Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

[Husky]

why are you guys calling him a grifter?

Because he treats people who gave him money like shit, he banned many for calling his favored VTuber, Kirsche, a whore. A simp? Yes. A man who likes to power trip on his fans? Absolutely. Technically, he didn't hide his distaste for his core masochistic fans, so I suppose that's not a grift. He never claimed to be a moral man, so he wasn't hiding his sexual fetish. I wouldn't call him a grifter. I would call him an ungrateful, arrogant, closeted homosexual coomer loser who abuses his fans for an internet power thrill, because manchild Coby relies on his Jewish doctor mom in real life.

I don't think Coby is a grifter because I watched most of his streams and know who he really is. However, to the audience who only watch his videos, he clearly misled them by hiding his true nature. Now, he doesn't even bother to hide it anymore, putting more doomer content into his videos. That just makes him a pathetic, power-tripping loser rather than a grifter.

I am honestly more mad at the masochistic fan base that are still willing to put up with his bullshits than Coby himself. Stop giving him money; wait for his mom to kick him out; homeless arc/wagecuck arc for the win!!!

That's not true, his Starfield video is spot on

Unfortunately, that's one of his last good reviews/videos. His last good video was on the Silent Hill 2 demake. After that, it's been shitty stream highlights with light commentary, gaming event coverage that's the same or worse than his older ones, and lazy TV show story synopsis videos. He put a low-effort stream highlight, which I could have done better, behind a paywall for a while. And of course, the latest one: "I grind GTA Online, so I understand wagecuckery; all of you working men are lower than me, the neet." The Kingdom Come: Deliverance II video is a bad, overdrawn story synopsis—basically something Mauler would make.

 

[Dick Lickieta]

Atleast Digibro got a gf from his internet fame, Coby couldn't even manage that.

That's purely from unrealistic of standards tbh, Coby thinks he's too good for a woman on the same caliber of pre-gunt'd Meigh when in reality he's not.

Also HE'S GAY, HE LIKES GIRLDICK

 

[Pumpkin_Spice_Bastard]

Bro no dude, you can't just defend death stranding 2, it is a flopped shit game. Take your sensitive ass to death stranding thread

Cope seethe and suck them dragon dildos like your abusive gay daddy.

DS2 is a true work of art and you are just too poor or too stupid. Dad of Soy is more your alley.

 

[Husky]

Cope seethe and suck them dragon dildos like your abusive gay daddy.

Self projection much?

DS2 is a true work of art and you are just too poor or too stupid. Dad of Soy is more your alley.

Explain why DS2 is work of art.

 

[Cotton Master]

Bro, you know we can see you guntguarding in Futaman's circlejerk thread?

It's not guntguarding to call Kojima a hack, even if that opinion is borrowed from Synth, regardless debating over DS2 veers into off topic shitflinging and is better suited for other threads.

 

[harmy.kook]

~Ignores the highlights~

You know I specifically pointed out where he was whining about people making fun of Synthetic and trying to say "talking about tranny dick with your father" is normal?

You know that right?

 

[Chong West]

People don't choose to be wagecucks, Coby. They have families and themselves to feed. Sometimes, being a wagecuck is their only option, and that's still a thousand times better than a useless NEET who should kill themselves out of shame for contributing nothing to society as a whole. Get a real job Coby.

I grind GTA Online, so I understand wagecuckery; all of you working men are lower than me, the neet.

Coby's only employment history was being a janny at an orthopedic centre.

Retail and hospitality, the two entry level industries that many people go through for their first few jobs which builds their character and skills, are meaningless jobs according to him and yet he never got a job in any of them because it would be too much for his crippling anxiety...

He keeps saying that many jobs are meaningless as if that's a bold, original thought. But if he actually did his time in a proper workplace, he'd be surprised that that opinion is actually pretty commonplace among the normies he so despises. It is a minority of workers that actually think they are having a huge impact and that's skewed towards upper management and governance.

People go to work for a variety of reasons like having to put food on the table, keeping themselves occupied on a regular basis instead of gooning and gaming all day, having regular social contact etc. But Synth wouldn't know that because of his privileged situation with two parents who don't push him further to try to grow up and being financially well-off that a single income from Synthmom can put a roof over his head and food on his plate.

 

[cocainePRESIDENT]

Bro, you know we can see you guntguarding in Futaman's circlejerk thread?

You can search asking your dad embarrassing questions on YouTube. Here some screenshots for you.... I apologise for derailing the thread for you fags, but here is my last post for you retards.




My last comment on this thread

 

[Sweetheart]

You can search asking your dad embarrassing questions on YouTube. Here some screenshots for you.... I apologise for derailing the thread for you fags, but here is my last post for you retards.

My last comment on this thread

"Other retards do the same as my favorite retard online so this means you guys are retards who don't understand it!", says the actual retard. Too bad you're not a dickgirl so Synthy won't suck you off for you defending his non-existent honor online. It's amazing how he manages to have more delusional viewers than the average VTuber, which I always considered the bottom of the barrel before. None of them have anything going on in their life except for blaming everyone else for their problems, just like their favorite e-daddy.

 

[30+GameOvers]

You can search asking your dad embarrassing questions on YouTube. Here some screenshots for you.... I apologise for derailing the thread for you fags, but here is my last post for you retards.

View attachment 7604701
View attachment 7604707

My last comment on this thread
View attachment 7604721

We get it, you are a parasocial weirdo who thinks talking to his parents about penises is normal. You will fit right in alongside zoophile Claudio and retarded alcoholic Ricardo, you're probably brown too. This doesn't change the fact that your e-daddy is a socially retarded, degenerate deadbeat.

 

[Dick Lickieta]

You can search asking your dad embarrassing questions on YouTube. Here some screenshots for you.... I apologise for derailing the thread for you fags, but here is my last post for you retards.

View attachment 7604701
View attachment 7604707

My last comment on this thread
View attachment 7604721

It'd be one thing if out of the blue Coby asked his dear old dad about futa just to get a reaction out of him (still retarded but whatever), its another when he's declared that anime dickgirls are heccing ubermensch and admits to jerking off to them

 

[pogoroooo]

One of the things that pissed me off the most about him is about how he had said several times on his streams how negativity doesn't sale, arguing that most of the most watched gaming videos on yt are positive, disregarding the fact that negativity is what build his channel's popularity. If it wasn't for that, his channel would have not took off like it did.
Also, I wonder if he has tried to buy sex. He has enough money after all and maybe that could help with his coomerism, or maybe tone down his rampant misogyny a little bit.
Or maybe not. Maybe he's such a shut in, buried too deep in his hole of coom and laziness that nothing can change him at this point. Very sad.

 

[Jace on ice]

My dad would beat the piss out of me if I admitted to jerking it to anime femboys.

 

[Cotton Master]

You know I specifically pointed out where he was whining about people making fun of Synthetic and trying to say "talking about tranny dick with your father" is normal?

You know that right?

Bringing up post history in a response to a negative opinion about a game is just not something I would do.

 

[harmy.kook]

Bringing up post history in a response

To sounding exactly like what I would expect Synth/or his loyal ballwashers to say, causing me to check him out.
Seeing how "all modern gaming is fucked" etc.

Throw on top of that a low post account that's been around here since 2021 and it becomes extremely suspicious.

Between seeing the "Appreciation" thread (when it was full circlejerk) a year ago, and finding them all over comment sections of Anti-Woke YouTube (usually calling everybody else a grifter) makes them easy to pick out.

 

[Mayoush]

This was a weird video why didn’t he review the game instead of saying the basic shit he said in all other videos and as someone pointed it out his biggest life struggle was grinding out gta online hahahaha and bro thinks he is savior of the west by playing video games in his moms basement.

All he did was trauma dump and project he contributed nothing to society at least he could have made a review for the games instead of acting all mighty and superior and you notice in the video he criticizes a game genre but he probably realized he will offend his fans so he says “there is nothing wrong if you like it” to make it passive aggressive

He just needs to stick to reviewing games instead of acting like a political leader who will restore the glory to western civilization

 

[30+GameOvers]

This was a weird video why didn’t he review the game instead of saying the basic shit he said in all other videos and as someone pointed it out his biggest life struggle was grinding out gta online hahahaha and bro thinks he is savior of the west by playing video games in his moms basement.

All he did was trauma dump and project he contributed nothing to society at least he could have made a review for the games instead of acting all mighty and superior and you notice in the video he criticizes a game genre but he probably realized he will offend his fans so he says “there is nothing wrong if you like it” to make it passive aggressive

He just needs to stick to reviewing games instead of acting like a political leader who will restore the glory to western civilization

He made it clear he doesn't want to make anymore gaming videos, he wants to trauma dump and play pretend politi-tuber like he's some fancy pants hotshot that people listen to. It's going to go about as well as Rekieta's transition from a respectable LawPope to drunken, coked up degenerate retard.

 

[Jace on ice]

He made it clear he doesn't want to make anymore gaming videos, he wants to trauma dump and play pretend politi-tuber like he's some fancy pants hotshot that people listen to. It's going to go about as well as Rekieta's transition from a respectable LawPope to drunken, coked up degenerate retard.

A high school graduate doing political analysis, that ought to go over well.

 

[Wünderkind]

lazy TV show story synopsis videos

which is all critical drinker makes

just add a shitty accent and fart jokes and you're there coby, millions more subs and dollars await

 

[WootieWot]

which is all critical drinker makes

just add a shitty accent and fart jokes and you're there coby, millions more subs and dollars await

Too late for synth, unlike synth, Critical Drinker hasn't declared his love for futa dick or any other degenerate fetishes for the whole internet. Synth would rather we believe that it was already over for him when he was still in his mother's womb and thus his destiny was always to be a loser, degenerate NEET so you can't blame him for why he's such a depressed faggot.