DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Niggernerd]

That was Leanna... also Phil wouldn't come out of his hole to be a normal human
Probably was the lit match that eventually lead to her seeing how shitty he was and her eventually leaving

Kat is a stupid, empty minded fat cunt who has zero friends, thus nobody who can say "wow your husband sucks"

I thought khet also invited some people over? About 2-3 years ago when he was playing sf5

 

[Crooked 16th]

Phil retiring something that makes him money is defiantly right up his ally

 

[Choom]

Just curious, but the mac & cheese....whateva happened there?
I was skimming through the archive of the stream, and he was telling an unfunny story about how a detractor broke in his house and stole the tray of mac & cheese, and that Kat was just going to make some "storebought" mac instead of whatever homemade version she was supposedly making.
Did Phil ever say what actually happened? He hasn't had any problems telling everyone when dinner got messed up in some way in the past (including today with the BBQ chicken), so it's kind of odd if he didn't want to say anything about this one particular item.
Edit: Also catching up on things, it looks like none of the food Kat was supposedly cooking ever made an appearance? Isn't his usual shtick bringing a plate of everything upstairs and trying it on stream? But this time around, just...nothing at all?
I dunno, this whole thing just seemed really weird to me.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Phil is the true embodiment of the American Dream, proving that even if you have absolutely zero talent or skill you can still make loads of money.

To anyone else I wouldn't care. But he's such a cunt about it that I actively wish for the worst for him. Like, how dare you judge anyone else's content when you make the shitty videos he does? Why would you think you get talk about all your first world problems and not be critiqued on it? All the while acting like you're the common blue collar worker. He isn't. He failed upwards. Anyone else? Mozel Tov. But him? He's a prick and I can't wait until he loses it all.

Edit: The worst part is he thinks he's entitled to all the money and considers it as him being a success. He doesn't have a humble bone in his body and does not realise how privilaged he is.

 

[Balr0g]

Phil is the true embodiment of the American Dream, proving that even if you have absolutely zero talent or skill you can still make loads of money.

But with the twist that he doesn't have anything to show for it except some dumb toys that routinely brake because he cavemans that shit. Plus his middle unit condo seems (according to his words) falling apart while he sits there and thinks "This is fine *snort*"
For Phil, money is like "Easy comes easy goes" Unless he has set up a trust fund somewhere in the Cayman Islands... never mind. His "trust fund" are jpegs in WWEC

 

[neger psykolog]

Phil also admitted that when fans sent him things over the years, he would open their package, shrug his shoulders, and throw it in the closet. Going back to CT fans too.

This is fucking hilarious. This is like something straight out of a movie.

 

[Fapcop]

He's an idiot for "retiring" the vest and hats. His dents love seeing him wear them. I'm convinced the only reason they threw this much money at him was to see him put them on

Trolls as well. There are few clips that make Phil look as ridiculous as when he’s sitting with his silver west and a retarded hat going: “BANNED BANNED BANNED! Gone! Forever!”

I thought khet also invited some people over? About 2-3 years ago when he was playing sf5

I could see Phil lying about something like this, to get some of that “normal ahdult-style human” cred.

“Yeah of course we have friends! We sit andHave meaningful conversations with them all the time!”

That was Leanna... also Phil wouldn't come out of his hole to be a normal human
Probably was the lit match that eventually lead to her seeing how shitty he was and her eventually leaving

That was Phil’s big mistake. Letting Leanna get a job so she could compare notes with other young women and see what a pos her lil philbert was.

If only the greed haven’t gotten to him, Leanna would never have heard things like:

“What do you mean?! You’re laying on the bed, sending him fuck me eyes, and instead of going to town, he starts sperging about the decor of the hotel room?! Girl what’s WRONG with him?!”.

 

[Urusei Baktsura]

how is Phil still pushing his vest streak? It's been 5 years now and he can't move on from his glory days of getting shit loads of money just to wear a vest that looks like the inside of a cheese grater. You know, he'd probably still get crazy vest streaks if he actually had a gimmick that wasn't watching a balding 40 year old put on a vest. He just can't get a new bit.

Phil also admitted that when fans sent him things over the years, he would open their package, shrug his shoulders, and throw it in the closet. Going back to CT fans too.

I'm so confused by him. It really seems like at some point YouTube became numbers on a spreadsheet to him. But he also refuses to buy a Minecraft Steve puppet and unbox Roblox toys on his YouTube. He'll whine about it being a kids thing, but he also clearly doesn't have any self respect if he demands the price of an Xbox to eat some Spongebob meal from Burger King or some shit. I've said on the thread before that he should just do his hogan pulls on stream and put them on YouTube. Then he gets a tax write off on his gambling and can milk ad revenue from the twats who watch Fifa card pulls or some shit.

 

[Pargon]

I've said on the thread before that he should just do his hogan pulls on stream and put them on YouTube. Then he gets a tax write off on his gambling and can milk ad revenue from the twats who watch Fifa card pulls or some shit.

You aren’t alone. Iirc there’s a theory that he won’t do it because he can’t use his TCMDSP account as that would prove the bank leaks correct, so he’s relegated to using DFTR, an account with a fraction of the money thrown into it. Which hey, that’s a silver lining, knowing Phil seethes even at the things that make him happy because he can’t have them the way he wants them. And that’s just…wait, I think saw something that sums it all up.

defiantly right up his ally

There we go.

 

[Balr0g]

So I checked RawPhil how much he made. 1k for a nearly 11 hours of "work" which in truth is coping, drinking, fisting uhm feasting with the pig and pulling out shit out of his overstuffed closet while we all know he is so deep in the closet he just can't come out and say "I am gay" So what was he actually expecting? 3k? 5k? All he did was probably feeding detractors with material for hours. Plus Kc is back and they will make fun of DSP crying on stream over his dead Minecraft bird

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Waiting on that TJ Gamebox update...

Know he's blowing all the cash immediately. Really the only reason he doesnt make me MATI. Him and his retarded dents keep him in this endless cycle of addiction and financial failures. I really need to try to clip the part early in the stream where he went on a rant about how he is morally superior to other streamers, because all they want is money. Its like every negative thing he says is pure projection. Can't wait for health issues to strike.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

how is Phil still pushing his vest streak? It's been 5 years now and he can't move on from his glory days of getting shit loads of money just to wear a vest that looks like the inside of a cheese grater. You know, he'd probably still get crazy vest streaks if he actually had a gimmick that wasn't watching a balding 40 year old put on a vest. He just can't get a new bit.

Or if he isn't banning people for literally every petty version imaginable? I am 99% sure most of the people he banned over this 7 years were people who would be otherwise around his streams because they are really that dent-headed.

Also you should be also questioning why every single time he makes one of those insane complaints it is almost always about lag or dropped inputs. He can't be simply lying or coping about this because he has been doing it for literal decades and we know that he has legitimate issues with reflexes even without alcohol.

 

[Lord_Point]

"My childhood was unique because I was allowed to hang out with the local kids" who fucking says this

Man that might be the best example of how over inflated his ego is summed up in one retarded sentence. In his mind he is so special that just gracing the neighbors with his presence is the same thing as royalty descending from the high tower to let the shit eating peasants glance at their royal glory. Never did it cross his mind that a fat retarded pollack was just another neighbor kid of no importance to anyone else.

Then he gets a tax write off on his gambling and can milk ad revenue from the twats who watch Fifa card pulls or some shit.

People get real special about this but he can already deduct hogan pulls from his taxes. As current tax code stands a business is allowed to deducted expenses from unreleased products and failed projects. (This is a GOOD thing, you want the tax code to be leniet as possible, its just a case of a fat retard taking advantage of a good thing) The chance the government ever investigages him is basically zero, but if they do all he would have to say is its an ongoing project/failed scarped product.

 

[neger psykolog]

People get real special about this but he can already deduct hogan pulls from his taxes. As current tax code stands a business is allowed to deducted expenses from unreleased products and failed projects. (This is a GOOD thing, you want the tax code to be leniet as possible, its just a case of a fat retard taking advantage of a good thing) The chance the government ever investigages him is basically zero, but if they do all he would have to say is its an ongoing project/failed scarped product.

He robs the government once by getting SSI payments from his dents
He robs the government twice by declaring gacha as business expenses

That's our hero, DSP

 

[Culex]

You aren’t alone. Iirc there’s a theory that he won’t do it because he can’t use his TCMDSP account as that would prove the bank leaks correct, so he’s relegated to using DFTR, an account with a fraction of the money thrown into it.

TheyCallMeDSP IS DownFromTheRafters.
TheyCallMeDSP -> TheGunShow84 -> DownFromTheRafters
The sock he used on stream was TheKingDSP.

 

[DarkFuhDillz]

Khat seems like more of the type to have a life insurance policy on her partner IMHO.

If he'd actually gotten one on Khet he'd have let something slip to indicate that by now, unless he got it fairly recently, like within the last month.

That’s what I was thinking. She going downhill and it only take 6 months on some policies for the benefits to kick in

 

[Iron Hamster]

It's funny because bowlth scenarios are amazing

• Kat is incompetent and cannot make simple recipes
• Phil lies about everything just to order Doordash

Neither scenario makes them look good

It is fascinating. I really don't understand why he thinks he has to lie and make her look bad in the process. I guess the lying is an addiction at this point too. And since doordash is on his schedule daily, and he harps on following his schedule,,,,,,,,,,,,,

"My childhood was unique because I was allowed to hang out with the local kids" who fucking says this

But I thought they were all black kids that stole bicycles.

has anything interesting happened yet?

Yes. I came up with an idea for bingo cards next year when he pulls this scam again. We'll see how many things are a repeat of the first 2 times as he throws absolutely nothing out.

And todays Phail in Photo:

she didn't seem like she had years of pent up frustration towards phil and wanted out.

You didn't see the angry scowl she gave him when he put his hand on her shoulder?

Trying to recall but the totally not catalyst of having Khet cosplaying as Roseanne Barr back on was because of the Mike Clum interview on Gundams channel yes?

Looks like Clum is the best troll so far getting the fhet reveal

Phil didn't even notice this.

The holidays are all about giving Phail money. Nothing more.

Phil clocked out with $1060

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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Can’t wait for his “poor boy” begging when Monday comes. I guess he’s going to spend that money on hogans and gin this weekend.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Can’t wait for his “poor boy” begging when Monday comes. I guess he’s going to spend that money on hogans and gun this weekend.

2 'special' events this weekend.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

He can’t even buy expensive liquor to show off to the dents. He’s buys cheap, super sweet liquor that teenage girls would drink.

Not like it would matter if he got high quality alcohol. His taste buds are so fucked from sweets, processed garbage and other shit, there’s zero chance we would hear anything other than whiskey being “smoky, tangy, robust, flavorful, aged and kind of haht.”