Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

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Vicky needs to be in "the neuro ICU," those incompetend doctors just don't know what level of monitoring she needs. According to my 1s search that facility is for people with things like stroke, brain injury, infection and of course her MG.

They've probably just never seen a case as bad as hers, or she's too complex (two excuses munchies use when they don't get the treatment for the conditions they're larping) so don't know how to treat it.

Does she not understand that hospital isn't where you argue with people to get moved? People assess your needs based on your signs and symptoms. Its not an argument kinda place. Even then there might not be a bed available in the appropriate facility and doctors hands are tied.

None of her simps in the comments want to push back that maybe hospitals know what they're doing, quelle surprise.

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Yeah, male munchies exist but 100% of them are mostly concerned about their penis, medically, and would like you to think about it and look at it and touch it. Medically, of course.
You can find more traditional-style male munchies in IRL studies (if you haven't read Marc Feldman's Dying to be Ill yet, I highly recommend it). I think for online munching there's a double selection effect: both munching and oversharing on social media skew female.

Damn, she's so deep in her little munchie bubble she'll never realize how utterly bonkers it sounds to talk like this about your hospital stay. Bitching about wait times and boredom? Normal. "It's where I belong"? Might as well walk around with 'I use the hospital to meet my emotional needs' tattooed on your forehead.
 
Who was that woman we were discussing the other day, old lady in Washington, who got trespassed from her entire local health system? I think it was one of Vick's followers, actually, might have been in this thread. Anyhow that's in our gal's future. They are just piling up the evidence and the write-ups. The build up is frustrating for the staff I'm sure, but the payoff will be delicious for us all.

How did I miss this discussion about the psycho old lady?! PLEASE link so I can enjoy this!
 
You can find more traditional-style male munchies in IRL studies (if you haven't read Marc Feldman's Dying to be Ill yet, I highly recommend it). I think for online munching there's a double selection effect: both munching and oversharing on social media skew female.
I have read it and only recall one male munchie, but he was a boy not a man. (He was referenced as the son of a famous pop singer who faked asthma to get attention from mom. It seemed he stopped faking when he grew up)

All the other boys/ men I can recall were either MBP victims or accused of munching when they were actually quite sick. (I.e. William who died of meningitis, but nurses thought he was faking)
 
I have read it and only recall one male munchie, but he was a boy not a man. (He was referenced as the son of a famous pop singer who faked asthma to get attention from mom. It seemed he stopped faking when he grew up)
Oops you're right, I was thinking of another of his books, Playing Sick? (the asthma faker's in there too). Still definitely more female examples in total but interesting to see how the guys sometimes try to combine it with "cooler" things like stolen valor or the kind of tales Baron Munchausen might have told. In comparison, Vicky's munching is of the very feminine Victorian waif model.

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Oops you're right, I was thinking of another of his books, Playing Sick? (the asthma faker's in there too). Still definitely more female examples in total but interesting to see how the guys sometimes try to combine it with "cooler" things like stolen valor or the kind of tales Baron Munchausen might have told. In comparison, Vicky's munching is of the very feminine Victorian waif model.

Dayum. Those stories are very Vickyish. I'll have to read that book. I wonder if the men tend to have more extreme back-stories in order to get them up to munching readyness?

Again bowled over by Vicky arguing for the ICU, LOL. She just doesn't get it. Hospital it very much NOT the place where you are in the driving seat. She really should have picked another hobby. In fact she really should have pursued phalloplasty. She could be getting this all for real, until she genuinely legit dies! She was talking about it at one point, I wonder why she chickened out?

The thing about "reaching out to my IRLs" is telling too. Usually hospitals will be happy to make that phonecall for you, long before you are at ICU levels of sick. You can bet she's already asked them to ring mater and pater, too, denied
 
There's also a whole subfield of male malingering. If you've ever heard anything about VA benefits, there's whole mostly male subcommunities about exaggerating symptoms to optimize payouts. But, in that case the payout is financial, not emotional.
Malingering for worker’s comp, disability benefits and/or drugs is a whole other animal but that definitely has a very large male population.
 
How deranged! I hope she psyches herself up enough to request the ICU, if we don’t get the story in real time she’ll spill later when she thinks she’s been vindicated by some other quack. Would love to be a fly on the wall in the break room or wherever the docs and nurses talk shit.
I'm trying to even picture the scene of her asking. Imagine how much it would throw you to have someone tell you they want to be moved to the ICU.
Also if she's still doing the "I can't talk" thing, does that mean she's still ascending and descending groaning at them? Will this be an ipad or something reading out her ICU request in alexa voice?

Even if she actually had what she is pretending, what would the course of action for treatment be? What does she actually want, is there an end game? Is this really all just so she can get her bum played with? You probably don't have to be getting up out of bed to toilet in the ICU.
Fucking gross that they had to tell her no and that she asked for a commode to be put next to her bed, hence the bathroom collapse tantrum. She really wanted nurses to have to come in and tidy away her waste. This bitch has the nastiest little Freudian motivations.
Weird how this all came about at the same time as the out of the blue tweet about The Apps and sexually servicing her without recompense. Ugh Vicky you nasty bitch. What are you doing here?

Or-Is this maybe another big attempt to get a gold plated doctors note to excuse her fucking up university yet again, so she's got another year's grace to... Sit in an overpriced neckbeard nest doing the exact same nothing next year all over again?
Her whole game plan is a fucking mess. Her parents should kick her off the insurance. I wonder if this latest little exploit will move them in any way in this regard. Maybe the hospital staff will decide to make the call for her after all.. Try to get some useful info from the parents.
 
This has probably been asked before, but question to all the medical professionals in this thread…

When you come across a case like Vicky, is it normal to look up them up online and find information about them? Not in a professional capacity, but just personally, to get a sense of what’s up with them?

I know if I was in that position I couldn’t resist doing a quick websearch to see what kind of web presence they have.
 
Even if she actually had what she is pretending, what would the course of action for treatment be?
If she really had myasthenia gravis she'd get hooked up on all kinds of fancy IV immunosuppressive treatments. She seems to be really hot for those. (Same sort of thing she was presumably seeking when she decided she had ulcerative colitis.)

To the larger question of what is Vicky's endgame, I think she's in it. She wants to be immobile in bed while people have to care for her.
 
I question if she’s actually even in the hospital. Has she posted any evidence? I’m not accustomed to total lack of hospital vacay posts. How can Vicky possible resist showing us how bad her breathing is while in her hospital bed?

It’s strange because I do believe she goes to the hospitals hoping she will luck into an admission, but her pathological lying makes me doubt any claims without actual evidence. It would be smart to take advantage of low holiday weekend staffing but…Vicky lies too much to take any claim at face value.
 
I suspect that she’s being truthful about being in the hospital, only because I think that if she were lying wholesale, the hospital staff in her stories would be far more agreeable. Kind of like how when somebody with a really insufferable personality disorder lies about therapy, it tends to come out as “my therapist said that you were the problem”.

I think it says a lot, too, that one of the reasons she supposedly doesn't want to contact her family because she thinks they'll believe that she's faking.

A clear, recurring theme in Vicky’s life is that almost nobody ever really believes her as much as she wants them to. Yet she’s too narcissistic to consider that maybe this keeps happening to her because they’re right and she’s not actually disabled for life or dying. She’s like that Principal Skinner meme, in the flesh.
 
So she's never been to an icu despite being in the "resus bay" every other day supposedly. I do hope she gets her wish on this one and has to spend a few days without a phone. The dopamine detox alone might just set her straight for a while.


Also glad she's finally admitting her family are the only people she's in irl contact with.


There's also a whole subfield of male malingering. If you've ever heard anything about VA benefits, there's whole mostly male subcommunities about exaggerating symptoms to optimize payouts. But, in that case the payout is financial, not emotional.
For Vicky, it's both. Being "sick" is clearly what got her out of anything challenging as a kid and she seems to be under the impression that being *very* sick is a ticket to golden Neetdom. When your parents are loaded it just might be but they're the liberal socialite kind of rich, not absent billionaire dad kind of rich. The entire family needs to perform in a certain way so they keep their connections and their status.
 
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