Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 70 10.6%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 94 14.2%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 208 31.4%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 174 26.3%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 65 9.8%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.7%

  • Total voters
    662
One of the things that struck me as oddest about the Rekieta's was their desire to take holidays *away* from their kids. Family holidays have always been one of the best things about having a family. Whether you're camping in a cheap tent or a caravan in the middle of nowhere, or staying in a swank hotel in a posh European city doesn't matter at all. The point is the memories you make together. They're the things that bind you together as a family and stay with you all of your life.
Sometimes parents need time to themselve.

I know people growing up that would take their two kids and have them spend friday night at grandma and grandpa s house this is so mommy and daddy could have friday night to themselves and then spend saturday morning doing something like going to the swapmeet.

as adults my friend realized the benifits it allowed him to bond with his grandpa, and gave space to his parents.

The rekita are pieces of the shit, and he could ve easily done one family holiday and one mommy and daddy holiday
 
Null left out Nick commissioning a 2 hour compilation of Aaron talking about him then streaming himself reacting to it the day after he got the restraining order and that he's been MIA for almost a week on MATI

Smh
If he wasn't a noodle-armed faggot, there would be the possibility that he punched himself in the head for being stupid until he lost consciousness. But he's not even strong enough to hurt himself.

Has coomalot let Nick back on his show since he unveiled the flower tattoos or was that too gay even for him?

Nick's last friend....
 
Well hopefully some printouts of this don't find their way into a filing.
Who cares? It would be hilarious if they do. It would just make Nick seem that much more unhinged.

I couldn't stop laughing when I saw the schizo JonBenét Ramsey crap included as an exhibit in Randazza's filing. Total desperation.
 
I’m reading back on this thread and I forgot how kino Nick’s show was when he was doing drugs. Megan Fox being disgusted at a child rape joke, Nick claiming to be more hood than Eric July, pretending to be sober while ghoulifying in real time, Kurt straight up stonewalling his insane babbling, the mysterious yellow and blue discolorations, getting sloppy drunk and defaming people, torturing guests with his ridiculous obsession with American Beauty.

Sober Nick is so fucking boring and annoying to watch. He should just get the jail time done and surrender custody of the children. They can be fed and clothed properly, he gets to overdose, we get to laugh — everyone wins.
 
“The reason there's so many mentions of Nick Rekieta, to be fair to Aaron, is not all because of Aaron. It's because of the Kiwi Farmers that went into his chat, all right?
To be fair, let's distribute it per- and I know Nick Squad ain't gonna like this,
because the narrative we have to do is Aaron is completely obsessed, which he is to an extent, all right? Not taking that away, but I'm going to say that 4,000 plus times,
Best believe at least half of that shit were from Kiwi Farmers that obsess with Nick Rekieta almost as much, if not more so, to a weird, concerning degree of where they'll take pictures of his ass and post them on their website and think they're cool for doing it. Like, let's call a spade a spade, I'm not looking to get promotion from you weirdos, I'm not looking to be your friend like Aaron was because I know what you guys do to the people you champion in a week, They're like, mincemeat the next one, and the irony in all this is you think you're using them when they're the ones using you for all the dirty work. You get all the archives, you get all the weird shit, and you do all the collages and then we post them for our channels. The irony in Kiwi Farms is that they think they're the cool guys when we're the ones using them.
They think, oh, these people are so disposable. They're like a bad fucking woman that you use for sex and then the woman will think that, actually, I used that guy.
It's like, no, we're not calling you back, weirdos. I feel like Aaron and Rekeita's cock-holed nature was really exposed when they weren't willing to disassociate. Like, they were willing to stick by Kiwi Farms until they got fucking destroyed by them.
Right? That's the pathetic part of all this. And that's where Rekieta and Aaron's fucking cock-holed rebeats. Never trust a farmer, never trust Kiwi Farms, always use them as a freaking tool. They're the equivalent of a fucking woman. They don't know what they want. They're mentally unstable. Holy fucking shit. Only a mentally unstable group of people would harvest the nudes of another man in their forum for the quote-unquote lulz and still have the cojones to think that they're alphas or some kind of weird sigmas. It's like, no, bro, alphas and sigmas do not do the weird obsessive shit you do. And effectively, though, I don't know, this could have been a 20-D chess move. Kiwi Farms coming to obsess in Aaron Emholt's chat just so Aaron Imholte can take the heat and look like a fucking loser that's obsessed with Rekieta.
All these super tips, super chats, words in Aaron's chat, all the championing was for nothing, too. This guy got dropped by Kiwi Farms immediately because he's a fucking loser. But he's so, so into the idea of validation from freaks on a forum made by Josh Moon that I guess it was worth it, right, Aaron? And now he's taking this weird legal strategy, which I swear to fucking God, if he fucking had a call with, like, potentially criminal about this, this would be the cringest shit ever. Potentially criminal. Hey, Aaron, you know what you can do? You can sew dick and you can play, you can use the law. It's like, dude, why is it so fucked up that I could actually see Sean doing that? Oh, because Sean hangs out on Kiwi Farms almost as much as these mentally unstable people. So again, I just don't put it past him. Dude, my cap on being on the forums was like 20, 20 years old. And I'm like, fuck this shit. All right, fuck this shit. The last time I went back was when I was like 20 for a brief period, too. And that's about it. I don't know what these 40, 30 people with gray in their beard men are doing on that fucking forum. If you're not just if you're literally conversing with these mentally ill individuals, I got to question your sanity as well.
I got to question you as well. You're probably a weirdo like them as well. OK, and you probably have skeletons that unfortunately we haven't been able to reveal
because as destiny has proved, it's very, very hard unless you got a good hacker on your side. But again, you know, it's just kind of reading between the lines, man. Fucking old people shouldn't be doing this shit. I mean, look at Nick, too. Nick fuck with these people, too. And look what the fuck we found about him.
Nick was a perfect example, too. If you guys want to say no, these people are respectable, stop attacking them. OK, let me use a more bitch made example for you guys than you can understand. Nick Rekieta fuck with these people and look at what kind of a freak he turned out to be. Jesus fucking Christ. Point is, if you're old and you're fucking with Kiwi Farms, you're probably a freak. And if you haven't been exposed yet, hide the skeletons even more because if you ever do, it'll probably be pretty fucking bad on levels of this guy getting destroyed or even worse.” -by that douche MrSEN
New copy pasta? (Under spoiler)
Sen has always been been a weirdo with a bone to pick with the Farms. Conversely, nobody here has ever really liked him. Also, the loli shit.
He comes across in that screed like a guy who takes shitposting way too seriously, SENposting. Who worries about being alpha or sigma? Schizo babel child, crab louse. “The nerve to post Nicks ass. Heavens to Betsy. They chew yew up & spit chu out, man.”
Would be funny if it this is Nick on a bender (probably not though). :story:
I’ve seen a post or two today that had me thinking similar, Cap.
I’m reading back on this thread and I forgot how kino Nick’s show was when he was doing drugs. Megan Fox being disgusted at a child rape joke, Nick claiming to be more hood than Eric July, pretending to be sober while ghoulifying in real time, Kurt straight up stonewalling his insane babbling, the mysterious yellow and blue discolorations, getting sloppy drunk and defaming people, torturing guests with his ridiculous obsession with American Beauty.

Sober Nick is so fucking boring and annoying to watch. He should just get the jail time done and surrender custody of the children. They can be fed and clothed properly, he gets to overdose, we get to laugh — everyone wins.
It was insanity. He is the epitome of up his own ass, comparatively extra-whiney at the moment, with little bursts of humor at his own expense, fully unintentional on his part. No wonder Nick hates many ex streamer cohosts & his audience, who witnessed his totally embarrassing mess of a crash. He’s a wretch of a thing.
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One of the things that struck me as oddest about the Rekieta's was their desire to take holidays *away* from their kids. Family holidays have always been one of the best things about having a family. Whether you're camping in a cheap tent or a caravan in the middle of nowhere, or staying in a swank hotel in a posh European city doesn't matter at all. The point is the memories you make together. They're the things that bind you together as a family and stay with you all of your life.
My dad and I were always hiking and camping and fishing together as I grew up. He bragged about how I was the reason he stayed in shape. Hell, we even spent winters skiing. It’s one of those things you don’t notice fully until you’re an adult just how your parents were there for you. Ol Balldo, with all that land, plenty of space to spend time with his sons. Just nothing. If my dad had social media at the time he’d be plastering everything out of excitement… I currently am expecting and I’m already seeing the excitement of things. I can’t imagine how how you’d just not be there and ignore the life you create.
 
OT, but TPU is particularly finnicky to print: slow, no retraction settings, insane amount of stringing, layer adhesion issues out of the ass, no real way to effectively post process.
Balldo has gone bankrupt, the urge to make a custom sized Balldo with a few spacer rings for skelly's tiny scrote must be insurmountable. He'll overcome all the woes of TPU like hikers climbing Mount Everest. The Balldo WILL fit.
If you're one of his 5k LOCALS recipients, you WILL wear the Balldo and you WILL be happy.

EDIT: He's into loli.
If course a balldowasher is into nonce cartoons.

Give the man some small path to redemption here.
His path to redemption is glazing down a double barrel shotgun proceeded by a high speed impact demonstrating Newton's Third Law.

He missed his chance already. Immediately after the conviction, he could have admitted to his crimes and moved on by leaving the Internet with a real job or stick to streaming. Instead of that, he made dozens upon dozens of batshit insane scenarios to cope with his daughter's positive ten times the cut-off test. None of it made sense and I think he knows it. He knows why his daughter tested positive and he knows he deserves to be dangling from a lamppost because of it. He can't get over his ex-boyfriend and he went around doing countless gayops with a fat paedophile.

The crime happened in Colorado. Monty is from Colorado. I think that’s literally all there is to it.
Why did Nicholas Robert Rekieta sell George Floyd fentanyl? Saint Floyd would still be alive if Nicholas Robert Rekieta the blackface swinger didn't sell him impure fentanyl.
 
I just realised something. MAPton might actually be Nick's tard wrangler or just be doing what PPP did to DSP. Could you imagine how much he's fallen if this were the case?
Correct me if im wrong, but they were not so obtuse and into DSP face like Pedolton is to Nick right? He was litreally in his face "you are boring, people are complaing" while canadian duo tried to tardwrangle him without hostility.
 
Melton and Nick have the same goals, even if Melton looks down on Nick. Which isn't quite the same as PPP, although he did at least try to help DSP but yeah that was never going to last because DSP does not work well with anyone. But yeah PPP was in it to get entertainment from DSP, primarily.
Melton and Nick's goal is more destruction of Aaron than content, although they're happy to get content out of it too (Melton moreso than Nick).
 
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