into much.
What is it with these types self dx-ing BPD? It’s a shit disorder that requires specifically CBT/DBT because you can’t treat it normally. I realize she wants to use it as a trendy “get out of jail free card” for her actions, but it still irks me. You don’t have BPD, Staph, you’re just a spoiled brat.
“Never going to shut up”
all you do at best is RT a post by someone every 3-5 days, but ok
neck still hurtie… probably because you slouch and stare down at your phone all day
I'm loving all the images everyone is conjuring of Staph's methods of applying make up. Welcome back @Sparkle Sloth ! Edit: Ninjaed. Now you're back we will have to consult each other about who is about to deliver the milk lol.
She loves banging on about it... Until someone else wants to repost images of child casualties, then she wants other people to shut up about it.
It's the fact you hunch over your phone all day. Is she still avoiding sleeping in her bed?
But yet she loves to complain about everything. What does she class as the 'good' in her life?
If by 'losing my shit at them' she means become a crying melt down mess if she had a confrontation, then I guess she really would. Maybe someone else has been more pro active to help the cat and kittens?
She's not only self diagnosing herself, but dead people/ imaginary friends. I think people with actual BPD get obsessed with actual people, not pretend ones.
She's not only self diagnosing herself, but dead people/ imaginary friends. I think people with actual BPD get obsessed with actual people, not pretend ones.
Isn't one of the hallmarks of BPD that people who have it snap in and out of idealization and hatred of a person? I sort of wish she did have it now. Imagine a Rebecca Gerber style meltdown at the ghost of a dead serial killer.
There might be fewer dropped storylines if she really had BPD - that astral child she abandoned could be used to claim she was “babytrapped”, we’d hear about all of the ghost husbands in her supernatural polycule instead of whichever one she was currently fixated on, and instead of fantasizing about being raped by ghosts she’d… fantasize about being raped by ghosts, and then claim it happened and use it for clout.
And she definitely would have had a DID arc already, she’d have fit right in with the teenagers currently claiming satanic ritual abuse based on minecraft scripts gave them programmed minecraft alters who are continually kidnapping, restraining, and assaulting each other in the elaborate world that only exists in their head, and every new thought, interest or emotion means they’ve added a new personality to their harem. Or maybe she’d join the people “creating alters” for other people, who take specifications and claim to create an alter ready for transport into your head harem.
Sheherself has repeatedly said she wasn’t raped— by a living human being. Rape doesn’t count if it’s in your imagination by a ghost. That is why people say it didn’t happen.
I am really fucking over her lie about being raped. It's one of the most disgusting things she has ever lied about. She wants people to write about a 'quiet rape' just so she can flick herself off to it. It's fucking vile.
Reminder that she admitted to being raped by...
it's one of the more foul facets of staphlore, imo.
She's not chaotic enough to be BPD. She's certainly autistic but NPD is a much better fit if we are playing armchair diagnosis.
Side note - the widely accepted narrative of "self diagnosis is even more valid than professional diagnosis because not all people have the resources for diagnosis and only they know what's going on in their own head" is infuriating, and just as anti-science as "let's drink horse dewormer to cure a virus" or "magic crystals will cure cancer".
She got it in 2022 (I think?) after shopping around for a doctor who would actually diagnose her with it, iirc.
I don’t believe she’s actually autistic. It’s also, if we remember, not why she was deemed unable to work, which was anxiety.
She’s just a big fat lying liar, who lies. And is fat.
Of all the things for a person to self-diagnosis themselves with, it's wild to me that any of them pick BPD. Even in an age where society is really trying to accept and accommodate all kinds of mental illness, there are a few that are still legitimately cause a side-eye and a 'no, that is a red flag, stay tf away from this person' reaction. Schizophrenia is one, Borderline is another.
I know if means nothing to Stapphy because it's all the tumblr kiddos' asshole-pass-du-jour, but irl that will actually get people to avoid you. My housemate's coworker had it and would threaten to kill people with a knife when she freaked out. Irl, hearing someone is a Borderline is a reason to avoid them, and unlike schizophrenia there isn't a med regimen that will more or less fix it.
I know if means nothing to Stapphy because it's all the tumblr kiddos' asshole-pass-du-jour, but irl that will actually get people to avoid you. My housemate's coworker had it and would threaten to kill people with a knife when she freaked out. Irl, hearing someone is a Borderline is a reason to avoid them, and unlike schizophrenia there isn't a med regimen that will more or less fix it.
I used to think that it was overstigmatized and demonized, and then I met some people with diagnosed BPD. Things go from "this person is a little chaotic but fun and nice" to "holy shit I don't want to be within 50 feet of this dumpster fire" REAL fast.
I would take another schizo friend over meeting another BPD person any day. Zero contest. BPD is the reddest of red flag disorders, and that feels a little shitty to say but it's the truth.
Isn't one of the hallmarks of BPD that people who have it snap in and out of idealization and hatred of a person? I sort of wish she did have it now. Imagine a Rebecca Gerber style meltdown at the ghost of a dead serial killer.
Yeah, "splitting" is the official term. You go from "the favorite" to the "most hated," and it's usually rapid fire and can even be within the same day. It's a real rollercoaster.
Welcome back @Sparkle Sloth ! Edit: Ninjaed. Now you're back we will have to consult each other about who is about to deliver the milk lol.
If by 'losing my shit at them' she means become a crying melt down mess if she had a confrontation, then I guess she really would. Maybe someone else has been more pro active to help the cat and kittens?
thanks boo good to be back... also sorry for ninja : ( guess we need to communicate better...... I'll work on it
and love that the fireworks are also preventing her from sleeping. I get they can be kind of loud, but that's nothing some ear-plugs can't fix and it's not like they're going on for 5 hours straight. Most shows are, what, 2 hours tops? The worst (if you're not watching) is the ending, where they shoot off like 50 in 60 seconds, lol. There seems to be a few going on today, but still-- they're not going until 3am and she doesn't do anything. What's it matter if she "can't sleep"? She ain't got a job to go to.
also here's some milk
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how fucking long was she sitting there? jesus christ
maybe they couldn't sleep last night because of fireworks, stop judging
I think it's just that they don't care... if you have to explain a joke, it's usually not going to be funny to the person, anyway
plus boomers can be notoriously focused-- Gen Z has trouble because of all the stimulation/instant gratification they get from the internet culture nowadays
Youtube came around in 2005. The content back then wasn't always great or intelligent (shit posts abound), but it was notably different than what we have now. These times focus on quick things: TikToks, YT Shorts, IG reels, etc. Bright colors, flashy movements. Social media wasn't a concept back then (MySpace barely counts). We all had bricks for phones, if not flip-phones, and fucking dial-up. Gen-Z is lucky as shit for these days' internet speeds (I'm guilty now of being mad if something takes more than 5 seconds-- I used to be happy when something loaded in 15 minutes). Shit, man, we didn't even all have computers to have dial-up for. Library after-school, anyone?
They're growing up with smart phones, apps that can be quickly switched between, videos meant to grab your attention but only for moments... even just observe children's content from then to now. Or, think about how frequent commercials are. They used to be every 15 minutes. More ads isn't just for profit, it's also because networks know the current generation(s) can't fucking stay still for that long and need to be stimulated and switch tasks constantly.
I've found no articles or studies regarding boomer attention spans. Again, notorious for hyperfocusing.
"Where's Dad?"
"Oh, he's been in the garage for the past 5 hours, working on the car."
anyway it is a very interesting subject to delve into (re: gen z) but she, as always, wrong and dumb
and love that the fireworks are also preventing her from sleeping. I get they can be kind of loud, but that's nothing some ear-plugs can't fix and it's not like they're going on for 5 hours straight. Most shows are, what, 2 hours tops? The worst (if you're not watching) is the ending, where they shoot off like 50 in 60 seconds, lol. There seems to be a few going on today, but still-- they're not going until 3am and she doesn't do anything. What's it matter if she "can't sleep"? She ain't got a job to go to.
This depends on the fireworks laws in her city/state.
If there's no fireworks ban, neighbors at various distances are going to be setting consumer fireworks off at irregular intervals a few days before the 4th and a few days after. Even during the day.
Such is the nature of neighbors, especially in a low-income housing complex.
fake edit: looks like Endicott does allow fireworks, just nothing flying/shooting. So she's probably Boomering about neighbors existing as usual.
This depends on the fireworks laws in her city/state.
If there's no fireworks ban, neighbors at various distances are going to be setting consumer fireworks off at irregular intervals a few days before the 4th and a few days after. Even during the day.
Such is the nature of neighbors, especially in a low-income housing complex.
fake edit: looks like Endicott does allow fireworks, just nothing flying/shooting. So she's probably Boomering about neighbors existing as usual. View attachment 7602344
I think that is specifically for residents, not official events. We have similar laws around my part.
The Southern Tier has quite the plethora, and she'd be able to hear a lot of these (I've lived in rural areas and could hear/see fireworks 35-40 minutes away).
It is funny that I'm sitting here and I'm actively hearing some fireworks going off, though.
Also I love how boomer that is. This is timestamped to have been posted at 10:30 at night. That is not that late, oh my god. And, again: you don't have a 6am job to wake up for. Why do you fucking care, you can sleep all day if you want.
