Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[TV's Adam West]

I just don’t see how chibi is going to survive in a country without his mom helping him do things like open a bank account.

Sexual slavery.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

So much for that apartment he had lined up in Tokyo, or the friends who very generously offered to put a roof over his head when he got to Tokyo.

Did he creep them out?

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

I eagerly await a Japanese man or woman in totally traditional attire with like a fucking Samurai sword at their waist and a hachimaki around their head opening the door and saying some shit like "chibi-san, please reduce soundo, ricepaper walls very thin!" and then like bow while they play a ceremonial gong or some shit

"Iah would prefer if you woulda be quieto."

 

[demicolon]

I just don’t see how chibi is going to survive in a country without his mom helping him do things like open a bank account.

He's gonna pull his trademarked Larry Laffer "he can't be that stupid, he must be hiding something" routine on people and Mr. Magoo his way into success.

If he went to South Sudan somehow he'd end as a warlord.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

Did he creep them out?

They probably watched his 3AM stream.

 

[TheArtilleryman]

Okay I will give you one quick example. I have been to some 3rd or 4th largest cities in some countres where I have seen many people like everywhere eating eggs,bolied fried... whatever you called the rest and surpisingly they have no idea what omlettes are or how to make them. You can basically make omletes and sell them for 500% of the ingrident prices and you will outsell really quickly. Now that is still a small scheme and it isn't 1000€ a week but just wanted to give you an example of how. But imagine now what else they don't know. Don't want to give you my scheme because I want 0 competition and you know if you have a way to make lots of money easy you should never tell anyone about it. But even then you have to be a type of person that wherever you go you immideatlly see around you ways to make money. Legal,illegal and everything in between doesn't concern you.

Alright Del Boy

 

[Andrew Loomis]

Everytime I look at Chibi, my theory on retards sounds more and more plausible.

I'm sure this isn't gonna sound like divine knowledge, but Chibi has never once suffered real consequences before. Sure, he was told to be quiet and got shat on by his own mom on a livestream. Otherwise? I find it hard to believe Chibi has even been hit once for being too annoying in school or whatever. Usually, someone genuinely retarded, to the point they can't tie their own shoes and have a lazy eye, won't immediately get shit. An autist, however, will just scream about their condition the moment anything serious happens.

Chibi may get to Japan after all. Would be in line with how lolcows seem to at least live and not die immediately when facing a problem. But being in Japan will be a massive wake-up call. The slightest search for input from Japanese people will outright tell you to not go to Japan. I can't wait for the final results.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Laugh all you want, losers, when Adam finally comes to Japan, it is going to be like here!

 

[TV's Adam West]

He's gonna pull his trademarked Larry Laffer "he can't be that stupid, he must be hiding something" routine on people and Mr. Magoo his way into success.

If he went to South Sudan somehow he'd end as a warlord.

Hope he pulls a Larry and dies of AIDS.

 

[demicolon]

Everytime I look at Chibi, my theory on retards sounds more and more plausible.

It's like with bossmanjack, they take wild unpredictable decisions that no sane person would attempt and sometimes it works thanks to blind idiot luck. Bossman sometimes wins big, Chibi landed a gig at scamming people with telecom plans that everyone would pay you to get fired from but he was ackshually great at it.

Hope he pulls a Larry and dies of AIDS.

He pulls a Larry and scores with a hot Japanese heiress, gets told to GTFO in the morning, wins the lottery, hitches a luxury ship to Hawaii where he gets entangled in a Russian spy plot and ends as a king of the local tribe using his Full Sail programming knowledge. Just you wait.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Why is Chilbi asking $700 for a $300 room?

 

[Oliver Onions]

Do they run faster or stop working?

They're all this dude

But being in Japan will be a massive wake-up call.

I wouldn't be so sure. Even when it all comes crashing down (which it surely will) he'll just scurry back to America and make up some excuse to blame the Japanese for why it didn't work out.

A really fun twist would be a Chibi nomad saga where he wanders from country to country like Null did, but without any skills, social or professional, to support himself.

 

[DennisReynolds]

Everytime I look at Chibi, my theory on retards sounds more and more plausible.

I'm sure this isn't gonna sound like divine knowledge, but Chibi has never once suffered real consequences before. Sure, he was told to be quiet and got shat on by his own mom on a livestream. Otherwise? I find it hard to believe Chibi has even been hit once for being too annoying in school or whatever. Usually, someone genuinely retarded, to the point they can't tie their own shoes and have a lazy eye, won't immediately get shit. An autist, however, will just scream about their condition the moment anything serious happens.

Chibi may get to Japan after all. Would be in line with how lolcows seem to at least live and not die immediately when facing a problem. But being in Japan will be a massive wake-up call. The slightest search for input from Japanese people will outright tell you to not go to Japan. I can't wait for the final results.

I'd say you're pretty spot on. I have no doubt he'll get to Japan though, whether he lasts is the real issue. His mom has bailed him out a million times, even tossing him 4k for his birthday if I recall right so I'm sure he'll have the financial backing to jump over a lot of potential issues. I imagine the first real problems will come from him inevitably not being able to handle and fucking up at his slave-tier gaijin job. Then he'll bail on it to take a "mental health" break and party on his moms dime, thinking a senior dev position at Nintendo will just throw itself at him when he's ready go back to work. Keeping up with work visa requirements and shutting the fuck up so you can fly under the radar is a herculean task to Adam though, so that coupled with weens reporting the shit out of him as soon as he admits and whines online about being noncompliant all but ensures he gets deported and prohibited from reentry, potentially for a long long time.

What would likely follow is him returning to Michigan with his head hung low, moving back to mommy's condo with his brother, and facing the harsh reality he'll never make as much money again as he did at AT&T, and crashing even harder. But who am I kidding, he's a CWC tier teflon tard so he'll probably just get his cushy job back and learn nothing.

 

[demicolon]

Speaking of partying, I wonder how Chibi will handle the mandatory after-work bonding parties where you get shitfaced... or else.

 

[DennisReynolds]

Speaking of partying, I wonder how Chibi will handle the mandatory after-work bonding parties where you get shitfaced... or else.

I feel like that's the only place he'd actually thrive, getting shithoused, being an obnoxious perv, and doing awful karaoke is basically 90% of Adams schtick. Black companies and gaijin trash compactors don't tend to have those parties though, and even if his fellow wagies to decide to have an outing, he'd never be invited.

 

[The Wichita Lion]

Speaking of partying, I wonder how Chibi will handle the mandatory after-work bonding parties where you get shitfaced... or else.

Well one of my favorite Chibi stories is when he got drunk at GDQ and wrestled people for some thot's attention...soooo an assault charge?

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

Speaking of partying, I wonder how Chibi will handle the mandatory after-work bonding parties where you get shitfaced... or else.

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about Japan to dispute it.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about Japan to dispute it.

It's true. Although Cheebs' employers are not likely to expect that from him. It's generally for the sorts of industries where you win custom by ferociously kissing ass. If you're a Salesperson with a prospect that has a penchant for getting fucked up, you best be ready to get fucked up with them and be fresh as a daisy tomorrow morning for business as usual.

Shibuya Meltdown shares photos on twitter of various drunks/sleepy bois and burnt out Salarymen are regular features.

 

[FamicomGorby]

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That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about Japan to dispute it.

Well no one ever says no to going, because of the implication...

Black companies and gaijin trash compactors don't tend to have those parties though, and even if his fellow wagies to decide to have an outing, he'd never be invited.

I think this is more likely. Also whatever job he got definitely isn't gonna leave him with much disposable income, so this is probably gonna be more his speed in the evenings.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

It's true. Although Cheebs' employers are not likely to expect that from him. It's generally for the sorts of industries where you win custom by ferociously kissing ass. If you're a Salesperson with a prospect that has a penchant for getting fucked up, you best be ready to get fucked up with them and be fresh as a daisy tomorrow morning for business as usual.

Shibuya Meltdown shares photos on twitter of various drunks/sleepy bois and burnt out Salarymen are regular features.
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So it's like how people used to invite their bosses over for dinner?