Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Sparkle Sloth]

jesus christ, I had just opened this like 3 hours ago
https://kind.social/@hewasaseidrbxy


edit: here's her pinned


edit: I'm combing through other stuff so bare with me as I compile more shit lmao

Spoiler: bluesky

somehow I doubt anyone hit on you earnestly


you leave the damn gators alone, they are doing nothing but acting on instinct if they would eat someone-- be mad at the right thing, like who is putting them there in the first place


ok

 

[Aunt Carol]

edit: jeffblr when dahmblr was right there

Did someone else have the URL/ID already? That's the only excuse for missing that.

Her living in accommodation for the elderly and specials and still being the dumbest person there is peak Steph.

This is the difference between someone who's been a 'tard all their life, vs. Stephanie who got a master's degree and a job and then decided she was too 'tarded, from birth, to work.

It's like being a Korean adoptee in the US; everyone can see their heritage, but they didn't grow up with the language or the culture, so they feel like an imposter and an outsider whichever "people" they try to fit in with. Except with Stephanie she's missing the lore and wisdom of generations of drug-addled white trash.

LMAOOO.

She really does just have that one eyeshadow palette. We probably have a better idea how old it is than she does, but God protects his stankiest soldiers from pinkeye.

One major subset of True Crime Content (tm) is videos of women discussing true crime while filming themselves putting on a full face of makeup. I guess none of those have popped up in her feed.

I know I've said before I'd eagerly chip in for a ticket for her and her true soulmate, Lou Gagliardi, to meet IRL, but I'm going to expand that to another option: a beauty weekend sleepover with Forever Kailyn.

Spoiler: makeup sperg with very little prompting

I'm from too long ago and too female to have gotten any diagnosis, but I didn't start wearing makeup until my 20s, other than concealer--except for a longtime hobby of theatrical makeup starting with the step-by-step Dick Smith instructions for pasting on werewolf hair and rolling fangs out of cheese wax. One of my aha moments was realizing a "smokey eye" is a palette shift from doing bruise makeup.

At Stephanie's age and level of personal, haphazardly smeared-on eyeshadow isn't outrageous, or gender play or anything scandalous. It's one of the best visual signals that she's got some kind of brain trouble. Even the endless selfie troons trying to reconstruct teenage goth makeup for boners have a better idea of what they're doing. The first step for a "genderqueer" or glam man is usually eyeliner; if she only wants to use one cosmetic ever, colorful sparkle eyeliner is not expensive and she could post about "guyliner" all she wants.

However, when you buy one of those "play makeup" kits for a little girl, they have lipstick, blush and eyeshadow (all of them pale and easy for Mom to wash off). No eyeliner or mascara, because let's not encourage small children to poke their eyeballs, and the understanding of eyeliner and mascara comes later, too. Lots of adult men in 2025 think that a woman in a neutral shadow, eyeliner and mascara "isn't wearing makeup."

Irregularly-smeared eyeshadow, not blended or symmetrical, just put on there without review, is probably the same thing as Stephanie throwing cardboard and tea lights on her upholstered chair and assuming that everyone will be impressed by her occult mastery. She just has a lot more beauty filters running in her brain than we do.

eta: remember when drugstore eyeshadow trios and quads all came with "hey dumbass" instructions inside the label? that's what she needs.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Wearing that BOTTOM choker for a therapy appointment. A sign the therapy isn't going well.

How is that a choker? Looks more like a dog collar. In fact Jim Sterling has one of those.

Who wore it better?

 

[Sparkle Sloth]

Did someone else have the URL/ID already? That's the only excuse for missing that.

no, she's just dumb

the full name for that tumblr is apparently jefftccblr

but dahmblr is available without any add-ons-- and actually jeffblr by itself is also available so why bother to add in tcc? it's clunky

How is that a choker? Looks more like a dog collar. In fact Jim Sterling has one of those.

Who wore it better?

I don't know who that is but I admire that this person looks more like the opposite sex than Staph (granted, that says very little as the bar is low)

also a few more screencaps, this time from tumblr

Spoiler: gore guts no glory- just a reblog

just found this edgy and dumb

can someone use this tutorial against Staph? thanks
@Chromeo your time to shine


you are not freaky in the way you want to be seen as

 

[Aunt Carol]

How is that a choker? Looks more like a dog collar. In fact Jim Sterling has one of those.

It's pretty much the standard cheap fetish collar these days; I'd be surprised if she didn't buy it on Etsy (although I've seen the same ones IRL at Pride events and in sex stores).

I don't know who that is

Jim Sterling, edgy game review YouTuber who escalated cringe into trooning and is slowly but inexorably nuking his career.

 

[Grander Fucktard]

Man..I want a kewl D&D name like

Sapphire Crimson Claw​

How about...
WhiteClaw PoopDick?

 

[DatBepisTho]

Nice thing about people wearing fetish gear like that in the open is they've thoroughly marked themselves as a hazard for normies to avoid.

I don't have to keep my head on a swivel when they're crawling out of the woodwork and announcing themselves with questionable fashion choices.

Man..I want a kewl D&D name like

Sapphire Crimson Claw​

How about...
WhiteClaw PoopDick?

My vote's for Whiteclaw Poopins!
Consider Peepee Pooclaw as their replacement's name in event of death by gelatinous (soap) cubes.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Staph applies her eyeshadow by sticking her finger into the pan, rubbing, and then sticking her finger on her eyelid and rubbing, the way a three-year-old would with mummy's makeup. You cannot convince me otherwise.

 

[Sparkle Sloth]

Staph applies her eyeshadow by sticking her finger into the pan, rubbing, and then sticking her finger on her eyelid and rubbing, the way a three-year-old would with mummy's makeup. You cannot convince me otherwise.

no shit I literally just said this exact same thing to someone

the fact it's that opaque... like, does she lick her finger then do it? It's caked on and non-blended as shit. Even a damn cotton-swab would function better, considering you know she doesn't bother with a brush. It's almost more costume-make-up than general eye-shadow. It reminds me of face-paint.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

the fact it's that opaque... like, does she lick her finger then do it?

You know she never washes her hands, so they'd be greasy and oily as she rubs the pan.

 

[Sparkle Sloth]

I don't know the context but I don't care, it's still dumb

 

[Aunt Carol]

the fact it's that opaque... like, does she lick her finger then do it? It's caked on and non-blended as shit. Even a damn cotton-swab would function better, considering you know she doesn't bother with a brush. It's almost more costume-make-up than general eye-shadow. It reminds me of face-paint.

Except, conversely, when she applies her "sigils" to her face they're faint and translucent, in a way a good costume makeup crayon wouldn't be.

And I see her eyeshadow as opaque in some places, but faint in other places. Definitely not blended, almost certainly dirty finger-applied and just left there.

While she's talking to dead gay guys, Stephanie should try to raise the ghost of Kevyn Aucoin.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

you are not freaky in the way you want to be seen as

I dunno, I think 'exceptional(ly) freaky' is pretty spot on.

Man, I MISS the word filters. I wonder if Null would ever be convinced to bring those back.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Man, I MISS the word filters. I wonder if Null would ever be convinced to bring those back.

If he does more donation tiers than "True & Honest," adding a word filter would be an excellent reward. Maybe just for six months or something, and subject to Null review; you wouldn't want him to stroke out with a filter that makes "Internet" into "internet."

(I still want a pledge drive with canvas tote bags, though.)

 

[Sailor Swift]

I'm torn. Because using your fingers to apply eyeshadow is valid. You sort of have to do it with some formulas. If you're the kind who enjoys a fun gimmick, you can even find special "brushes" and applicators that are kinda rubbery and meant to mimic fingertips. I recall one brand even adding "fingerprints" to theirs for some reason.

I went back and looked at the selfies, and tbh, I didn't even realize she was wearing eyeshadow at first. I legit thought she just had bruises or hadn't slept or something.
It looks almost like a stain left over from old pigment that she failed to properly clean off. Judging by the irritation, she might be uses pigments that aren't rated safe for the eye area. There's a shocking amount of eyeshadow palettes who mix pigments like that in, unmarked unless you read the fine print on the component or box.

I'd love to take a peek into her makeup kit. Or if she could do a makeup tutorial, that would be even better. I want to see her process.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I'm torn. Because using your fingers to apply eyeshadow is valid. You sort of have to do it with some formulas. If you're the kind who enjoys a fun gimmick, you can even find special "brushes" and applicators that are kinda rubbery and meant to mimic fingertips. I recall one brand even adding "fingerprints" to theirs for some reason.

I went back and looked at the selfies, and tbh, I didn't even realize she was wearing eyeshadow at first. I legit thought she just had bruises or hadn't slept or something.
It looks almost like a stain left over from old pigment that she failed to properly clean off. Judging by the irritation, she might be uses pigments that aren't rated safe for the eye area. There's a shocking amount of eyeshadow palettes who mix pigments like that in, unmarked unless you read the fine print on the component or box.

I'd love to take a peek into her makeup kit. Or if she could do a makeup tutorial, that would be even better. I want to see her process.

It's also valid to apply eyeshadow with a brush.

However, if you hold the brush in your fist like a hammer, scrub it into the pan like you're cleaning a toilet, flip it upside down in your clenched fish, and then do the same motion across your eyelid as you would when brushing your teeth, you are doing it wrong.

A light swirl or swab and then patting or dusting strategically with your fingertip is not what we are talking about here. I've done that in emergency touch-up situations, and it's not ideal, but it gets the job done. We are talking about the motions that a three-year-old does while fingerpainting, with all the grace and elegance therein.

 

[Sailor Swift]

It's also valid to apply eyeshadow with a brush.

However, if you hold the brush in your fist like a hammer, scrub it into the pan like you're cleaning a toilet, flip it upside down in your clenched fish, and then do the same motion across your eyelid as you would when brushing your teeth, you are doing it wrong.

A light swirl or swab and then patting or dusting strategically with your fingertip is not what we are talking about here. I've done that in emergency touch-up situations, and it's not ideal, but it gets the job done. We are talking about the motions that a three-year-old does while fingerpainting, with all the grace and elegance therein.

Oh I'm not defending her. Just the concept of using your fingers to apply eyeshadow. That's why I say I'd love to see her process because it's going to go exactly how we imagine. I imagine her trying to tweeze the little sponge-tip applicator between her fingers before just tossing it to the side and grinding the makeup into her eyeballs with her knuckles.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm not above using my fingies for eyeshadow either, however the main two issues are:

• not jamming unwashed fingers into the eyeshadow that you plan to use repeatedly
• it should not look like you put your eyeshadow on with your fingers. In the dark.

That's why I say I'd love to see her process because it's going to go exactly how we imagine. I imagine her trying to tweeze the little sponge-tip applicator between her fingers before just tossing it to the side and grinding the makeup into her eyeballs with her knuckles.

Thought about it some more, and the only time she's shown a picture of her makeup in the container, it was a very cheap Halloween set--the kind with one small crayon and a pan of greasepaint--and she'd just bought it.

I wonder if that's her "makeup." Other than her famous blue lipstick.

But yeah, she should film a GRWM where she talks about Hubbie Jeff. Set the story straight, get some more followers. Nothing could go wrong.

 

[Sailor Swift]

I'm not above using my fingies for eyeshadow either, however the main two issues are:

• not jamming unwashed fingers into the eyeshadow that you plan to use repeatedly
• it should not look like you put your eyeshadow on with your fingers. In the dark.

Thought about it some more, and the only time she's shown a picture of her makeup in the container, it was a very cheap Halloween set--the kind with one small crayon and a pan of greasepaint--and she'd just bought it.

I wonder if that's her "makeup." Other than her famous blue lipstick.

But yeah, she should film a GRWM where she talks about Hubbie Jeff. Set the story straight, get some more followers. Nothing could go wrong.

"Get ready with me to sit alone at home and collect my nail clippings."

 

[Durkadurkadurka]

It's also valid to apply eyeshadow with a brush.

However, if you hold the brush in your fist like a hammer, scrub it into the pan like you're cleaning a toilet, flip it upside down in your clenched fish, and then do the same motion across your eyelid as you would when brushing your teeth, you are doing it wrong.

A light swirl or swab and then patting or dusting strategically with your fingertip is not what we are talking about here. I've done that in emergency touch-up situations, and it's not ideal, but it gets the job done. We are talking about the motions that a three-year-old does while fingerpainting, with all the grace and elegance therein.

She’s a troon and that’s exactly how they do their make up. It’s their culture, trole.