Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

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At the end of the day, this guy is like the quartering but hates the jews.
You need to watch 1 video and you know everything he is going to say in all the videos, actual NPC,
"Woke bad, women bad, you see this game that mentions africa for 2 seconds? woke, Mutt (he loves this word), also im lonely because of (((them))) no other reason, Kirche please peg me"
 
At the end of the day, this guy is like the quartering but hates the jews.
You need to watch 1 video and you know everything he is going to say in all the videos, actual NPC,
"Woke bad, women bad, you see this game that mentions africa for 2 seconds? woke, Mutt (he loves this word), also im lonely because of (((them))) no other reason, Kirche please peg me"
Disagree, Quarter pounder may be a faggot and a grifter but at least has real ambitions and goals he pursues, even if he does go about it in the most retarded way. Synth is just a black hole who not only wallows in his own misery but is willing to drag other's down to his level by spouting blackpill garbage, he decries any improvement advice as a cope or a seethe, and is incredibly envious of those who have more in life than him like in the video he put out he say's it's "ok" for neets to play "wage slave" games because it instills some sense of purpose, but if you have a job and your life together? kill yourself.

The worst part is his painfully aware of all of this and what he should do, that his situation can be improved but refuses to take any action, he knows he doesn't have to get drunk off his ass and play garbage he hates all day, he knows he should go outside and touch grass, but that's difficult and alien, But the mold? the mold comforts him.
 
He names Factorio, Kenshi, and Rimworld as "wage slave games", lol. If there's one thing I can't stand about the futa faggot is his solipsism. I like 3d platformers, but If I had to rank genres by meaninglessness, they'd be up there. All the "wage-slave" games he lists are just those that try to engage your mind with complex systems, planning, strategy, etc, or favour immersion and realism over instant gratification. You can have preferences, but it's stupid to only play what you yourself call "babygames" and then wonder why you feel unfulfilled.

He's incapable of understanding that there's an organic audience for "wage-slave games", and people just have a genuine interest in them. It's not some sophisticated method of control by the WEF. People just like survival crafting games, JRPGS, WRPGS because they're fun.
 
He's incapable of understanding that there's an organic audience for "wage-slave games", and people just have a genuine interest in them. It's not some sophisticated method of control by the WEF. People just like survival crafting games, JRPGS, WRPGS because they're fun.
It’s good you mentioned solipsism too because it’s a defining trait of people who talk about “society not giving men a purpose”. That’s such a vague statement that could be technically true in many small ways but what they mean is that they need a lot of guarantees to be motivated and then project this shortcoming (which is what it is) onto other men who managed to stay in school, build a good resume, and so on. And because these men exist and obviously inspire bitter resentment they invent copes about how they’re all secretly slaves (as they dwell in their mom’s house all day).
 
Then why the hell did he buy DS2
Synth: "Pirates can't crack it on day one, so I'm forced to buy and play it immediately because I need to get this vid out quickly. You're a stupid autstic faggot!"

Futaman wasted hours on stream just to download a mod for Fallout 4. He's probably too stupid to pirate. Even if you gave him the game weeks early, he'd still somehow manage to release a late video.
YOU lack purpose, doesn't mean others do. Just because you cope by playing shitty games and watch futa porn and god knows what else, dosen't mean all other men do the same.
Synth: "You kiwitroons and my PATHETIC fans all watch me doom and coom, so all of you must be just as bad or worse than me!!!"
his experience of grinding on GTA Online. He says the reason for that is because he had nothing better to do with his life, sounds like a man without a purpose ey, something you accused all men of having.
People don't choose to be wagecucks, Coby. They have families and themselves to feed. Sometimes, being a wagecuck is their only option, and that's still a thousand times better than a useless NEET who should kill themselves out of shame for contributing nothing to society as a whole. Get a real job Coby.
he talks about Kojima being a pedo
A huge chunk of Synth's audience watch loli, he knows it, and does nothing
You know, I made a video where he ranks chat's favorite waifus. He specifically mentioned Midna, which makes me think he's definitely someone who indulges in all kinds of porn, including loli and possibly real-life illegal content. He has said he refuses to turn on filters when browsing porn sites, so his accusations of others being pedophiles seem like self-projection to me.
 
Synth is just a black hole who not only wallows in his own misery but is willing to drag other's down to his level by spouting blackpill garbage
You don't even need to say that much.

Just point at him seriously talking to his own father about Anime Trannies.

Says everything.
Does he think everyone just forgot about the Kirsche shit?
Pfft, is this his attempt at trying to play nonchalant?

Say what you want, but Coby got absolutely reamed by the fat Whore🤣
 
I think synth was at least right that Death stranding was politically correct or woke. I'm not shilling the guy but I think he is right. Also why are you guys calling him a grifter? if the guy was a grifter then he would have stuck to the popular anti woke opinions. I think there has to be another word for him because he really isn't grifting but I can somewhat see why the word was being used. Nick Fuentes appeals to the groyper crowd but he's actually a huge faggot and is retarded even though he occasionally says some 'based' things and synth sorta does do the same thing though I don't see any hypocrisy really since I'm a newfag to the drama surrounding the guy. Also what are your guys thoughts on what the egad, he's also is one of his cronies but the comparison of him to american krogan is far more accurate than what I see it being applied to coby and he seems to be quite well read as well.
 
Synth is such a drag to listen to sometimes. "waah, you can't get a girlfriend if you are not megachad!" Bet you he hasn't even tried to get one
"I don't like normies or other people" Gee, I wonder why you might feel lonely.

Bet he would call people feds, would somebody make a doom-style video like that last one he made
 
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Remember when Coby said he wanted to move onto "political content"? Yeah, this is it.
He's pretty much just a right wing breadtuber now, instead of talking about the game he will instead talk about *insert political topic here* for 40 minutes, and maybe sprinkle in a bit of "oh yeah, this game sucks btw" thru out it, just so he can call it a "review".
At the end of the day, this guy is like the quartering but hates the jews.
You need to watch 1 video and you know everything he is going to say in all the videos, actual NPC,
"Woke bad, women bad, you see this game that mentions africa for 2 seconds? woke, Mutt (he loves this word), also im lonely because of (((them))) no other reason, Kirche please peg me"
That's not true, his Starfield video is spot on and I watched tens of hours of people shitting on that game(one video alone is 9 hours long). I know what good criticism of Starfield looks like. Similarly, his Dead Rising Demake video was pretty good, and that comes from a life long Dead Rising fan(I completed the 7 Day Survivor achievement just last summer. Look it up). The rest of his videos are pretty meh, so I will give that to you. Still, he does have a few diamonds in the rough.
Disagree, Quarter pounder may be a faggot and a grifter but at least has real ambitions and goals he pursues, even if he does go about it in the most retarded way. Synth is just a black hole who not only wallows in his own misery but is willing to drag other's down to his level by spouting blackpill garbage, he decries any improvement advice as a cope or a seethe, and is incredibly envious of those who have more in life than him like in the video he put out he say's it's "ok" for neets to play "wage slave" games because it instills some sense of purpose, but if you have a job and your life together? kill yourself.
Quartering at least has a coffee brand. Unless Coby starts selling Chud Coffee, he is officially below Quartering.

He names Factorio, Kenshi, and Rimworld as "wage slave games", lol.
Factorio: A game that gives you an enormous toolset to solve a problem and expects the player to use their ingenuity, cunning and imagination to beat the game.
Kenshi: A game where you can quite literally do almost anything, this is a Role Playing game in it's purest form. Again, requires imagination to make the most of it.
Rimworld: A strategy game with a wide variety of options to solve a problem, but also very flexible immersive-sim like elements where you can completely turn the game's mechanics on their head and beat scenarios in the way that no other game would even let you. Once again, requires a bit of imagination to get the most of it.

I am seeing a pattern here. All these games are great and give you quite a bit of options in how to play, but none of them are "wage slave simulators". Factorio has you engaging with quite an in-depth engineering and crafting system to escape a sticky situation, Kenshi lets you do quite literally anything you want, there is no main quest, and Rimworld once again has an end goal and how you go about it is up to you. It says a lot about Coby if he sees these fun sandboxes as "wage slave work". I guess he's more comfortable with Breakers and yellow paint filled open world slop simulators, like the rest of his zoomer kind. He sees the game giving him options as "uggh, more work!". He's part of the reason why every single fucking game streamlines everything so that even DSP can beat it, since he's not far off at this point himself.
It’s good you mentioned solipsism too because it’s a defining trait of people who talk about “society not giving men a purpose”. That’s such a vague statement that could be technically true in many small ways but what they mean is that they need a lot of guarantees to be motivated and then project this shortcoming (which is what it is) onto other men who managed to stay in school, build a good resume, and so on. And because these men exist and obviously inspire bitter resentment they invent copes about how they’re all secretly slaves (as they dwell in their mom’s house all day).
Thing is that even if Coby did lift off and have a family, with his negative personality traits he would blame da jooz or whomever is most convenient on anything and everything but himself at any slight pushback or setback. I didn't get the promotion? Well, I guess my boss just hates me! Have you seen his nose, of course he will never let me get ahead, I'm not part of the (((tribe)))! My wife is complaining that I play too much video games? What would she know, she's just a dumb hole! Don't make me raise my hand, bitch! Kids crying that they're hungry? Oh my god, I just fed them yesterday! Maybe it's YOUR FAULT that you keep eating so damn much! What's that, I spend too much money on alcohol and now we don't have any food left in the fridge? Well, of course I have to drink, with how much you're whining at me! It's not my fault, it's yours!

It's always going to be something, even if he did become a family man, it wouldn't last. At least if he lives a life of a neet, nobody else has to suffer with him, like for example in the Rekieta household.

Also why are you guys calling him a grifter? if the guy was a grifter then he would have stuck to the popular anti woke opinions
He is a grifter, just not a very good one(or a smart one). Like with everything else in life, he fails at being a good grifter and has to be content with hoping that his para-social slop streams and political outrage videos will give him easy shekels. He admitted straight up that he just wants to make money and do so in the easiest way possible, him using the streams as his therapy sessions aside he lives up to that claim in almost every single one of his streams. Days of him putting any effort into anything he does is long gone, he's just in it for the pear money at this point and hopes he can attract 4chan-esque right wing paypigs from his doom and gloom blackpill videos.
 
I think synth was at least right that Death stranding was politically correct or woke. I'm not shilling the guy but I think he is right. Also why are you guys calling him a grifter? if the guy was a grifter then he would have stuck to the popular anti woke opinions. I think there has to be another word for him because he really isn't grifting but I can somewhat see why the word was being used. Nick Fuentes appeals to the groyper crowd but he's actually a huge faggot and is retarded even though he occasionally says some 'based' things and synth sorta does do the same thing though I don't see any hypocrisy really since I'm a newfag to the drama surrounding the guy. Also what are your guys thoughts on what the egad, he's also is one of his cronies but the comparison of him to american krogan is far more accurate than what I see it being applied to coby and he seems to be quite well read as well.
He's a "grifter" because he's just as his youtube name implies, a synthetic man. He gets all of his views from /v/ and fucked over his audience for the sake of some fat vtuber. Is also into lolicon which really wouldn't be an issue if it wasn't for the fact that he also acts as a moralfag and 1488 white savior YouTuber. Also, his taste in video games is shit and he has a mostly brown fanbase. Nothing really genuine at all about him except his love for futa which is so great that he felt the need to talk to his dad about it live on YouTube in front of a audience. I suspect he would even be willing to talk about it in front of kids if pressured to do so.
 
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It actually pissed me really off.
Death Stranding 2 is a beautiful game that is fun, doesn't hold your hand and has an amazing story (playing the first one is mandatory imho).
He was just whining about random shit like Jim Sterling for 40 minutes. And now that I think of it, sounded like the script was made by an AI (which is hilarious considering the message of the game)
 
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It actually pissed me really off.
Death Stranding 2 is a beautiful game that is fun, doesn't hold your hand and has an amazing story (playing the first one is mandatory imho).
He was just whining about random shit like Jim Sterling for 40 minutes. And now that I think of it, sounded like the script was made by an AI (which is hilarious considering the mesdage of the game)
The Death Stranding shilling thread is over here Mr Kojima.
 
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No joke, that DS2 "review" actually put me to sleep. His social commentary is surface level and he obviously thinks highly of himself despite being a midwit. Just embarrassing. Stick to poorly playing video games.
 
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It actually pissed me really off.
Death Stranding 2 is a beautiful game that is fun, doesn't hold your hand and has an amazing story (playing the first one is mandatory imho).
He was just whining about random shit like Jim Sterling for 40 minutes. And now that I think of it, sounded like the script was made by an AI (which is hilarious considering the mesdage of the game)
Well to be honest death stranding is a very polarising franchise. I’m playing through the first one right now and love it but many people despise it.

Synth’s just bad at problem solving so when encountering an ImSim like Death Stranding he’s going to have trouble.
 
It actually pissed me really off.
Death Stranding 2 is a beautiful game that is fun, doesn't hold your hand and has an amazing story (playing the first one is mandatory imho).
He was just whining about random shit like Jim Sterling for 40 minutes. And now that I think of it, sounded like the script was made by an AI (which is hilarious considering the mesdage of the game)
Bro no dude, you can't just defend death stranding 2, it is a flopped shit game. Take your sensitive ass to death stranding thread
 
Bro no dude, you can't just defend death stranding 2, it is a flopped shit game. Take your sensitive ass to death stranding thread
Bro, you know we can see you guntguarding in Futaman's circlejerk thread?
well yeah he is a thin skin fag, but that does not make the people crying over him for nothing less faggy. There are legitimate shit things he has done where one can clown on him, but stuff like unironically calling him dsp (i am still waiting for sons of kojima compilation on the guy) does not hold as he is not a beggar and he play games sufficiently very well, at least the guy completes the main games he plays like Kingdom come deliverance 2 who still only 30% of people manage to complete.
plus the asking about japanese dickgirls to his own dad is not a big of deal,

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