Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 71 10.7%

  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 94 14.2%

  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 208 31.4%

  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 174 26.2%

  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 65 9.8%

  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.7%
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Tiki_Fox said:
Going Back to 5k gift. Really was he just a lazy asshole? How hard is to get a company to make five thousand whiskey glasses with a logo on them?
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Maybe the plan was to personalize them all by taking a shot and licking the sides of each glass before mailing them, but then the stupid government threw a monkey wrench into that idea. If he's still alive by then maybe he'll finish the gift in a little under 5 years.
 
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Hamburger Detractor said:
Maybe the plan was to personalize them all by taking a shot and licking the sides of each glass before mailing them, but then the stupid government threw a monkey wrench into that idea. If he's still alive by then maybe he'll finish the gift in a little under 5 years.
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The 5K grift is just another example of how Nick is a complete faggot completely incapable of keeping his word.

He is a total liar and nothing he says is ever true.
 
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MrSEN is a known quantity, he's an entirely forgettable coattail hanger.
He's a bland mixture of not funny, not insightful and too uninvolved to pay attention to.
I wouldn't call him a Balldowasher, more like no real developed opinion. He's probably went on that rant because someone lightly trolled him on Xitter.
Think of him like the Balldoverse's very own version of Mersh's roommate or Jobless Johnny's fat buddy that punched Ralph.
 
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AnOminous said:
Back in my misspent youth, I got to direct traffic. I thought this was pretty questionable. You mean, my punishment for driving drunk is I have to tell other people how to drive?
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I had to shuffle chairs back and forth in Liverpool's Anglican Cathedral. I always thought that the Christians who ran the place should cut me some slack and let me loaf around and go home early. Not a goddam chance. I suppose that rector thought if it's between him and me who has to move a few hundred chairs from Chapel A to Chapel B, he'd much prefer it was me who had to do it.

Getting to go up into the bell tower and onto the roof was cool though. It's accessible to the public these days, but it wasn't back then.

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Obnoxious Asshole said:
I'd rather he became an organ donor so some good comes from him. Probably be the only selfless act he is capable of.
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Imagine getting his alky liver. Or his coke kidneys. Or his nitrous lungs. Or his shriveled, black little heart. Nick isn’t fit to be cat food, his body will probably decompose and melt in a matter of minutes after dying.
 
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Shagedan said:
Imagine getting his alky liver. Or his coke kidneys. Or his nitrous lungs. Or his shriveled, black little heart. Nick isn’t fit to be cat food, his body will probably decompose and melt in a matter of minutes after dying.
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As long as he doesn't have the fuck flu or advanced cancer he's good for corneas at the least, plus whatever skin they can harvest. Give the man some small path to redemption here.
 
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Obnoxious Asshole said:
As long as he doesn't have the fuck flu or advanced cancer he's good for corneas at the least, plus whatever skin they can harvest. Give the man some small path to redemption here.
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Nick is a retard and if you got even a tiny part of him you'd turn full retard.
 
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SaltyFanta said:
That's something that really concerns me. A while back Nick talked about how he wishes his parents were more sexually open around him. As well he's made comments that having a parent doing online pornography would actually be normal and comfortable for kids, with the kids knowing about it.

I'm not saying he's doing this, or is interested in this definitively. But what concerns me is if there's some kind of area of interest in 'open family' fetishism, which is an intersection of exhibitionism, incest and pedophilia fetishism. Open family fetishism is pretty self explanatory, it's essentially the concept that adults should be sexually open and have no boundaries on sexual behavior in the household, in some cases this magnifies in severity to the point of kids being made to watch sexual behavior, or participate often framed as "teaching them".

I'm not saying Nick is doing that at all, but with his statements outlined above and actions being looser than normal on boundaries between his sex life and children, it's something I worry is in the back of his mind.
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Whistlin' Crustacean said:
Looking at their very mentally stable faces, I'm surprised they weren't more sexually open around him :really:
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SEAAAAAN They say I have sex my mother Sean! My father's a CUCK and my mistress was doing orgies with them SEAAAAN! :really:
 
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Stiffy said:
Just spitballing here, any chance Nick had an incestuous relationship with his mother Celeste growing up?
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Illuminati Order Official said:
The Medallion called to him, so who knows? But we have no evidence of something like this happening.
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dustnight said:
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SEAAAAAN They say I have sex my mother Sean! My father's a CUCK and my mistress was doing orgies
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Nick HATES his mother, as well as any woman who doesn't recognize his superiority. But especially Mommy-who-controls-the-money-even -though-I'm-the -smartest-ever.

His sister is, what , 4-5 years older than him? I can totally see Nick as the 12 year old trying to peep on his older sister in the shower. I also suspect Bob is the main enabler- for instance, Celeste hasn't supported him in any of his legal misadventures- no letter to the court for sentencing, nothing. I think Nick is Bob's precious boy, and Celeste is Cluster B enough to throw money at the Nick problem, but doesn't really care about the son she knows is a creepy shithead.
Hopefully, she cares enough about her grandchildren to structure the trust to avoid Nick being a beneficiary or trustee.
 
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Kheapathic said:
Worse than a Balldowasher, he's a Jimwalker (Jim as in Metokur).
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Probably not anymore. They had a fight back in April.

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Sen has always been been a weirdo with a bone to pick with the Farms. Conversely, nobody here has ever really liked him. Also, the loli shit.

The only sorta nice thing I can say about him is he's probably right about Nick trying to sleep with Gothic Sushi. But even then, I am pretty sure the true underlying source for that story is YellowFlash. Sen was just repeating it.
 
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Stiffy said:
Does anyone remember that swinger Canadian couple Nick and Kayla hung out with?
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It's so odd. Right before you posted this I remembered them. This is the couple Kayla (or Nick? or both?) called unearthly attractive or something? Maybe something in the thread triggered the memory for both of us, but it's not obvious to me what. I saw that others have replied already. Now I'm curious.
 
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