Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 34 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 440 9.9%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 120 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 146 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,691 38.1%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,006 45.2%

  • Total voters
    4,437
Does anyone have an archive of his discord around Tuesday July 1st? Fagtree claims that's when the swatting happened while he was on stream and that it was talked about in the discord. The swatter apparently called him and screeched at him before doing the swatting.

Here's his stream from Tuesday, he streamed from approximately midnight until noon and I clipped out the two hours from 8am-10am fast forwarding until every point where he hid his camera. Allegedly the swatting took place somewhere in this clip.

I can archive it but need the UCT time window.
 
In this clip, he says "they tried to kill me by cop." Not quite claiming it was a swatting. Even though SWAT is indeed part of US police departments, they're not ordinary cops, such that I don't think most people would refer to swatting as "death by cop." Like someone else mentioned earlier in the thread, at most he got a wellness check from an ordinary cop because of stupid little shits calling the police, and then went on with his day knowing it was nothing.

Remember, he did a humblebrag about informing his local police ahead of time that he was at risk of streamer swatting. So personally, I'd bet he went to bed that night and thought "oh shit I could use that friendly 10 second interaction with some confused old policeman as ego fuel" and cooked up a new Big Lie to repeat ad nauseum for the foreseeable future.
 
It's absolutely infuriating that these fucks don't understand copyright law. AGAIN, LOOK AT ANY GAME FROM 20 YEARS AGO, THEY FOLLOWED THE IDEA OF AN END OF LIFE PLAN WITH NO PROBLEM, even with servers and community modding and had ZERO ISSUES IN 20+ YEARS
these negros are all teenagers (except for myke who's a 40 year old parent). they weren't even alive 20 years ago, and those that were are too busy shoving novelty gnomes up their ass to remember how shit used to work
 
Maldavius Figtree being vnbothered about the review bombing during livestream.
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He says he's going to release "like he does every month", but he missed having an update in April. Never mind his original promise was the first of every month not the first week.

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Mald is loving this. He has a literal list of how he's the victim that he delights in reading off of over and over. Insane behavior, dude.

He has no problems conflating the entire, loose group of SKG supporters as a monolith but when it's pointed out some of his own people in his community are trying to stir shit up he immediately says that they're the exception and that his community as a whole is great. A quick reminder, that when someone in his Discord pointed out that people were discussing maybe sabotaging SKG and that this would be bad, the jannies banned him for backseat moderating. That's right, someone called out the bad behavior and Mald's mod banned the guy trying to do the right thing.

I'm convinced now that Mald is actually insane.
 
It's absolutely infuriating that these fucks don't understand copyright law. AGAIN, LOOK AT ANY GAME FROM 20 YEARS AGO, THEY FOLLOWED THE IDEA OF AN END OF LIFE PLAN WITH NO PROBLEM, even with servers and community modding and had ZERO ISSUES IN 20+ YEARS
Someone should let them know that they are free to go and monetize the Doom IP to their hearts content, since the first game not only has private servers, but the entire game is open source too, by their logic

Let's see how that would turn out
 
It's absolutely infuriating that these fucks don't understand copyright law. AGAIN, LOOK AT ANY GAME FROM 20 YEARS AGO, THEY FOLLOWED THE IDEA OF AN END OF LIFE PLAN WITH NO PROBLEM, even with servers and community modding and had ZERO ISSUES IN 20+ YEARS
It's because they refuse to acknowledge that devs/publishers switched to deliberately killing games to force people to migrate from old product to new product.
They're literally doing this meme:
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One of the captive ferrets avoiding Jason during "play time"
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I hope he is operating his ferret sanctuary business out of a commercially zoned area. He wouldn't want to break the rules by operating a business illegally out of a residential zoned area. That would be like breaking DRM on a game to play it offline.
 
Rackets is a Lolcow Emeritus nominee this time, so he's not in the running for Cow of the Year. Mald's current competitors are Anisa and The Bossman, with one more nominee yet to be decided. If he has one more major crashout by the end of the year, he's got it.
They've all got some competition from my namesake homeboy Andrew Ditch, who didn't even seem to have an active thread until last year. Not since Chris-chan himself has a cow so obsessively captured my attention and imagination. I see potential in his ongoing horror story, he could become one of the GOATs.

Worse, it’s a gay furry game for trannies, programmed so poorly it would make the average pajeet coder blush
Game Maker RPGs are something closer to Visual Novels than "real" games.
 
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Seeing Maldavius have to face the music and also cop heat from a wider audience of normies is giving me a feeling of righteousness.

I literally made my KF account because this guys fugly mop head wouldn't stop appearing on youtube and I had a visceral reaction.

I always knew his claims were bullshit, I guess some people just don't spend enough time around bullshitters to know when one checks out.
 
They need to keep chugging. We can’t let the games industry morons win. Keep going Eurobros.

I fucking hate idiots that sold themselves to work for Ubislop and Electronic Arts. I honestly believe they’re massive mega faggots for working at a studio that prioritize unscrupulous moneymen. m.A.A.d city man.
 
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