The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

LOL @Staticness is still at it. Its been what a year now?

A response hat for every street shat. Like a poo Hansel and Gretyl (Hansel rapes Gretyl every 30 minutes on the path home) he shall sniff his way back to his septic tank above ground suburb that spawned his particular Bacillus.

 

[Waffle Iron]

While browsing the farms I found a thread of ifunny users shitting on their pajeet mods. One of the examples was this post. It stood out to me because I remember a presentation about how most people are good people. There they mentioned Ebay. The creators of ebay were worried about scammers, so they built all sorts of intermediaries to limit scamming potential. But most users would just trade without the extra protections and not get scammed. It was brought forth as an example of the general goodness in humans.
Then here you have india. A bucket of shitcolored crabs backstabbing eachother for pennies, when trading in good faith would make everyone richer in the end.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

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While browsing the farms I found a thread of ifunny users shitting on their pajeet mods. One of the examples was this post. It stood out to me because I remember a presentation about how most people are good people. There they mentioned Ebay. The creators of ebay were worried about scammers, so they built all sorts of intermediaries to limit scamming potential. But most users would just trade without the extra protections and not get scammed. It was brought forth as an example of the general goodness in humans.
Then here you have india. A bucket of shitcolored crabs backstabbing eachother for pennies, when trading in good faith would make everyone richer in the end.

I remember a tech related site where I bought and sold pc components with people who were honest and took care of their hardware. Then, within days after a site migration and removal of rep requirement for posting sales it all want to shit. Scams are so bad now that I look back on those years and wonder if it was a hallucination. The jeet plague is insidious.

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

Are Indian Zionists shills getting paid or are they such sycophants they're desperate for good goy points?

I'm sure they do it for free. "Israel fight Muslim. Israel good." is the entire thought process. Pajeets just have something wrong with them where they view everything through religion and caste and seem incapable of understanding race and ethnicity.

/r/worldnews has a massive Indian infestation and whenever I see bloodthirsty anti-Muslim pro-Israel shit it's a Pajeet 90% of the time.

 

[pippy]

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What the fuck did I just watch? This video was tagged India

he has a need for speed

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Literally "the Internet (capital I) was a nice place. It was fucking awesome. Then every flavor of nigger showed up like a sewage tsunami"

 

[MrJokerRager]

There is a new Pajeet Codex now?

https://odysee.com/@promptpirate:2/Codex-Pajeet-3:d

 

[William F. Clinton]

There is a new Pajeet Codex now?

https://odysee.com/@promptpirate:2/Codex-Pajeet-3:d

Yeah, there was some discussion on it a few pages back.

(Let it be known that I originally rated you late before noticing that @Staticness had stank up that reaction.)

 

[The Backwards Man]

We have to pump those negative numbers up!
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Canada and Australia would be higher if they weren't poo-stained colonies.

 

[Sooty Soot]

I swear to God, Hindoostan's like a GTA parody of real life.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

We have a new crop of jeet 'cybersecurity experts' here on H1Bs working at my company and these people are the pushiest motherfuckers imaginable.

"Did you writing this wiki page? There is being the sensitive information we must remove from it now yis"
"Yes, but that was two years ago. It's the responsibility of the current team [NOTE: the current team working on that product is contract jeets living in India] to keep it up to date and remove sensitive information. I work on a different team and it is not in my current job description to manage that team's documentation."
"OKAY BUT SARRRR IT IS SAYING THAT YOU ARE WRITING THIS PAGE PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL AND REMOVING THIS SENSITIVE DATA [NOTE: the 'sensitive data' is just test environment api keys for web services that aren't even accessible outside the corporate VPN]"

Talking to some of my other coworkers, these 'cybersecurity experts' mostly just invent busywork and somehow don't know the difference between Spring, .NET, and Angular applications.

One of the clients I work for exported all their IT to India. Ok, well, MANY of the clients I work for have done that, but...

Spoiler: Just Jeet IT

This included all their server patching and security, the automatic shit was disabled because "it's more efficient to do it on the weekends at 6 PM Saturday every week." None of it got done, of course, becuase the "Cybersecurity Expert" Jeets didn't know how and Stack Overflow doesn't have a script to do it for them. We were years behind on patches when the event happened.

In hindsight I should have realized what was going on when I started hearing about Slack cutting us off at random because the "special version" we were installing and not updating was so old Slack was refusing to allow us to connect anymore. And yes, normally Slack auto-updates, unless you specifically get their enterprise edition that doesn't, which means this isn't just stupid, it's intentionally stupid.

One of the head Cybersecurity guys, an American, goes on vacation for the first time in years, and notably goes off the grid. No phone, no email, no laptop, nothing. "Fuck this place I'm out don't call me even if it's on fire" type vacation. Instantly, the entire company is hit with Ransomware. To this day I'm not sure if he was involved or if they were just waiting until the last White American who could take charge and fix shit was unavailable. I lean towards the later because he didn't lose his job and didn't vanish afterwards.

I'm on duty that night and all hell breaks loose exactly at 5 PM when the last Americans (other than me) leave. I realize what's going on within minutes as I'm on the phone with a user, see [head of Cybersecurity] guy has logged in remotely to this woman's device and installed some shit about 5 minutes before everything went to shit, and I see about 30+ voicemails appear in my inbox.

Immediately fire off a SMS, Email, Pager Duty, and fucking flat out call the Jeet on call network guy cause they're not responding to ANY of the P1 "In case of everything on fire pull ripcord and run" levers we have specifically for something like this.

"We have a Randomware worm that is hitting everything, you MUST disable the VPN immediately. TURN IT OFF. We'll turn it back on later, TURN IT OFF NOW."

"Yes very good will investigate and properly handle this emergency with the haste and expedience."

"NO, DO NOT INVESTIGATE. TURN OFF THE FUCKING VPN, NOW, UNDERSTAND?! IF ANYONE COMPLAINS TELL THEM I TOLD YOU TO DO IT, TURN IT OFF, NOW."

"Yes saar I will do the needful thank you very much."

I have the lady I'm on the phone with go to every computer she can reach in her office and disconnect them from Ethernet, Power them down, and yank the power from her office's router. It's too late by then but I do get a gold star for trying later on.

6 hours later when the white IT leadership (a bunch of fat ugly white Karens who aren't from tech but do know how to suck corporate anus) are roused out of their stupor the VPN is finally turned off.

THOUSANDS of laptops are encrypted. Every server is encrypted. Every database is encrypted. Even the "segmented network" that's on a separate, high security domain that contains HIPAA data and mission critical stuff (blueprints, patents, etc) that's supposedly air-gapped and requires jumpboxes and secondary VPNs is encrypted. (We find out later that the Jeet "devops" got tired of doing things right so they set up their own secret VPN that bypassed all that security stuff. HIPAA doesn't exist in India and they don't give a fuck about your laws.) All the "backups" are encrypted as they were either left connected (copying Cnew folder to Cnew folder backup is a backup, I hear from a fucking idiot jeet a few days later) or effectively nonexistent.

They pay the ransom. It's the exact amount, to the fucking penny, that their cybersecurity insurance covers. 8 figures. We're not supposed to ask about that and I think if the SEC found out they'd have questions they don't want to answer.

One of the India outsourcer companies vanishes overnight. Their website is gone. Domain name doesn't resolve. Only know it exists cause of google cache and wayback machine. NONE of them ever respond to email, call, certified mail, nothing, ever again. A big chunk of contractors that had been working with this shithole company for years suddenly just... fucking gone. And yes, this includes the on call network jeet I spoke with that night.

They learn their lesson, sort of. See, the reason they had all jeets? Cheap, of course, and the small American team could make up the difference. And this made sense because it was a handful of female "IT professionals" with a background in HR and Communications (not Tech) and a bunch of Jeet brahmin tard wranglers in charge who were wormtounging them. "Oh yes vary good best technicians we shall do job at 1/10th price of silly Americans and you won't have to deal with American IT men anymore yes saar best IT very good sho bob and vageen?"

They don't fire the jeets, of course. No no, that would cost money and they'd have to deal with -- ugh -- techbros! No, the lesson they learn is to install 5 different cybersecurity apps on each and every device (making them effectively unusable for a year or so until that gets dialed back, but each Cybersecurity consultant they go through suggests a different one so they just turn them all on at once), enable every fucking insane security option imaginable (MFA no longer allows push, have to use SMS instead, sessions like Outlook or Slack log you out every 12 to 24 hours, no local admin for anyone, etc) because "more secure is more gooder!" but in reality the women don't have a clue about what to do but they do know they sure as fuck aren't taking blame for this and the Jeets they were going to blame vanished.

 

[Sugriva]

I hate indians so god damn much

 

[SIMIΔN]

Apparently Jeets abuse the disability assistance to get a priority check in for free, and then they are being moved around in wheelchair by some dirty shudra assistant like a brahming royality with a smug jeet-smiles.

That's a scam not unique to jeets. I've seen nogs and old boomers do that whole "magical miracle flight" scam for years - they enter the plane cripped and disabled, but exit the plane magically healed and able to walk again!

This time it might be a problem on the airport's end.
I knew a blind person who was going to do a 800km tandem ride. Newark airport insisted if she wanted help, she'd have to sit in a chair.

 

[plastic Consumer]

I've been playing The Finals and can always spot an indian right away because they always make their characters look indian. Well, they also play just about as good as you think they would too, this one guy was sticking to a heavy class but had no clue how to play heavy. One of the heavy's attacks include a charge, and through the whole match he would charge in a random direction, usually completing a circle that didn't hit anything or anyone. It was satisfying watching him get schooled repeatedly because he totally refused to pick a different strategy (a different weapon, a different build, anything) Is there anything worse than an indian with a fucking ego?

Did this person happen to be called "peaceful protestor", have a moustache, and wear a sombrero hat?

 

[Timotei Lindeanu]

I think the Ganges will be ground zero for all manner of predatory fish and bacterium that will actively target humans.

From what I know, the Ganges cannot, I repeat cannot sustain life, imagine your river being so fucked that even a place like Chernobyl can sustain life. So yeah, we will be safe from pajeet killer fish.

 

[Slur Generator]

I thought the Brazilians were annoying

haha yea, But in europe we didnt have to deal with them a lot of the time. When i was a kid playing warcraft 3 online it was the stinky french always saying FR? FR? almost everyone else spoke english, even the krauts.

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

From what I know, the Ganges cannot, I repeat cannot sustain life, imagine your river being so fucked that even a place like Chernobyl can sustain life. So yeah, we will be safe from pajeet killer fish.

There's plenty of wildlife especially in the upper Ganges but I wouldn't recommend eating anything you fish out of there...

It's actually quite surprising considering all the shit the Poojeets dump in there. Feces, half-burnt corpses, lead, chromium. It's got a scary fucking amount of coliform bacteria in it. India has been trying to get people to stop making their holy river hell on earth for like 30 years with very little success.

see: Indian politician drinks water from polluted ‘holy’ river to impress supporters, gets hospitalised

He fell ill with a severe stomach ache at his residence in Chandigarh city and had to be airlifted to Delhi, the report said, citing sources familiar with the incident.

People soon started linking his reported illness to him drinking water from the river, considered to be holy.

His office has, however, denied the chief minister fell ill and said Mr Mann went to the hospital for a routine checkup.

Saaar, we get airlifted to urban hospitals for routine checkups all the time saar

 

[Timotei Lindeanu]

There's plenty of wildlife especially in the upper Ganges but I wouldn't recommend eating anything you fish out of there...

It's actually quite surprising considering all the shit the Poojeets dump in there. Feces, half-burnt corpses, lead, chromium. It's got a scary fucking amount of coliform bacteria in it. India has been trying to get people to stop making their holy river hell on earth for like 30 years with very little success.

see: Indian politician drinks water from polluted ‘holy’ river to impress supporters, gets hospitalised



Saaar, we get airlifted to urban hospitals for routine checkups all the time saar

My sincere apologies for my somewhat optimistic approach about the Ganges. Still I hope that the fish or whatever creatures will mutate from there will not cause immediate destruction of humanity in our lifetime, nor our kids. God bless us all.

I started to watch Codex Pajeet 3, let's just say that the videos from Pajeetland left me with more disgust for them than ever.

 

[karaokeman]

No matter how much the mainstream Western media pushes Indians and Blacks to the forefront, it doesn't change global perceptions.

We're gonna look at the disgustingness and vileness of India and the African continent and conclude that they're clearly inferior.

That's all there is to it. Wakanda isn't real.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

From what I know, the Ganges cannot, I repeat cannot sustain life, imagine your river being so fucked that even a place like Chernobyl can sustain life. So yeah, we will be safe from pajeet killer fish.

I am absolutely certain sometime in the not too distant future some ungodly horrific bacteria or phage or something will come out of India, having survived on human flesh, sewage, and god only knows what else, and all but custom designed to consume human flesh.

One of the ol' tricks back in the day, no idea if it was real or not, was to take some blood, boil a horse apple in it at just the right temperature, and harvest the blood eating bacteria from the slurry. You'd have something you could do just a tiny pinprick on someone and they'd either die horrifically or at the very least get very, very sick. That entire fucking country is set up to do the same thing at an industrial scale, we just haven't rolled a natural 20 yet. I had always considered it more likely that China would be the source of this -- and with COVID19 you could argue that came true, thanks to it almost definitely being caused by idiots at one of Fauci/Obama's bioweapons labs selling test animals to a fucking wet market -- but India? They'll do it on accident.

And then you realize India's one of the world's biggest sources of pharmaceuticals...