Cultcow Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[InfiniteGodmode]

This nigga is really comparing himself to Christopher Reeve—Fucking Superman.
The audacity with this hombre.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

I'm mixed race and a Mexican. That's just it. Having a furry past and ERPing on Twitter is just flavor text in the actual issue here.

You admitting to raping that cat completely side tracked me from this retardation. Do you really believe this? Do you not realize we have threads on white supremacists and white conservatives? Also, you have a furry "past" isn't the reason you have a thread here either.

I'll give you a hint on why you have a 300 page thread on KF in just 3 months. It's what you're going to do right after I post this.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

It should be extremely obvious that Claudio can only think in groups.

Something something projection.

He seriously thinks everyone in this thread is one of my henchmen

You are such a comedian.

that if you live in America you are responsible for anything and everything your government

You pay taxes, you pay the toll too!

and all of it's 300 million other citizens do. He loves guilt by the least amount of association possible.

TRUTH NUKES ALL OVER MY SCREEN! WOOO BABY!

Makes me wanna dance!

This also "works out well" for him, he tried to proudly show of his heritage—ACK!

Still am. Just not from my father's side. They are just good at reproducing (I was already an uncle since the age of 20. Now I have like 3 nephews, fuck-boy father said.)

BOO! MEXICANS!

Scared ya!

Those kids wouldn't have had their mother's survive the birth without my great grandpa btw. They should thank me personally!

and the greatest thing his family ever did was have a doctor

Plural. Almost the entirety of my close male relatives on my mom's side were all doctors. Get it right, silly cutie. You make me want to pinch your cheek from how silly you are.

who did some cool things I guess.

Like being partly culprit of the millions of Mexicans being alive today, as a matter of fact!

Everyone else in his family though? Drug addicted emotionally unstable retards—ACK!

You sound very stable.

And the best part: He knows he's spewing bullshit, and that everything ends with him. He knows it's not other people's fault he was jacking off to furry porn, or thinking about raping and killing people,

The furry fandom came from USA. Get fucked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

MLP as a franchise was made in USA.
HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Tumblr? USA.

All of your issues are self inflicted! You caused this all upon yourself!

Your great grandparents.

Your grand parents.

Your parents.

They all enabled this through inaction or support.

And now, all you can do is cry, have a tantrum, and become depressed (wink wink @Goycast Guy) at the state of your country. You deserve this and more.

I only feel compassion for the ones that have been victimized for the things you kickstarted.

The women who never had children
The women who doomed themselves by killing their unborn. (Which you started too btw)
The men who never had children
The men who doomed themselves by putting a gun to their mouth
The men who doomed themselves by allowing their children to be brutalized and more.
The cops who were just doing an honest job and got killed for it (Hi David Dorn!)
The black Americans who were gaslit and now are doomed forever after death.
And all the minors who were gaslit into being sexually precocious, believe they can either look for adults to """""""bond"""""""" with or that they can change genders.

And the animals, who did nothing to deserve being murdered, flayed alive, and abused by foreign invaders.

This is all your fault, my "dear" euroamericans!

or his inability to get a damn job (he never said he was physically unable to work, he was scared meanies were going to make fun of him if he did work.)

Half the truth.

He's admitted to us that he cries like a fucking baby because of how worthless his life is, and God wouldn't have it any other way.

When?

Happy 300 pages niggers.

Something something God wouldn't like hearing you use that word something something.

Wow what a way to just fucking admit that you see nothing wrong with raping animals.

I really need to hire you sometime in the future. Your IMAX projection could be useful for me.

Good on you, Claudio. Dansburst Studios kneels.

You mean the American? Uh oh. What a self own!

To my knowledge, Christopher Reeve (at the very minimum) doesn't—ACK!

Opium overdose.

"Mixed race" probably means Jewish-Mexican lmao.

Are you saying it because the sephardites or some shit?

ew whats wrong with your skin bro its like brown or something

Ew what's wrong with your skin bro. You look like a pale cave ghoul or somethin'.

This nigga is really comparing himself to Christopher Reeve—Fucking Superman.
The audacity with this hombre.

Oh, thanks for reminding me.

Your political propaganda turned comic icon, Superman?

Yeah, he was subverted too.

AND YOOOOUUUUUUUUU allowed it!

Not gonna lie, this gives me sadistic bliss.

You admitting to raping that cat completely side tracked me from this retardation.

You shall not bear false witness of your neighbor, God mandated.

Do you really believe this? Do you not realize we have threads on white supremacists and white conservatives?

Copium overdose. Inhale it!

HMMHMHMMMM!

Also, you have a furry "past" isn't the reason you have a thread here either.

Flat out lie.

 

[InfiniteGodmode]

Not reading that but you ain't Superman.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

You mean the American? Uh oh. What a self own!

No. He is Peruvian.

Flat out lie.

It isn't. Do you know how many furries are there in the world? We only have 355 threads here on furries. You proved my point and you're too retarded to realize it.

When?

Here:

You have no fucking idea how it feels to endure a large amount of existential dread filling your fucking head. You do not have the slightest idea how badly I ended up crying as I had to process the fact that my bloodline ends with me.

Fuck.

Y O U.

This is all my father's fault.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

In conclusion:

Brayden Haydeen. Do the world a favor.

Take your .44, shoot your parents, and then yourself. Make Schwab, Bill Gates and Larry Fink proud, my boy!

Also I’m not reading the rest of that shit nigger.

Pussy and lazy. Gay men love that on twinks though, I have seen it by how they talk about them on Twitter.

You would fit like the "Brat" Stereotype best.

Also, what a beautiful tongue—for a Christian. (Sarcasm)

Someone with your same condition won in life, so why couldn’t you?

That's because the actor was already famous and rich, dummy!

Not reading that but you ain't Superman.

For any readers out there. These people think Mexicans are all lazy AND THEN say this.

Just letting you know, pal. Reading is a good way to work out your neurons. You kinda need that!

No. He is Peruvian.

Where was he born?

It isn't. Do you know how many furries are there in the world?

Cope harder, retard. Inhale that copium! Dance, butt monkey, DANCE!!!

 

[Goycast Guy]

Pussy and lazy. Gay men love that on twinks though, I have seen it by how they talk about them on Twitter.

Ok groomer. Anyway I’m not reading the rest of your essay. Please keep sperging out though.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Hey, hey @Goycast Guy

If your dear beloved race doesn't do something immensely drastic in these 3 generations. You will dissappear from the Earth in less than 150 years.

No pressure though!

I am totally not saying this to make your depression worse! Nuh huh.

Ok groomer. Anyway I’m not reading the rest of your essay.

Lazy!

 

[Atomic Mindbreaker]

It isn't because I am close to being gay. Nope, it's because...

I'm mixed race and a Mexican. That's just it. Having a furry past and ERPing on Twitter is just flavor text in the actual issue here.

....you rape cats and fantazise about raping and killing 19 year olds, faggot.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

....you rape cats

Rape cats? When? Enlighten me, dear friend. Or else God might have to extract the truth when you die.

And fantazise about raping and killing 19 year olds, faggot.

There is something about this that you don't understand.

You imply that I see Brayden Haydeen as a fellow brother in Christ.

But no. I don't see him as human.

 

[Goycast Guy]

I don't see him as human.

I don’t see cat rapists as human.

By the way Claudio, how did you know that the cat was male? That requires checking.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

In the anthropology way of thinking, why do you think humans have managed to kill others in ways that even Cain would shudder, even after killing Able?


Easy.


The culprits didn't see the victim as human.


The Aztecs did Pozole out of their prisoners and honored the food for Tezcatlipoca, the God of war. But the people they killed were human too, right? Then why would they do this? Because, for them, this wasn't cannibalism. The victims weren't of the same race as theirs, in their eyes.

Why did your nordic, Celtics and other ancestors commit atrocities to other humans? Why did the Greek or romans do it too? Easy. They didn't see the victims as people either. Complete and absolute dehumanization.

Why do you think I am able to say the things I tell @Goycast Guy? Not because I believe these "threats" I make up. but because I see him as a demon that looks like a mere mockery of a human

 

[Tread Miller]

even Cain would shudder, even after killing Able?

lol

Why do you think I am able to say the things I tell @Goycast Guy? Not because I believe these "threats" I make up. but because I see him as a demon that looks like a mere mockery of a human

More like an excuse to speak of the violent fantasies you want to inflict on someone you perceive as vulnerable. Do you ruminate on these sadistic thoughts or are they impulses you immediately write down upon reading Goycast Guy's posts?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

More like an excuse to spe─ ACK!!!

Thanks for the Tl;Dr, retard. Do you want me to clap? LMAO.

Do you ruminate on these sadistic thoughts or are they impulses you immediately write down upon reading Goycast Guy's posts?

They are as impulsive as his retarded use of a slur that all it did is become ammo for black people not to see his race as human.

Again, self inflicted wounds. Euroamericans appear to be natural masochists

Should had picked Lincoln's option when he offered it. Now sleep in the bed you made, euroamericans.

Your historical racism was weak as fuck too. At least New Spain's caste system also affected white people negatively. Why does the USA manage to make everything it does look cheap? Every time someone up there dies from a fire in their home, it's your fault for making cheap houses. Just saying.

Like I said earlier, your country's foundation is a very mixed, massive pool of blood─And paganism. That too.

I mean, your retarded countrymen didn't even know what the narco coyotes even were!
P.s. I bet you wish you could send me a note to beg me to shut the fuck up. Right?

Too bad your dear shota neko lover, Null, removed the ability. Too bad.

 

[Goycast Guy]

Claudio I still must have my answer to the question on if you prefer your furs circumcised or uncircumcised? If you refuse to answer, I will just assume that you prefer the Jewish mark because you have a Jewish president. Please get back to me in 20 minutes even with your busy schedule. Thanks.

 

[Tread Miller]

They are as impulsive as his retarded use of a slur that all it did is become ammo for black people not to see his race as human.

I'm almost impressed that you could come up with such sadism on the spot, but I guess that explains why you are a very likely the one who raped the cat.

P.s. I bet you wish you could send me a note to beg me to shut the fuck up. Right?

Too bad your dear shota neko lover, Null, removed the ability. Too bad.

You can just log off, that doesn't require Null at all to do. I guess a mod could ban you but where's the fun in that?

 

[Detective Carey]

you have NEVER touched a Bible in your life. Not even to put it where it belongs if it fell from a cupboard.

Bro don't be silly, I keep my books (including my Bible) on shelves. Cupboards are for like, plates and bowls and dare I say, cups.

Is this some sort of funky google translate Spanish to English shit, or is it some cultural thing I'm not getting through my ignorant euroamerican brain?

Do Mexicans keep their books in cupboards?

 

[Goycast Guy]

Attention @Claudio Hernández Castañeda, it has now been 20 minutes. That means I can safely come to the conclusion that you prefer your furs with a Jewish cock. Thank you for your time.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

lol this nigger compared himself to 80's Superman. I know it was said before, but I'm repeating it anyway.

 

[Detective Carey]

To be fair, I'd watch a clunky underground "Be Kind Rewind" style knockoff of 80's Superman starring Claudio and crew.

After all, Mexico has a rich history of shitty knockoff products.

Here's to you bootleg Mexican toys in the pharmacy/dollar store: you saved the day during a mad scramble for some random friend of a friend's kid's birthday party!

Of course Goku Spider-Man and Robert Cop were all on the same crime fighting team little Timmy, how rad is that?